Messy Minecraft Servers

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  • BroBlockPartyGoneWrong

    BroBlockPartyGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and personal space! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted guests ruining it.

    Imagine a world where you can trust your fellow players not to steal your diamonds or grief your creations. That’s the kind of environment we provide here – a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who value respect and responsibility.

    Don’t worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch and trashing your virtual house – that kind of drama is strictly prohibited here. We believe in kicking out toxic players and keeping the peace in our pixelated paradise.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without any unwanted surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BirdsNotAimingShit

    BirdsNotAimingShit

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can build and destroy to your heart’s content! we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. but don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are ready to defend our land with their deadly pecking skills.

    if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.

    but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server

    CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old cats that just sit around and do nothing? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to interact with the most eccentric cats around.

    Our cats have been through it all – from surviving house fires to having boogers for days. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their hilarious personalities and unique quirks. Plus, they’re always up for a good time and love to play with our players.

    But that’s not all! These cats are so wild that they might even hiss at your wife for holding something in her hand. It’s a strange tick, but it just adds to the excitement of our server. And if your wife can’t handle it, well, she might just have to choose between you and the cat. Talk about drama!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a purrfectly good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Sis Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Sis Allowed Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of living with your boyfriend’s messy sister in a tiny virtual apartment! Will she overstay her welcome? Will your boyfriend give you the cold shoulder and accuse you of being selfish? Find out on our server, where family drama and boundary-setting are the name of the game! So, come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos and come out on top!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PooCraft: The Embarrassing Chronicles

    PooCraft: The Embarrassing Chronicles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever pooped your pants in public and wished you could just dig a hole and hide in it? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for the most immersive and hilarious gaming experience where you can relive all your embarrassing moments in the safety of a virtual world.

    We have special poop-themed challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you might just poop your pants again (but don’t worry, it’s all virtual this time). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even participate in our “Poop Olympics” where players compete to see who can create the biggest, smelliest pile of virtual poop.

    So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (hopefully without any actual accidents this time). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftyHouseworkServer

    MineCraftyHouseworkServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

    On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

    So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FlipCraft Minecraft Server

    FlipCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most egg-citing place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of flipping eggs and watching them splatter everywhere – it’s like a virtual food fight that never ends!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Rotten Egg Olympics, where players compete in egg-citing challenges like Egg Toss, Egg Relay, and Egg Roulette (watch out for the explosive eggs!). The winner gets a golden egg filled with diamonds – talk about a yolktastic prize!

    So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cracking good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the egg-citement that awaits you. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

    JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

    Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Civilization Plus: Where grinding equals world-building, and geopolitics get messy!

    Civilization Plus: Where grinding equals world-building, and geopolitics get messy!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Civ+
    Trailer Watch Trailer
    Version 1.8-1.20.6
    Discord Join Discord

    Overview:

    Civ+ is a long-term civilization simulation server offering a hardcore nationbuilding experience. The server allows for player-enforced justice and features a unique combination of towny and factions gameplay. With various plugins developed over the years, players have more freedom and flexibility to control the world in ways most Minecraft servers do not.

    Features:

      • Citadel for block reinforcement
      • VorpalSword for player imprisonment
      • CCTV for player surveillance
      • Bastions for grief defense
      • Namelayer for custom player groups
      • HiddenOre for custom ore generation
      • Brewery for drink brewing
      • Realistic biomes for crop farming
      • ItemExchange for trading goods

    Experience:

    Explore a diverse map filled with ruins, cities, monuments, farms, and military installations. Engage in political scandals, military coups, and uncover hidden treasures. Create your mark on the server through diplomacy, exploration, and trade.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on Civ+? Yes, griefing and raiding are allowed on the server.
    How can players enforce justice on the server? Players can use plugins like VorpalSword and Citadel for player imprisonment and block reinforcement.
    What makes Civ+ different from other Minecraft servers? Civ+ combines elements of towny and factions gameplay with unique plugins for a more immersive nationbuilding experience.
    Are there opportunities for trade and commerce on Civ+? Yes, players can buy and sell goods using the ItemExchange plugin and trade crops with nations.
    What kind of map can players expect on Civ+? The map is filled with ruins, cities, monuments, farms, and military installations, offering diverse opportunities for exploration and interaction.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HomelessCraft

    HomelessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor soul who had to deal with a messy family situation! On our server, you can build your own virtual home without worrying about messy roommates leaving food crumbs everywhere. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any gaslighting or inheritance drama – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft! So come join us and leave your real life problems behind – after all, who needs a $1.6 million house when you can have a virtual mansion in our server? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter, blockier future together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP