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VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	4027	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	827	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	4844
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	5303
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6080
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

ColorMeMine, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	192
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

TeacherTearsMC

attitude, AUTHORITY, BIAS, Classroom, Communication, discipline, education, Expectations, favoritism, grading, homework, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, learning, School, strictness |, Students, teachers, TeacherTearsMC, teaching methods, unfairness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	143
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mines Excavated:	2560	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

GazaRevoltCraft

anger, call for change, civil disobedience, Conflict, discontent, Frustration, gaza, GazaRevoltCraft, grassroots activism, Growing chaos, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Palestinian territories, Political unrest, protest, Rebellion, resistance movement, social upheaval, uprising, voices of revolt

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where chaos and discontent are like, totally growing in Gaza! But don’t worry, we got you covered with REVOLT! Join us and be part of the epic uprising against the oppressive forces trying to take over the land.

Build your own rebel base, create secret tunnels, and gather resources to fight back against the evil overlords. Oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs and talking cows? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the fun and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure! Join now and let’s show those baddies in Gaza who’s boss!