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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8131	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

The Secret Society of Block Breakers Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, boy band, breakers, Entertainment, fan culture, korean pop, Kpop, kpop community, kpop culture, kpop fandom, kpop fans, kpop fansite, kpop forum, kpop groups, kpop idols, kpop industry, kpop music, kpop news, kpop trends, kpop updates, Kpop World, Minecraft, Music, secret, smp, society

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Towns Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate K-pop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite K-pop idols, battle creepers alongside BTS, and build epic structures with Blackpink.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret dance emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a K-pop concert where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our K-pop Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol!

YAA MERO!! Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Potions Brewed:	113	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

The Ameri Bros Minecraft SMP

Ameri, Ameribros, American, Analysis, Argument, bros, Chud, confusion, critique, decision, Explanation, Interpretation, justification, Logic, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, opinion, perspective, rationale, reasoning, smp, Viewpoint

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to cause as much mayhem as possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. You try to run away but suddenly find yourself in a maze filled with exploding creepers and lava traps. Just when you think you’ve escaped, a giant zombie pigman riding a flying pig swoops down and steals all your diamonds.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows (but watch out for the killer bunnies).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t regret this chud decision.

WaterMine by players for players Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

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Beaner’s Minecraft Server

beaners, border patrol, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation fears, deportation threats, deportation warning, donald trump, family separation, fentanyl, gang violence, Hispanic community, illegal immigrants, immigration, Mexican immigrants, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Votes:	6128	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

Bored at WFH Minecraft SMP Swing

balance, bored, Boredom, Burnout, Deadlines, job satisfaction, juggling tasks, mental health, Minecraft, multitasking, overwhelmed, overwhelmed at work, productivity, remote work, self-care, side projects, smp, stress, Stress Management, SWING, Time management, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old WFH routine? Looking for a way to escape the monotony of your daily grind? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Forget about boring side projects that stress you out – on our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant chicken statue or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics. Trust us, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of diamonds).

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the best way to build a toilet in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous build at a time!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Void Armor Forged:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of searching for programming jobs in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate job market for all aspiring programmers! Join us and showcase your coding skills by building epic redstone contraptions and command block creations. Who needs a resume when you can impress potential employers with your pixelated prowess?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of coding wizards who communicate exclusively in binary. Crack the code and gain access to their hidden treasure trove of enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare loot. Rumor has it, they even have a portal to the mythical land of Silicon Valley where all your programming dreams can come true.

So why waste time scrolling through job listings when you can level up your coding game in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to programming greatness!

””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	95
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!