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WarburgCraft – HepatoWarz

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Magic Items Found:	3885	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. Like, imagine fighting a dragon while riding a pig with a diamond sword in hand. It’s like, totally bonkers, dude.

And, like, if you join this server, you’ll unlock the secrets of the Warburg Effect in Hepatocellular Carcinoma. Yeah, that’s right. You’ll be curing cancer while building a castle made out of rainbow blocks. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

Plus, like, the community on this server is so rad. Everyone is super chill and always down for a good laugh. We even have a secret handshake that involves throwing a chicken at someone’s face. It’s like, the best thing ever.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Votes:	5081
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	666
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Star Shards Collected:	222

Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

Why Java? Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!

Autism Quest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to play the game like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a world where Indians have the power to replace entire continents with their sheer numbers. That’s right, 1.4 billion people ready to take over the Minecraft universe! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and conquer our way to world domination. Who knew a simple block-building game could turn into a battle for global supremacy? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3226
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8553	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!