messy talk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StinkyCraft

addressing odors, awkward situation, bad odor, body odor, body scent, communication skills, considerate feedback, freshen up, honest feedback, hygiene tips, personal care, personal hygiene, polite way, sensitive issue, sensitive topic, smell bad, social etiquette, Social Interaction, StinkyCraft, tactful approach, tell someone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9692	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

abduction, Conflict, CraftyGuard, Espionage, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli journalist, journalist safety, kidnap, lure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headline, Plot, Political, Report, revolutionary guard, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, undercover operation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	560287

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ban, ban on e-cigarettes, Belgium, Craft, Disposable, e-cigarettes, ecig, electronic cigarettes, environmental impact, EU, european union, health, legislation, policy, public health, Puff, Regulation, restrictions, Sales, single-use plastics, smoking, tobacco, Vaping

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

Ice Age Madness

#sustainability, 2100, age, annual losses, climate change, current losses, environmental impact, extreme weather events, glacial retreat, Global glacier evolution, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, high-emission scenarios, Ice, ice loss, long-term effects, madness, melting glaciers, natural disasters, rising temperatures, Sea Level Rise, time period

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9621
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

Konohaven

Canada, CustomHats, Customitems, CustomModels, eastcoast, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FriendlyCompetitiveEnvironment, Harddifficulty, HolidayEvents, Karaoke, KnockbackSticks, Konohaven, Pl3xmap, qualityoflife, Resourcepack, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, ToxicPriceWar, USPlayers, Virginia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	571	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Additional Mods	Live Map, Simple Voice Chat

Additional Details:

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing
Events and Challenges: Unique rewards and activities
Custom Models: Resource pack for custom items (optional)
Community Based Server: Play solo or collaboratively

Whitelist Process:

Join Discord
Read rules and requirements
Apply for whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.

Q: Are there age restrictions?

A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.

Mystic Seven Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, mystic, Realms

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, imagine Russia hitting up this Minecraft server for military help instead of their weak alliances. Like, these green military geniuses are on a whole other level, man. They’ll have you dominating the battlefield with their epic strategies and skills. Join now and be part of the ultimate army of Minecraft warriors. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SongStuckInHeadMC SMP

#earworm, brain on repeat, can’t get it out, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop humming, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, earworms, melody stuck, music obsession, musical obsession., repeat offender, smp, song on replay, song stuck, song stuck in head, SongStuckInHeadMC, stuck in my brain, stuck on loop, stuck on repeat, tune in my head

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ores Mined:	8015
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲

Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻

ADHDcraft: Crafting Chaos & Creativity

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Challenges, Chaos, cognitive differences, coping mechanisms, Crafting, creativity, education, Empathy, executive functioning, mental health, misconceptions, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, societal perceptions, stigma, Struggles, Support, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	1385
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4736
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	200621	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you ADHD gamers out there!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement that will keep your brain buzzing like a swarm of bees on a sugar high. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re sprinting through a field of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers on speed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is specially designed to cater to the unique needs of players with ADHD. Forget about boring quests and tedious tasks – on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you bounce from one crazy adventure to the next.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner ADHD warrior! Who knows, you might even discover hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – literally!

FreePlay – Minecraft server

Business, cars, donation, Economy, Events, Game Currency, Herbalism, Houses, Job, Magic, part time job, Pass ticket, Private Survival, quest line, Quests, real estate, Relaxation, Rewards, Roleplay, RP mode, RPG, rpg mode, Russian, Tasks, Waiting, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crops Grown:	9159	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our server – FreePlay! We have such modes as:

· RP mode – There is no scope for your desires, because you can: buy real estate, businesses, cars, houses, get a job or part-time job and make a profit, and also complete quests for rewards and game currency!

· Private Survival – If you are tired of the large flow of players and just want to relax, then this mode is especially for you. Unfortunately, we cannot let people in there for free, so as not to spoil the gameplay for others, but you can buy a pass ticket to our server for just a small price on our donation site.

· RPG mode (In development) – This is a small mode where you will find a special quest line, various tasks, herbalism, as well as the elements and a complete boundless world of magic, where you can have a good time. The mode is currently IN DEVELOPMENT for an indefinite period.

We are waiting for you!

mc.fpworld.ru

Helios: THE ARRIVAL

#light magic, Age Progression system, Arrival, deities, Discord, Era Progression Content, Geopolitics, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods and Plugins, non-p2w, player-engagement, realistic politics, Roleplay, Soft-Resets, Space Travel, Towny, Valkaryian Skies, vs2, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Emeralds Found:	2147	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server:

Key Features
World of Realistic Politics
Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies
Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system, each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment, but with a “soft reset” system so players don’t lose all their progress. Currently set in the 16th century, players can advance through different Ages by influencing future developments through choices and suggestions.

The goal of the server is to foster player engagement by allowing players to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.

To learn more and join, visit:

https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the World of Helios?	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that offers a unique gameplay experience with realistic politics, sea exploration, and Greek mythology quests.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting the provided Discord link or CurseForge link for more information on how to get started.
What is the Age Progression system?	The Age Progression system introduces different gameplay styles and advancements as players progress through different Ages, influencing future developments.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players are encouraged to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, and face challenges presented by deities.