Meta Analysis MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: Battle Royale Bonanza /brb/

general, Tier List, Characters, fighting games, Combos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep have mohawks and the creepers wear sunglasses.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. If you want to join his army of feathered warriors, you’ll have to prove your worth by challenging him to a dance-off.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a group of woolly gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. If you cross them, you might find yourself on the wrong end of a llama spit attack.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Ender Dragon while riding a pig. It’s not easy, but the bragging rights are totally worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.

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Trafficking Masters United

trafficking survivors, human trafficking, Masters, statistics, Effectiveness

so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save teh world at teh same time? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we got non-U.S. interventions dat r like super duper effective at treatin survivors of human trafficking. u can be a hero in teh game AND in real life! join now and be part of somethin amazin! also, we have free cookies. just sayin.

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Pixel Politician’s Postal Service

politician, Recipient, letter delivery, meta analysis, gender

So, like, u ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the letters u send actually get lost in high-income areas? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what happens on this server! But wait, there’s more! If u happen to be a politician, ur letters are even LESS likely to be returned! It’s like a game within a game, man. And get this, gender doesn’t even matter in this crazy world of lost letters! So come join us on this wacky server where u never know if ur message will actually make it to its destination. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

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Boldness Craft: AntiSoc Skills

Skills, impulsivity, mental health, antisocial traits, meta analysis

So like, come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got all da psychopaths playin’! Forget ’bout executive function deficits, we got bold psychos runnin’ around like bosses, crushin’ it in da game! You wanna be a part of dis wild ride, trust me. We got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a whole lotta chaos waitin’ for ya. So what you waitin’ for? Come join da madness!

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VitaCraft CancerCure Server

cancer risk reduction, systematic reviews, cancer prevention research, Health research, cancer prevention methods

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VITAMIN D3 INTAKE LIKE NO OTHER! WE BE REDUCIN’ THE INCIDENCE OF CERTAIN CANCERS LEFT N RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS BE SO HEALTHY, THEY CAN MINE ALL DAY WITHOUT GETTIN’ SICK! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT WARRIOR AGAINST CANCER! #VITAMIND3GANG #HEALTHYMINERS #CANCERSLAYERS

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ShroomCraft: The Happy Place

36-60, Patients, mental health, mood, psychedelic

Yo, so like, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you forget all your problems? Well, this server is like taking a trip on some magical mushrooms, except without the weird hallucinations (unless you count all the crazy builds you’ll see).

We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.

So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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PixelPotionPTSD-Gate

peer review, scientific integrity, mental health, financial conflict of interests, meta analysis

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

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RivetingGlyphoCraft

research findings, Rivers, environmental pollution, water samples, pollution sources

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got rivers flowin’ with glyphosate, man! It’s like, a whole new level of potion makin’ and stuff. Imagine brewin’ up some crazy potions with that stuff, you’ll be unstoppable in PvP battles, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone. They can build insane contraptions that will blow your mind, like a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether or a flying machine that can take you to the End in seconds.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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ADHDsocialDysfunCraft

ADHDsocialDysfunCraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, social functioning, learning difficulties, executive functioning

so like, u know how u always feel like ur brain is on fire when u play minecraft? well, this server is like that but on steroids. imagine building ur dream castle while riding a unicorn and fighting off zombie llamas.

u know how sometimes u feel like ur social skills are a bit wonky? well, on this server, we embrace that. we have a whole village dedicated to awkward interactions and weird conversations. u can practice ur social cognition skills while also battling creepers and saving the world.

join us if u want to level up ur minecraft game while also leveling up ur brain. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. who can say no to that?

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CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

participants, UTIs, meta analysis, Cranberry juice, cranberry benefits

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

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