Metabolic Disorders MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LipidCraftLiverRx

Medical research, liver function tests, blood lipids, lipid-lowering drug, Treatment

So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and suddenly you’re in this magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. Like, seriously, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has this super rare drug called pemafibrate that can make your character super strong and powerful. Like, you’ll be able to defeat any boss with just one hit and never have to worry about losing a battle again. Plus, it’s also a cure for liver disease, so you’ll be the healthiest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

metabolism, Adipose tissue biology, Insulin sensitivity, fat, Mice

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

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BrainCrafters: Metabolic Mayhem

brain function, brain health, Fifties, poor metabolic health, metabolic disorders

join our epic minecraft server and become a MINECRAFT MASTER with BRAINPOWER! forget about those other servers, cuz here we make u SMARTER while u play!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly u remember where u left ur keys! or battling creepers and having a sudden epiphany about the meaning of life!

our server is like a GYM for ur BRAIN, making u sharper and more focused with every block u break! no more forgetting where u put ur stuff or struggling to remember ur friend’s name – u’ll be a GENIUS in no time!

so come join us and level up ur MIND while u build ur DREAM world in MINECRAFT! who needs a gym membership when u can work out ur BRAIN in our server?!

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MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

microbiome research, microbial age, microbiome interventions, MicrobeCraft, age-related diseases

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

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DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

MAYHEM, children, obesity prevention, Mitochondrial, genetic inheritance

so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

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FarCraft: LePen’s Big Win!

WIN, Democracy, political parties, First Round, Presidential election

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like winning a big election but in minecraft world!!! le pen’s far right is taking over and u gotta be part of it!!! come build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, just like le pen!!! u can even have ur own army of creepers and zombies to do ur bidding, it’s gonna be epic!!! join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun!!! #farrightminecraftempire #lepenforpresident #minecraftmadness

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MoodCraft: Where Friends and Foes are Made

MoodCraft, Friends, Foes

so like, u gotta join dis server cuz like, u can make BFFs 4 lyfe based on whether someone’s feelin’ happy or sad in da moment. it’s like, u never know who u gonna meet and what kinda wild adventures u gonna go on together. like, one time, i met dis dude who was sad cuz he couldn’t find any diamonds, so i helped him mine and we found, like, a whole freakin’ treasure trove. now we’re like, inseparable bros. u never know what kinda connections u gonna make on dis server, so u gotta join and see for urself, bro. it’s like, life-changing, man.

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MouseBrainEscape

Mice, ptsd, new directions, escape switch, neuroscience

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got mice runnin’ the show with their escape switch controlled by a threat sensitivity dial! Like, what even is that?! Neuroscientists be discoverin’ how the brain be controlling sensitivity to threats to make us escape like a boss.

If you wanna unlock new directions for discoverin’ therapies for anxiety and PTSD, then this server is where it’s at! We got mice scientists, brain switches, and all the insanity you could ever dream of. So come on and join the fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🐭🧠🚀

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UnCrafted

Cross-Play, Uncrafted, PvE, Vote Rewards, Fly

This server is still under construction!

What awaits you? – No real money shop – Self-built spawn – Nice and experienced server team – Nette Community – Vote rewards – Regular events – Pets – Auction House – Fly with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – /ec with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – and much more

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ScapeNetwork

ScapeNetwork, Fight, Battles, BUILD, Commerce

Dive into the ultimate survival and PvP economy experience, where every decision counts. Here, you'll build, trade, and fight to thrive in a competitive and immersive environment. Form alliances, engage in fierce battles, and master the art of commerce as you carve out your place in this dynamic world.

51.89.241.234:25576

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