Metabolic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

adolescence, adolescent health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, Diet and exercise, health, healthy habits, intervention, lifestyle changes, lifestyle intervention, long term benefits, long-term effects, makeover, MAYHEM, Metabolic, metabolic health, metabolic rate, metabolism, physical activity, preventative health, wellness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

BrainCrafters: Metabolic Mayhem

age groups, Aging population, brain function, brain health, BrainCrafters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia risk, Fifties, health risks, MAYHEM, Memory Loss, memory problems, mental decline, Metabolic, metabolic disorders, metabolic syndrome, neurological health, poor metabolic health, seventies, sixties, thinking problems

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

join our epic minecraft server and become a MINECRAFT MASTER with BRAINPOWER! forget about those other servers, cuz here we make u SMARTER while u play!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly u remember where u left ur keys! or battling creepers and having a sudden epiphany about the meaning of life!

our server is like a GYM for ur BRAIN, making u sharper and more focused with every block u break! no more forgetting where u put ur stuff or struggling to remember ur friend’s name – u’ll be a GENIUS in no time!

so come join us and level up ur MIND while u build ur DREAM world in MINECRAFT! who needs a gym membership when u can work out ur BRAIN in our server?!

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5997
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	153

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	479	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

redline.mcmem.ru

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6021	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Love Letters Sent:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7968
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional roles

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7998	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

aspirations, become, Crafty, determination, Development, Evolution, Future, goals, growth, Indispensable, inspiration, Journey, mindset, motivation, part, person, progress, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, Today, transformation, Want

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!