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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4720 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
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