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Metabolic Rate

  • Junk Food Brain Lag

    Junk Food Brain Lag

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will mess with ur brain’s metabolism? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is so insane that just five days of junk food can throw off ur brain’s metabolism. like, whoa, right?! but don’t worry, the occasional splurge can have long-lasting consequences on this server. it’s like a rollercoaster for ur brain, but in minecraft form. so come join us and see just how crazy things can get!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Space Hibernation Fun

    Space Hibernation Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can activate neurons in mice to change your metabolic rate and go into a hibernation-like state! It’s like, you can reduce your cardiac output, body temperature, and energy expenditure just by playing on this server.

    Join now and be a space traveler, cuz this is totally gonna help you live longer and slow down your metabolism for those long space journeys. Who needs a rocket ship when you got neurons in mice, amirite? So come on, join the fun and become a Minecraft astronaut on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

    Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Elderly Heartbeat Haven

    Elderly Heartbeat Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where u can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and even find a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

    but wait, there’s more! on our server, u can also explore the mysteries of cardiac metabolism in the elderly. that’s right, we have a whole section dedicated to studying the effects and consequences of elderly heart health. who knew minecraft could be so educational?

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! plus, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond armor at the end of the rainbow? yep, it’s true! come join us today and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BreathCraft: Lose Weight Edition

    BreathCraft: Lose Weight Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we make u lose weight just by breathing!! no need for diets or exercise, just log on and start breathing in that sweet O2 and breathing out that CO2. we guarantee u will be shedding pounds in no time, all thanks to our magical server. join now and watch the weight melt away as u play and build in our crazy world. who needs the gym when u have our server?? join us now and start slimming down just by playing minecraft. it’s like a weight loss program, but way more fun and way less effort. so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and start losing weight with every breath u take!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MouseMashFitCamp

    MouseMashFitCamp

    New Minecraft Servers

    SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U SOMETHIN, ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT MICE DOIN HIGH-INTENSITY EXERCISE ALL DAY LONG! DEY BE RUNNIN ON DEM TREADMILLS LIKE CRAZY, DISRUPTIN THEIR CIRCADIAN RHYTHM AND GETTIN ALL CONFUSED. BUT GUESS WHAT? IT MAKES DEM GAIN WEIGHT, EVEN IF DEY AIN’T EATIN NOTHIN! SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, COME JOIN US AND SEE DEM CHUNKY MICE IN ACTION!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Igloomc

    Igloomc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: gn1.slicehosting.tech:32323

    gn1.slicehosting.tech:32323

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Knights LOLz – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Knights LOLz – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of craziness and adventure!

    Join us for epic battles with 6* Sniper Fiammetta and 6* Caster Passenger – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction! And don’t forget about 5* Supporter Quercus and 5* Medic Whisperain, they’ll have your back no matter what.

    But wait, there’s more! How about joining the Witch Feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain? It’s like a party that never ends! And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Guard Hoederer and Medic Vendela ready to shake things up in Gleams and Smoke I Emerge.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into a talking sheep or a dancing creeper – the possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Crusaders: Minecraft Madness for Israel!

    Blocky Crusaders: Minecraft Madness for Israel!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us if you’re a defender of Israel because we have a million defenders just like you! And if Israel is ever in trouble, we’ll be there to save the day, no questions asked.

    But that’s not all, we also have a strict “total shitlib death” policy. Anyone caught supporting communist rioters will be swiftly dealt with, because we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our server from those China-loving commies.

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AtomCore

    AtomCore

    New Minecraft Servers

    ATOMCORE.EU – Innovative server network created in 2020. Our goal is to create most innovate servers that stand out from the rest. We prioritize new solutions to ensure that players enjoy the game and face new challenges with each edition. We pay attention to every detail on the server and take into account the feedback from our server community.

    atomcore.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP