messy house Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

KidzCraftKareGone LOL

Babysitting, Boyfriend, Chores, court case, Favor, Fighting, flight risk, friend’s kids, imposition, kids behavior, KidzCraftKareGone, leaving work early, lol, losing mind, messy house, new area, non-refundable flight, peak season, stress, upset friend, watching kids

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	917446	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re babysitting unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with whining, fighting, and constant battles. Just like watching L’s kids, you’ll never know what to expect next!

Experience the thrill of constantly cleaning up messes and dealing with flight risks – all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs a relaxing gaming experience when you can have the chaotic energy of a house full of misbehaving children?

Join now and see if you can handle the madness. Just like L’s friend, you’ll be questioning your life choices and wondering how things got so out of control. But hey, at least you’ll have a story to tell afterwards!

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

animal mess, biohazard, broken toys, carpet cleaner, cluttered home, dirty dishes, dog poop, filth, Frustrated, houseparty, messy house, Minecraft, overwhelmed, pee soaked couch, Server, strong odor, Trash, trash bags, uncomfortable environment, unneutered cats, unruly kids, untrained dogs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of untrained dogs and unneutered cats? Look no further! Our server is like stepping into a tornado of broken toys, dirty dishes, and trash – but in a good way!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.

Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!

WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

6 year old, Adulthood, anesthesia, Chores, cleaning, emergency situation, ENGAGEMENT, equal partnership, Fiance, flare up, health issues, Marriage, medical issues, messy house, Minecraft, narcotic medication, Pots, responsibilities, Server, Support, wisdom teeth, WisdomToothless

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

BlockBusterFamKicked

BlockBusterFamKicked, Boundaries, cancer diagnosis, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Eviction, family dynamics, financial contribution, Home ownership, Hospitality, Housing, messy house, night shifts, Nurse, personal space, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family in a tiny Minecraft house? Join our server and build your own virtual mansion without any unwanted guests! No more dirty dishes or loud relatives, just peaceful building and crafting all day long. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual pet llama to keep you company. Don’t wait, join today and say goodbye to real-life drama!

VacayVandal Minecraft Server

anger, communication problems, Confrontation, emotional response, financial support, household chores, household responsibilities, lack of effort, leaving for vacation, messy house, Minecraft, pettiness, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, staying at friend’s house, staying at parents’ house, unemployed partner, unspoken agreements, VacayVandal, virtual cleaning game, work trip

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where virtual cleaning games are banned and real-life responsibilities are a thing of the past!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of relationships where housework becomes a battleground. On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Say goodbye to laundry drama and hello to blocky adventures. Who needs a clean house when you can have a clean slate in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real world behind – after all, virtual messes are way more fun to clean up!

SingleMomSquad Minecraft Server

bills, clean living spaces, free to stay, German roach infestation, House, insurance plan, long night shift, messy house, Minecraft, mother’s death, my way or the highway, nephew, nephew’s dad, pandemic, phone plan, Server, single mother, SingleMomSquad, sister, stipulations, Ultimatum, veterans affairs home loan

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1362	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with messy family members like never before! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can actually enforce rules and have them followed!

On our server, you can create your own virtual house and set whatever crazy stipulations you want for your virtual family members. Want them to clean up after themselves? Pay virtual bills on time? It’s all possible here! And if they don’t comply, you can give them the ultimate ultimatum – the virtual highway!

Plus, if you’re dealing with a roach infestation in real life, don’t worry – we guarantee a bug-free environment on our server. No messy rooms, no unpaid bills, just pure virtual bliss.

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a hilarious and outrageous way. Who knew dealing with family drama could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

binge-worthy, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, haven’t watched, long tail tags, must watch, Mystery, new shows, old shows, Popular, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, trending, tv shows, TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7472	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

anti-consumerism, consumerism, declutter, Free Items, Giveaway, materialism, Minimalism, no thank you, NoFreeDiamondsOrElse, not for me, not interested, not my style, not needed, pass, personal boundaries, possessions, Refuse, REJECT, Unnecessary, unwanted gifts, unwanted items

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

VirusCraft – Pneumonia Panic!

healthy adults, Human Metapneumovirus, lung infection, Panic, pneumonia, pneumonia awareness, pneumonia complications, pneumonia diagnosis, pneumonia in adults, pneumonia in healthy individuals, pneumonia management, pneumonia prevention, pneumonia risk factors, pneumonia symptoms, pneumonia treatment, respiratory disease, respiratory illness, respiratory infection, respiratory virus, severe pneumonia, viral infection, viral pneumonia, viruscraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	886
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u get hit with a virus that gives u severe pneumonia, but like, in the game! u gotta fight off the virus while also building ur epic base and battling creepers. it’s like a double whammy of excitement and danger. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!

