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Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	4093	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

consent, Cute girls, Decision making, Edition, Ethics, FANTASY, gender bending, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, lines, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, pickup, pixelated, role reversal, Self Discovery, self-exploration, Sexuality, transformation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

banned, Behavior, consequences, Cunt, CuntyCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, hate, hateful, hurtful, Justice, Karma, mean spirited, NEGATIVE, Retribution, Server, shame, spiteful, spiteful behavior, Stream, TOXIC, UNFORGIVING, unkind, vindictive

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Votes:	8368	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

big, big families, Birth Rates, child rearing, common, Crafty, cultural norms, cunts, families, family dynamics, Family Planning, family size, family size comparison, family size perception, family size preferences, family size statistics, family size trends, family structure, large families, Minecraft, modern families, population trends, Server, small families, societal expectations, traditional values

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

#youtube, Community, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Livestream, Llamas, lols, millie, nina, online presence, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Video, YeetCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	9523
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

#Aliceadventure, #Alicefun, #Alicejourney, #Alicememories, #Alicetravel, #exploreAlice, Adventure, alice, Crafty, Destination, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Friends, Fun, Journey, Lost, Memories, Mines, repeat, travel, trip, vacation, wonderland

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	1760
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Blocking, Corruption, Crafty, creeps, CREW, current, Diplomacy, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, Hope, Interference, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Server, trump, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GiggleCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8565	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

advice, Bonding, British, Brits, Communication, Community, Connection, culture, DATING, Edition, emotions, experiences, feelings, friendship, love, madness, Minecraft, new bf, relationships, sharing, Social, society, Support, Wild

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	97
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

badass, blocky, breaking boundaries, challenging expectations, chicks, Confidence, empowerment, equality, female archetype, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, nonconformity, Rebellion, rule, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Strong Women, TomboyCraft, Tomboys, Unconventional, world

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

pass, PIXEL, Purgatory

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!