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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5363 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
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