Viceanarchy server minecraft

Anarchy, Battles, Boss Battles, donat, Economy, freedom, high performance, lags, Minecraft, PvP, Raids, Server, Stable Server, strategy, strength, Survival, Tournaments, treasure hunting, Viceanarchy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

The unique server of the anarchy, where everyone can become the master of their fate! We have no strict rules and restrictions, only freedom of action and endless possibilities.

Why should we choose us?

• Free cases and donat: each player receives bonuses without investments! Open the cases, get cool rewards and develop faster.

• Developed economy: Know how to earn! Broke, develop your enterprises, farm system or pirate – the choice is yours.

• Absolute freedom: the complete absence of privates is a system, destroy and protect your territories with the help of strength and cunning.

• PVP and survival: exciting battles, basement sieges, raids and a real struggle for resources. Only the strongest will survive!

• Weekly presentations: tournaments, treasure hunting, battles for the boss – participate and receive valuable prizes.

• Stable server: a minimum of lags and a high pharmacy – we provide a comfortable game at any time.

Come in to experience the real spirit of anarchy and show what you are capable of! There are no rules here, only your strategy and strength. Start your way right now!

45.93.200.14:25582

Lost Legacy Realms 1.20

#metalheads, 80s, 90s, adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, bastard, classic metal, controversy, culture, heavy metal, japanese, Legacy, Lost, Manga, metalcore, Music, Nostalgia, old-school metal, Realms, references, rotting diarrhea, series

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Votes:	7128

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more metal than a headbanging octopus on a unicycle!

We’ve got more classic metal references than a grandma’s attic full of vinyl records.

But watch out, our server is filled with metalcore fans who think they’re hardcore but really just sound like a dying walrus.

Why are these Minecraft players like this? Who knows, but it’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss!

Come join us for a headbanging good time that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where metalcore reigns supreme.

SisterSquadCraft

co parenting, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, cultural values, domestic abuse, emotional burden, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, generational expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, parental responsibilities, parental support, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single parent household, SisterSquadCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire household on your shoulders? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any annoying siblings or abusive dads in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your lazy sister eating all your food or leaving her dirty dishes for you to clean up. You can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet while you explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that you can always pack up your sister’s virtual belongings and send her off to her virtual dad’s house. No more screaming matches or emotional turmoil – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build, explore, and create your own happy place where you can finally be free from the burdens of family responsibilities.

ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

Sock Stepper’s Paradise

clever insults, comedic insults, funny banter, funny comebacks, funny insults, funny jokes, funny one liners, funny quips, funny remarks, harmless insults, humorous comebacks, humorous insults, innocent insults, light-hearted banter, lighthearted insults, Paradise, playful banter, playful insults, silly insults, Sock, Steppers, witty comebacks, witty insults

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Pixelated Keto Health Land

health, Keto, Land, pixelated

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u get hungry all the time? well this server is like the ultimate keto diet for ur virtual self! instead of eating bread and potatoes, u gotta eat virtual meat and veggies to survive. but don’t worry, it’s not all about the food. we also have epic quests where u gotta fight off evil mobs with ur keto powers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that’s been infused with the power of bacon. so come join us on this crazy keto minecraft adventure and get ready to level up ur metabolic health while having a blast!

Hubris SMP

Admin-led, Builders, Creative, Events, Hubris, Limited Spaces, Minecraft, Modded, passionate, Recruitment, Roleplay, S01, Server, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, supportive environment, unique gameplay, Vetting Process, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Server Details
Base Modpack	Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~20 custom mods
Dedicated Server	Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay
Focus	Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making
Roleplay & Events	Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events
Unique Gameplay	Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience

Requirements
Microphone required	For proximity and voice chat features
Stream-friendly	Some members are streaming, and you may appear in their broadcasts
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us foster a positive and welcoming community

Why Join Hubris SMP
A supportive environment for builders and storytellers
Collaborative gameplay where your ideas and creativity shape the experience
Admin-led events to enhance the SMP’s story and create unforgettable moments
Streamer-friendly rules to ensure smooth interaction, whether on or off-camera

FAQ

1. How can I join Hubris SMP?

To join Hubris SMP, you can join the vetting server through the link provided and go through the vetting process.

2. What is the base modpack for the server?

The base modpack for Hubris SMP is Builder’s Paradise 2, which includes around 20 custom mods for added creativity.

3. Are there any specific requirements to join the server?

Yes, a microphone is required for proximity and voice chat features. The server is also stream-friendly, and there is a vetting process to ensure a positive community environment.

4. What can I expect from the gameplay on Hubris SMP?

Players can expect a focus on building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. The server also hosts roleplay events and unique gameplay experiences with custom mods.

5. How many spots are available on Hubris SMP?

As the community is already growing, there are only a few spots remaining on Hubris SMP. Interested players are encouraged to sign up soon to secure their spot.