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Metabolic

  • PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

    PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness
    join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

    our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

    come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

    who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

    join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

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  • Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

    Metabolic Makeover Mayhem
    so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

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  • BrainCrafters: Metabolic Mayhem

    BrainCrafters: Metabolic Mayhem
    join our epic minecraft server and become a MINECRAFT MASTER with BRAINPOWER! forget about those other servers, cuz here we make u SMARTER while u play!

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly u remember where u left ur keys! or battling creepers and having a sudden epiphany about the meaning of life!

    our server is like a GYM for ur BRAIN, making u sharper and more focused with every block u break! no more forgetting where u put ur stuff or struggling to remember ur friend’s name – u’ll be a GENIUS in no time!

    so come join us and level up ur MIND while u build ur DREAM world in MINECRAFT! who needs a gym membership when u can work out ur BRAIN in our server?!

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