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Calorie Cut Craft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Pixelated Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8966	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the turkey month is in full swing and Jiren, our resident turkey enthusiast, has already devoured over 5000 turkeys! Join us for a feast like no other as we celebrate this glorious occasion with turkey-themed challenges and events. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Jiren himself, gobbling down turkeys with lightning speed. So come on in and join the fun, just watch out for any hungry turkeys looking for revenge!

Age 38 No GF Minecraft SMP

age, Introvert, ISOLATION, lack of relationships, Loneliness, loneliness and anxiety, loneliness and depression, loneliness and isolation, loneliness and mental health, loneliness and relationships, loneliness and self-esteem, loneliness and self-worth, loneliness and social skills, Loneliness Epidemic, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, social isolation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the harsh reality of being forever alone in real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle! Our server is the perfect place for those who have never experienced the joys of dating, holding hands, or even just making friends.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even find some virtual love along the way (because let’s face it, it’s probably the closest thing you’ll get to a relationship). Our server is filled with quirky characters, insane builds, and endless opportunities for fun.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can escape to our Minecraft SMP and finally experience what it’s like to be part of a community? Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Crafty Pixel Playground – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	833
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers more than just building and exploring? Look no further! Join our server and get ready to share your favorite porn pics with fellow players in our exclusive “XXX Gallery” section. Show off your collection of naughty screenshots and swap tips on where to find the best adult content in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to connect with like-minded players and spice up your gaming experience. Join now and let the pixelated party begin!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2337

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level with our daily nurse’s visit edition! Join us if you’re ready to experience “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™️ – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

Are you new to VR? No problem, we’ve got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models that will blow your mind. Need some tech or furry assets for your base? We’ve got those too, just check out the links we provided.

And let’s not forget about the bag o’ dicks we have for you to play with – it’s a real game-changer, literally. Plus, we have lewd meets happening in both EU and NA time zones, as well as non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Fucked Up Movie Thursday. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few other things). See you in the virtual world!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arrest, authoritarianism, civil disobedience, Democracy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, freedom of speech, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, Oppression, political resistance, protest, Protesters, result.., Rule of Law, Server, shut it down, social justice, Stand and fight, UN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where democracy actually means something? Well, look no further because on our server, democracy is just a suggestion! If we don’t like the result, we’ll shut it down, arrest everyone, and start a riot! Join us for some chaotic fun where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we randomly enforce)! It’s like a political thriller meets a Minecraft server, with a sprinkle of madness on top. So come on in and see if you can survive the craziness!

The New Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for the perfect hat to complete her outfit.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Save Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3769
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a damsel in distress who needs saving! That’s right, there’s a mysterious princess trapped in a tower and it’s up to you and your fellow players to come to her rescue. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a fire-breathing dragon and a horde of evil creepers. Will you be the hero she’s been waiting for, or will you end up as dragon food? Join our server now and find out!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant hot tub filled with llamas wearing top hats. And that was just the beginning!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server, or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Pancakes” competition. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Crops Grown:	9472	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7594	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has cutscenes that make no sense and intense bombastic music that will make you question your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our players had to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!