Metabolic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

PoopCraft, transplant, ecosystems, Microbiome, neuroactivity

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

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Metabolic Makeover Mayhem

long-term effects, Metabolic, health, metabolic health, long term benefits

so like, u know how when u were a kid and ur mom made u eat all ur veggies and go play outside instead of sitting on ur butt all day? well turns out that stuff actually matters, like, YEARS later. this server is like that, but for ur minecraft character. join us and make ur character the healthiest, most metabolically efficient blocky boi out there. who knows, maybe one day ur character will be able to run a marathon in the game without even breaking a sweat. come join us and start ur journey to minecraft metabolic mastery today!

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BrainCrafters: Metabolic Mayhem

dementia risk, BrainCrafters, cognitive function, memory problems, health risks

join our epic minecraft server and become a MINECRAFT MASTER with BRAINPOWER! forget about those other servers, cuz here we make u SMARTER while u play!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly u remember where u left ur keys! or battling creepers and having a sudden epiphany about the meaning of life!

our server is like a GYM for ur BRAIN, making u sharper and more focused with every block u break! no more forgetting where u put ur stuff or struggling to remember ur friend’s name – u’ll be a GENIUS in no time!

so come join us and level up ur MIND while u build ur DREAM world in MINECRAFT! who needs a gym membership when u can work out ur BRAIN in our server?!

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SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

relationship, sister, babysit, DaughterDramaGone, family drama

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

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CraftyCompanions

CraftyCompanions

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

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EuroCraft: OilWars2023

energy security, ENERGY MARKET, sanctions, supply chain, energy consumption

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

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PythonFangSurgeryCraft

orthopedics, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, python fangs, damaged tissue

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

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TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

TrIMine, server wipe, Rtp, Server, Minecraft

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

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Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Fake, contradiction, hypocrisy exposed, Phony, moral inconsistency

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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PixelLove Minecraft Server

Wife, monogamy, Communication, emotional connection, sexual frustration

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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