Metabolic – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

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Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

adolescence, adolescent health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, Diet and exercise, health, healthy habits, intervention, lifestyle changes, lifestyle intervention, long term benefits, long-term effects, makeover, MAYHEM, Metabolic, metabolic health, metabolic rate, metabolism, physical activity, preventative health, wellness

so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

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BrainCrafters: Metabolic Mayhem

age groups, Aging population, brain function, brain health, BrainCrafters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia risk, Fifties, health risks, MAYHEM, Memory Loss, memory problems, mental decline, Metabolic, metabolic disorders, metabolic syndrome, neurological health, poor metabolic health, seventies, sixties, thinking problems

join our epic minecraft server and become a MINECRAFT MASTER with BRAINPOWER! forget about those other servers, cuz here we make u SMARTER while u play!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly u remember where u left ur keys! or battling creepers and having a sudden epiphany about the meaning of life!

our server is like a GYM for ur BRAIN, making u sharper and more focused with every block u break! no more forgetting where u put ur stuff or struggling to remember ur friend’s name – u’ll be a GENIUS in no time!

so come join us and level up ur MIND while u build ur DREAM world in MINECRAFT! who needs a gym membership when u can work out ur BRAIN in our server?!

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MomAndStepDadOopsies

blended family, Communication, custody, Divorce, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family rules, Family Therapy, family unity, family vacations, favoritism, healing, MomAndStepDadOopsies, moving on, parenting, rejection, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this crazy blended family! Join us for a wild ride filled with strict rules and unexpected drama.

Need permission to build that epic castle? Forget asking the regular players, you’ll need to ask your “new parent” on the server. And forget about playing with just your bio siblings, everyone has to mix it up and collaborate.

Don’t even think about closing your bedroom door, we want to see if you’re mixing with the other players. And don’t forget to spread the love by telling your fellow players one thing you love about them every day.

But the best part? No step/half nonsense here – we’re all about creating a blended Minecraft family. Just like in real life, things may get chaotic and fights may break out, but that’s all part of the fun!

So join us on this wild Minecraft server and see if you can navigate the crazy rules and drama just like the OP in this story. Who knows, you may even find yourself creating your own blended Minecraft family with players you never expected to mix with!

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BlockyBashers- No griefers allowed!

Allowed, anger, BETRAYAL, BlockyBashers, deep wounds, despise, emotional pain, ENEMY, Griefers, grudge, hatred, hurtful, Loathing, long-lasting hatred, negative emotions, negative impact, negative influence, Resentment, Revenge, TOXIC, toxic person, toxic relationship, unforgivable

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your pent-up rage on virtual blocks instead.

Imagine building a giant statue of your nemesis and then blowing it up with TNT, or creating a dungeon filled with mobs named after all the people you can’t stand. The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like venting about that person you hate the most, our community is here to listen and offer support. Who knew that getting revenge in Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So come join us and let’s turn that hate into creative fuel! Let’s build a world where you can finally get the last laugh on your enemies.

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Redstone Kremlin: Top Secret Server

#classified information, Conspiracy Theory, covert operation, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign affairs, government communication, high level communication, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin, military intelligence, mysterious plot, national security, pentagon, political intrigue, rare call, Redstone, russia, secret, security breach, Server, suspicious activity, Top, top secret

so, like, this server is so lit, it got the russians calling the pentagon, bruh. they like, “yo, we got this mysterious plot happening in this minecraft server, we need backup!” and the pentagon is all like, “say no more, we got this.”

you gotta join this server, man. there’s like, secret missions and stuff. you gotta decode clues and find hidden treasures. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.

plus, the russians are involved, so you know it’s gonna be wild. they’re probably trying to steal diamonds or something. but don’t worry, we got your back. join the server and help us save the day!

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SpeechCraftMC

audience engagement, audio enhancement, background music, Communication, effective communication, event planning, music accompaniment, music in speeches, music integration, presentation, public speaking, public speaking tips, speech delivery, speech enhancement, speech impact, speech techniques, SpeechCraftMC, speeches, use of music, widespread

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

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ParanoiaCraft: Conspiracy Theory Server

BELIEF, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Evidence, exposure, FEARS, harmed, Impact, Intentions, lead, mental health, NEGATIVE, observed, ParanoiaCraft, paranoid thoughts, researchers, Server, suspicions, theory

so, like, have u ever wondered if ur brain was being controlled by like, aliens or something? well, on our server, we encourage all the conspiracy theories u can think of! join us and let ur paranoia run wild as u build ur own secret underground bunker to protect urself from the lizard people. but watch out, cuz u never know who might be watching u… 👽🕵️‍♂️

come join us for a wild ride of uncovering government secrets and decoding hidden messages in the blocks. who knows, u might even discover the truth behind herobrine and why he’s always watching u from the shadows. but don’t worry, we got ur tin foil hats ready for u to wear while u explore the mysteries of our server. 🎩🔍

so if u wanna dive deep into the world of conspiracy theories and let ur imagination run wild, come join us on our server. just remember, the truth is out there… and it’s up to u to uncover it. 🛸🔮

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Jade Network

Community, Discord, Factions, Fun experience, gamemode, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcore Factions, Jade Network, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, play.jademc.net, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Server, Store, store.jademc.net, Survival, Website, www.jademc.net

Welcome to Jade.

We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.

IP: play.jademc.net Website: https://www.jademc.net Store: https://store.jademc.net Discord: https://jademc.net/discord

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Survival Donations PVP Recruitment In Moder from rubles server Minecraft

banner, Chief Moderator, cybites, deluxe, Donations, empress, FAITH, Helper, Lazy, Minecraft, Moderator, org, OWNER, PvP, Recruitment, Rubles, Server, Site, Survival, trademc

Empress (99r), Deluxe (139r) You Get Moderator after purchasing a helper (169r), owner (199r) Chief Moderator This gives us faith so that we believe you that you are a worthy moderator here is the site cybites.trademc.org

glassfish.exaroton.host:50836

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BlockVerse Minecraft Server

bishes, bishin, BlockVerse, DXM, feelings, fuckin, go, in my feelings, Lyrics, Minecraft, Mob, my Pepe, PepeReppin, PILLS, pop a Dex, Roll, round, Server, sip attack, Slow, STOP, take me, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs roll harder than a party bus on DXM pills! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate PepeReppin adventure, where PepeBishes bishin at you in slow motion.

But beware, once you pop a Dex and sip on that DXM, you’ll be in your feelings like never before. Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the wild ride that is waiting for them.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start, there’s no turning back from the crazy world of PepeReppin and DXM pills!

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Minecraft SMP: UohCraft – The Global Uooooooh Experience

Community, Corpos, discuss, discussion, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, Global, Hide, indies, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Off topic, online personalities, post, Raids, Report, shitposting, smp, Uoh, UohCraft, Uooooooh, Uooooooh Global, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! We have a community of hilarious VTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From the giant corpos with their flashy builds to the tiniest Indies with their quirky personalities, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, crazy pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground bases that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter and madness begin!

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ImplyCraft: GF Eviction Edition

accusations, age gap, allegations, Boundaries, Communication, Edition, Eviction, family, Friends, Gaming, Grooming, Implications, ImplyCraft, moving out, online friendships, overreaction, predator, relationships, social media, Trust, Tweeter, Ultimatums, YouTuber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are formed and adventures await!

Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?

But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.

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