Messy Minecraft Servers

Messy Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

    Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1364
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4252
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

    Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

    In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

    So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

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  • CleanCraft: Wife Edition

    CleanCraft: Wife Edition
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3923
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

    Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3181
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Emeralds Found: 1987
    Runes Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Janitor’s Closet <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/union-world-1-12-2-1-16-3-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info

    • Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
    • Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins!

    Plugins
    Dynamap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery

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  • CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

    CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8894
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 New Chunks Explored: 479360
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values respect for property? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your pixelated car will never be trashed by your younger brother (17m) who just got his virtual driver’s license.

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual car ownership without the hassle of cleaning up old McDonald’s food or dealing with missing gas caps. Our server is so clean, even the virtual ants won’t dare to infest your ride.

    And don’t worry about your brother taking your virtual keys without permission – we have virtual cops ready to arrest any pixelated thieves. So come join us and let your virtual car stay squeaky clean while you explore the virtual world. Trust us, it’s a lot less frustrating than dealing with real-life car messes.

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  • SisBFgetOutVacayHome

    SisBFgetOutVacayHome
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 965
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

    Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SurpriseCraft Minecraft Server

    SurpriseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 908
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Mines Excavated: 2588
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always welcome…unless you’re like Jake and hate them with a burning passion! Join us for a chance to surprise your friends with epic builds and hidden treasures, just make sure they’re cool with it first or else you might end up like our friend here who accidentally turned their anniversary into a work party extravaganza!

    But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!

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  • BroBlockPartyGoneWrong

    BroBlockPartyGoneWrong
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5290
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5705 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and personal space! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted guests ruining it.

    Imagine a world where you can trust your fellow players not to steal your diamonds or grief your creations. That’s the kind of environment we provide here – a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who value respect and responsibility.

    Don’t worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch and trashing your virtual house – that kind of drama is strictly prohibited here. We believe in kicking out toxic players and keeping the peace in our pixelated paradise.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without any unwanted surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉

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  • BirdsNotAimingShit

    BirdsNotAimingShit
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8719
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can build and destroy to your heart’s content! we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. but don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are ready to defend our land with their deadly pecking skills.

    if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.

    but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server

    CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1588
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Enchantments Applied: 283
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old cats that just sit around and do nothing? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to interact with the most eccentric cats around.

    Our cats have been through it all – from surviving house fires to having boogers for days. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their hilarious personalities and unique quirks. Plus, they’re always up for a good time and love to play with our players.

    But that’s not all! These cats are so wild that they might even hiss at your wife for holding something in her hand. It’s a strange tick, but it just adds to the excitement of our server. And if your wife can’t handle it, well, she might just have to choose between you and the cat. Talk about drama!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a purrfectly good time!

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  • No Sis Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Sis Allowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7236
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Magic Items Found: 1933 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of living with your boyfriend’s messy sister in a tiny virtual apartment! Will she overstay her welcome? Will your boyfriend give you the cold shoulder and accuse you of being selfish? Find out on our server, where family drama and boundary-setting are the name of the game! So, come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos and come out on top!

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  • CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

    CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7360
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 588 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

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  • GraduationCraft – What The Block is Going On?!

    GraduationCraft – What The Block is Going On?!
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 5675
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 499

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of graduating from servers that just abandon you like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to love and cherish you until the end of time! Our virtual YouTubers will never graduate, they’ll be there for you always, lurking in the shadows, ready to entertain you with their pixelated antics.

    Join our server and become part of a community where graduation is just a myth, and the love for our fans is eternal. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have endless fun and shenanigans with us? So why wait? Join now and experience the never-ending love and entertainment that only our server can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /wvt/ – Wild West VTubers

    Minecraft SMP: /wvt/ – Wild West VTubers
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 695
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8723 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we build giant Gundams and battle it out in epic robot fights! Join us for a chance to pilot your own mech and conquer the server with your mechanical prowess.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground chicken cult led by the one and only OurChickenLife, where we sacrifice poultry to the Minecraft gods for good luck in battle.

    If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and giant robot chickens. Who knows, you might even become the next Gundam champion of our wacky world!

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  • BengaliThreadsMCServer

    BengaliThreadsMCServer
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7536
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Magic Items Found: 2162

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can express yourself through fashion and culture? Look no further than our server, where you can wear Bengali clothes gifted to you by your partner’s mom without fear of cultural appropriation! Join us for a truly unique and inclusive gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that wearing Bengali clothes in-game gives you special powers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and show off your fabulous style! 🌈💫 #FashionForwardMinecrafters #CulturalAppropriationWho?

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  • NoNameNoShameMC

    NoNameNoShameMC
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1485
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called by your real name? Do you want to live a double life without any consequences? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a completely made-up persona like “Leah” or “Lyssa” or “Bob the Builder”.

    Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?

    Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).

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  • No Clooney, No Showey!

    No Clooney, No Showey!
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7918
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Alien Abductions: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6894
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 120 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

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  • CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

    CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7383
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1927
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

    Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • VampireCopsSuckButt

    VampireCopsSuckButt
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 6654
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Mines Excavated: 4040 Zombie Dances: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Crafty Diagnose

    Crafty Diagnose
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8284
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!

    New Minecraft Server
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