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Skibidi Toilet Minecraft SMP – The Great Work of Our Time

cultural critique, social commentary, meta commentary, performance art, contemporary art

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the absurd and the hilarious collide in a glorious explosion of creativity? Look no further than our server! Skibidi is like the Picasso of Minecraft SMPs, except instead of painting, we’re building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where nothing is off-limits and everything is possible. Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it. Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s resources, but who’s counting?).

So why should you join Skibidi? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insane and hilarious as you are? We’ve got players who can turn a simple dirt hut into a work of art, and others who can turn a peaceful village into a chaotic war zone in a matter of minutes. It’s like living in a sitcom, but with creepers and zombies instead of laugh tracks.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unique and absurd. Join Skibidi today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your base blown up, but that’s all part of the fun)!

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Meta Minecraft SMP Gurus

meta strategies, meta commentary on current events, meta discussion, gurus, meta commentary

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or maybe you’re more interested in hunting down elusive rainbow sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have dancing zombies and fire-breathing chickens?

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CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

Italiano, CraftyThreads, edizione francescana, italiano religioso, ITA

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

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Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

Timestamp, thread etiquette, remember, rules, thread regulations

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

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FontWorld Minecraft server

Minecraft, Friends, role playing, Community, Server

We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

49.12.168.17:26277

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Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

partner, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, love

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!

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Deny Minecraft SMP China Land

Land, weapon systems, sound effects, CIWS, firepower

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the villagers were actually secretly trained ninjas who challenged the player to a duel! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, potions flying everywhere, and even a dragon swooping in for a surprise attack. In the end, the player emerged victorious and was hailed as the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CIWS (China’s CIWS) that has the best gunshot sound in the world. It’s so powerful that it can blast through mountains, summon lightning storms, and even turn your enemies into chickens (literally).

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe a few exploding sheep along the way, then join our Minecraft SMP server today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

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Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

Conclusion, Rating, Literature, bookworm, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck to find even more precious gems. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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HolyCraft Minecraft SMP

smp, faith-based entertainment, religious creators, christian influencers, religious content

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want some holy hilarity! We’ve got Christian VTubers galore, spreading the good word while building epic structures and battling creepers with the power of prayer. Join us for some righteous fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Jesus riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on this divine experience, join our server now and let the blessings rain down upon you!

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Our Blocky Minecraft Server

Claim, confiscate, possession rights, rightful, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

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