Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!
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Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth! -
Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!
Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.
And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!
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LilBroNoGoHomeCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping you escape real-life family drama! Are you tired of your mom trying to pawn off your little brother on you just because he’s starting college? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a virtual dorm for him and never have to worry about driving him around or dealing with his cat drama!Join us now and experience the joy of creating your own virtual world where siblings can live in harmony (or at least not drive each other crazy). Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to deal with awkward family conversations again. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life family complications!
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MineLife SMP: LifeCrafted
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place in the whole blocky world. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground club where all the villagers party like there’s no tomorrow.If you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your pickaxe will never break, and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of destiny.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!
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MineCraftyAds: “Building dreams, one block at a time!”
“Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Twilight Zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve seen our epic build battles where players fight using nothing but giant blocks of cheese and rubber chickens. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of insanity!” -
KremlinCraft: Trump’s Server Review
so, like, u know how putin is like, ruling russia and stuff? well, trump is like, saying he’s not doing so well. but who cares about that when u can join our epic minecraft server instead?! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens. forget about politics, come join the fun on our server and leave putin and trump to duke it out in their own little world. u won’t regret it, trust me. -
VeggieCraft – Save the Planet!
come join our epic minecraft server where we are saving the planet one block at a time! we are like superheroes fighting against global warming by building virtual farms and eating virtual veggies. join us and be a part of the solution, not the problem. plus, our virtual cows are super cute and they fart rainbows instead of harmful gases. so come on, join us and let’s save the world together in the most fun and ridiculous way possible! -
TeaTime SMP
Tea Time SMP Server
Version 1.21.4 Discord Join our Discord Welcome to Tea Time SMP – the perfect vanilla+ Minecraft server for all Minecraft enjoyers! Join us for a variety of game enhancing plugins, events, and a welcoming community.
Server Specialty:
- Fun and Engaging Datapacks
- Fun and Engaging Plugins
- 9 Custom races to choose from
- Shopping Districts
- Unique and Engaging Events
- An Intriguing storyline any player can join
- Custom Character Creation
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: When does the server open?
A: The server opens for the first time on 1/04/25. Apply now to join right at the start!
Q: What types of players are you looking for?
A: We welcome all kinds of players – redstoners, builders, farmers, and more. The server is LGBTQ+ friendly and intended for players aged 17 and above.
Q: Are there any special events on the server?
A: Yes, we host special events, including a separate last life session once a week. Stay tuned for more custom server events!
Q: Is there pressure to donate?
A: There is absolutely no pressure to donate, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Q: Can players create their own characters and roleplay?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to create their own characters and engage in roleplay with each other. We have a huge storyline planned for added immersion.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Our rules are relaxed and can be found on our Discord server. Play Minecraft the way you want to play!