Metabolic Minecraft Servers

Metabolic Minecraft Servers

  • PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

    PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6050
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Farms Harvested: 566

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

    our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

    come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

    who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

    join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

    Metabolic Makeover Mayhem
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 926
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 57 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrainCrafters: Metabolic Mayhem

    BrainCrafters: Metabolic Mayhem
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2956
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and become a MINECRAFT MASTER with BRAINPOWER! forget about those other servers, cuz here we make u SMARTER while u play!

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly u remember where u left ur keys! or battling creepers and having a sudden epiphany about the meaning of life!

    our server is like a GYM for ur BRAIN, making u sharper and more focused with every block u break! no more forgetting where u put ur stuff or struggling to remember ur friend’s name – u’ll be a GENIUS in no time!

    so come join us and level up ur MIND while u build ur DREAM world in MINECRAFT! who needs a gym membership when u can work out ur BRAIN in our server?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBodz

    BlockyBodz
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4597
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because our server is here to make you LOL like never before! Join us and experience the joy of building with blocks while laughing your butt off.

    Our server is so hilarious that even the creepers can’t stop giggling! We have crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Chicken Jousting” where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off a platform.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a dancing llama for 10 minutes, and a secret treasure hunt where you have to follow clues written in emoji language.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite body part while you’re at it 😉.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DroneBustersMC

    DroneBustersMC
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5394
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, a wild drone appears out of nowhere! but don’t worry, on our server, the German cabinet has got your back. they’re gonna let the military shoot down those pesky illegal drones so you can keep on crafting in peace. join us for the most epic battles against drones you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamsMC

    DreamsMC
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5344
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1131 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to DreamsMC – Your ultimate CityBuild server!

    Immerse yourself in a world full of creativity, business and community! On our CityBuild server you can create your own city, interact with other players, trade and build urban life in the game. In addition to the classic CityBuild elements, we also offer you many unique features such as an admin shop, special events and a friendly community. Here you’ll find everything you need for an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    45.146.252.113

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpeedCraft [Vanilla]

    SpeedCraft [Vanilla]
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2156
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    We’re looking for more players to join our server. It is a pure vanilla server with around 10 friendly members. We have basic rules for conduct and exploits, but overall things are fair game. Come join us if you’re interested!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How many members are in the server? Around 10 members currently.
    What are the rules for the server? We have basic rules for conduct and exploits, but most things are fair game. We are a chill group.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/tBEstKGJ and use the IP: 40.160.19.67:26582

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.4

    Enchanted Kingdoms 1.20.4
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1017
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about having a gf, join this Minecraft server instead!

    We got creepers blowing up left and right, it’s like a fireworks show but with more explosions!

    Build your own castle and defend it from other players who are probably secretly plotting to steal your diamonds.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the arena – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games but with pixelated swords.

    Plus, who needs a gf when you can have a loyal army of virtual wolves following you around everywhere you go?

    So ditch the real world drama and come join us for some blocky, chaotic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NetherMineMC

    NetherMineMC
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8573
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to NetherMine! IP: play.nethermine.net

    Join the ultimate Minecraft experience with 6 exciting gamemodes! At NetherMine, we offer something for everyone, whether you love PvP, survival, or building.

    Lifesteal: PvP-based gameplay where each kill grants you health. Survival: Classic survival with custom features and challenges. Skyblock: Start with a small island and build your empire in the sky. SkyGen: Generate resources and expand your island with unique twists. Minigames: Fast-paced fun with a variety of games to play. Earth Server: A Minecraft Earth map where you can build cities and create nations.

    Enjoy daily rewards, a friendly community, and regular updates. Join us now for a fun, active Minecraft experience!

    play.nethermine.net

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  • FINMC

    FINMC
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6810
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4599 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: FINMC IP: (PLAY.AKASHMC.FUN)

    Features: star2 LIFESTEAL – Engage in intense PvP battles where each kill gives you more power by stealing your opponent’s hearts! package CRATES – Unlock special rewards with vote and event crates, filled with exclusive loot! trophy RANKS – Earn or purchase ranks for unique perks and bragging rights! school_satchel KITS – Start your adventure with custom kits suited for every playstyle! earth_africa RTP – Random teleportation for quick exploration and resource collection! inbox_tray VOTING – Vote daily for amazing rewards and boost the server’s community! speech_balloon DISCORD SERVER – Stay connected with our community on Discord for events, announcements, and support! flag_in INDIAN SERVER – Proudly hosted for the Indian Minecraft community, with low-latency gameplay!

    Join now and become part of the AKASH MC family. Build, fight, survive, and thrive in an ever-growing world!

    play.akashmc.fun:19012

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  • Tiny Dream Isles 1.20.2

    Tiny Dream Isles 1.20.2
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7974
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Like, have you ever wondered if your Minecraft skills are all thanks to your superior European genetics? Well, guess what, on this server, we believe that’s totally true! Join us and unleash your inner Viking warrior as you conquer pixelated lands with your epic DNA powers!

    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question your existence? Well, on this server, we’ll make you question reality itself! Dive into a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are your best friends! Who needs logic when you have a server this insane?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and get a free llama with every login! That’s right, a freaking llama! Ride into battle on your trusty steed and show those noobs who’s boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the weirdest, wildest Minecraft server around. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

    FriendshipFails Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5271
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 4906
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people don’t appreciate Led Zeppelin shirts? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player in a Led Zeppelin shirt appears. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s the guy from the gas station! Will you apologize for your friend’s spit or will you face the consequences of being labeled a “fake friend”?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From unexpected alliances to epic battles, you never know what will happen next.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. And remember, always stand up for yourself – even if it means facing a spit attack from a stranger at a gas station.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadCraftBackupNeeded

    DadCraftBackupNeeded
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8496
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters in your closet while trying to take care of your newborn baby.

    Just like our player (let’s call him Daddy), you’ll have to navigate through the challenges of being a magical parent who can make monsters disappear with just a wave of your hand. And if your kids (like Alice) demand to be carried everywhere, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of virtual rocking chairs for you to rock them to sleep in.

    But beware, not everyone will understand the complexities of parenting in Minecraft. Just like Daddy’s wife, who thinks you should just handle it yourself and not make a fuss. But here, we support each other in our parenting adventures, no matter how crazy they may seem.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a toddler throwing a tantrum. And remember, in this world, AITA for asking for backup is never a question – it’s a way of life.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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