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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Emeralds Found:	1903
Potions Brewed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	144471	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8105	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Votes:	3709	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!

NoLazyLove – Minecraft Server

birthday parties, car loans, cleaning, daycare, diapers, doctor visits, family load, Full time work, goals, home buying, income differential, Laundry, Maid, Meals, Minecraft, NoLazyLove, partner, Resentment, retirement savings, Server, student loans, tantrums, Trash, TV, vacation, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Votes:	7444
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the real drama unfolds! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family dynamic.

Imagine a world where one player makes bank while the other player wants to kick back and relax. Will they ever find a balance? Will they ever stop arguing about who does more chores? Only time will tell on this server.

Witness the epic battles between workaholics and slackers, as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the resentment build up to explosive levels? Will the maid ever get a break from cleaning up after everyone?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience such outrageous stories and hilarious conflicts? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

SuperPowerDreams – Minecraft SMP

Ability, control, desire, dream, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mind reading, Minecraft, shape shifting, smp, strength, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerDreams, telekinesis, Teleportation, time travel, Wake Up, wish

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	7074	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll wake up with the superpower of being able to summon an army of dancing chickens to do your bidding! Need help mining? Chicken army. Want to prank your friends? Chicken army. Feeling lonely? Chicken army dance party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced true power until you’ve commanded a flock of feathered friends to conquer the blocky world. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

BlockyBootyCraft

#revelation, adult content, adult themes, BlockyBootyCraft, Disturbing, disturbing facts, explicit, explicit content, explicit material, eye-opening, fact, graphic details, inappropriate, inappropriate information, late discovery, Mature, mature audiences, mature content, not safe for work, NSFW, Shocking..

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with wild and wacky adventures around every corner.

Join us for a chance to discover NSFW facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous secrets to mysterious villagers with scandalous pasts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be a lifetime supply of pizza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

IZH Minecraft Server: Bye Bye Mohammad!

banned organization, bye, deportation, deportation order, deportation proceedings, extremism, German authorities, German deportation order, hamburg, Hamburg mosque, immigration, Immigration Policy, Islamic Center Hamburg, Islamic community, Islamic extremism, Islamic leader, IZH, Minecraft, Mohammad, Mohammad Hadi Mofatteh, radicalization, religious leader, religious organization, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like the ex-head of the Islamic Center Hamburg got issued a deportation order for not joining our server! Like, that’s how crazy awesome it is! German authorities were like, “Dude, you gotta join this server or you’re outta here!” So, like, if you wanna avoid deportation, you gotta join our server ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build insane structures and hang out with cool peeps all day long. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before it’s too late, dude!

JavaJailbreak: No Coffee Breaks

Australian billionaire, Boss, breaks, coffee, coffee breaks, company culture, employee engagement, employee management., employee motivation, JavaJailbreak, leadership, office policies, productivity, productivity tips, remote work, Staff, team dynamics, work environment, work from home policies, work habits, working from home, workplace culture

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1476
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	6721	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have australian billionaire boss who wants to keep you trapped in the game so you don’t go out for coffee in real life. he’s like, “no coffee breaks, only block breaks!”

we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”

our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.

join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!

CraftyPainRelief: NoAddictRisk

addiction risk, Alternative Medicine, Chronic pain, CraftyPainRelief, drug development, Healthcare, Hope, innovation, Medical, millions, new, NoAddictRisk, Non-Addictive, Non-Opioid, opioid crisis, pain management, pain relief, painkiller, pharmaceutical, Relief, research, Treatment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7498	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	42227	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream castle, fight off zombies with ur pet llama, and even ride a flying pig! sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!

not only that, but we have the most epic events like a giant chicken race where u can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden apple of awesomeness! and get this, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items like the enchanted sword of bacon and the infinity bow of unicorns! and if u join now, u’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!