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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

Hatfag, lame hatfag responses, Top, Minecraft, Class

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

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New Server IP
SisNotPrettyCraft

Boyfriend, insensitive, acne, messy hair, BLONDE

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

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Overindulged Oasis 1.21.4

self-control, food addiction, overindulgence, emotional eating, struggling with portion control

Yo, bro, do you love eating as much as I do? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where you can feast on virtual food all day long!

I’m talking about chowing down on pixelated steak, munching on blocky burgers, and slurping up square-shaped soup like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters – the real fun is in stuffing your face with endless amounts of virtual food.

Join now and let’s see who can eat the most in this crazy food-filled world!

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New Server IP
No, it’s a Minecraft server!

protective mum, wheelchair assistance, respiratory appointment, not my problem, British etiquette

Are you tired of dealing with entitled oxygen tank-wielding parking spot stealers in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle! No oxygen tanks necessary, just a sense of humor and a love for virtual adventures.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t steal your parking spot or yell at you for trying to park legally. Plus, our virtual wheelchairs are top of the line and never run out of battery!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the oxygen tank drama in the past. Who knows, you might even find a new friend to push you around (virtually, of course)!

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New Server IP
CraftyCourtFines

court fees, mutual friend, moral obligation, misunderstanding, APPEAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Tara’s driving through a clean air zone without paying the fee!

Join us for insane adventures and crazy drama like never before. Just like how Tara got clamped by bailiffs, you’ll be clamped by the fun and excitement on our server.

Explore a world where anything can happen, just like how Tara had to pay a ridiculous fine for taking us on holiday. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a great time!

So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a sticky situation just like Tara, but with a lot more laughs and fun along the way. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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New Server IP
CraftyKremlinWarBanter

peace negotiations, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, military intervention, security measures

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts diamonds.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s, like, the coolest place in the whole minecraft universe. come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together!

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Veggie & Fruit Juice Gut Fun

Fun, Fruit, Juice, Gut, Veggie

So, like, you ever wonder what would happen if you, like, drank a bunch of vegetable and fruit juice in Minecraft? Well, on this server, we’re all about that veggie and fruit juice life, bro!

Join us and watch as your gut and oral microbiome, like, totally transform into something out of this world! Your Minecraft character will be, like, glowing with health and vitality, all thanks to the power of juicing!

But that’s not all, oh no! On this server, we’ve got, like, special quests and challenges that involve juicing different fruits and veggies to unlock, like, superpowers and abilities! You’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot lasers from your eyes and stuff, all because of the magic of juicing!

So, like, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft server and experience the wacky and wild world of vegetable and fruit juicing like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
Marps’ Minecraft Hub

Hub, short-term, Community, Network, Friends

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Community-focused

Worlds Long-term and short-term events

Events Survival, Manhunt, Skyblock, etc.

Experience True vanilla, no land claims, no pay-to-win

Join Us Discord Server

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join our server by joining our Discord community.

Q: What type of worlds do you host?

A: We host both long-term survival worlds and short-term events like Manhunt and Skyblock.

Q: Is your server pay-to-win?

A: No, we believe in a pure Minecraft experience without any pay-to-win elements.

Q: Are there land claims on the server?

A: No, we provide a true vanilla experience with no land claims.

Q: How can I join the events?

A: You can join the events by following the announcements in our Discord server.

Elementary Quests 1.20.3

hypothetical situations, knowledge accumulation, survival skills, primitive living, basic skills

Bro, if you wanna flex your elementary knowledge in a world where you might get sent to a more primitive place, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

We got crazy challenges that will test your basic survival skills and make you feel like you’re living in the Stone Age.

Plus, who knows, maybe one day you’ll actually get sent to a more primitive world and all that elementary knowledge will finally pay off.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your survival skills and maybe even become the king of the cavemen on this server!

VideolessLegends – Missed YT Stars

Creators, Discontinued, Digital, ONLINE, #youtube

Are you tired of watching legendary YouTube channels that have gone MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive the glory days of your favorite YouTuber by building their iconic creations in-game! From PewDiePie’s Minecraft mansion to Stampy’s funland, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and become a part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have players who can build pixel art of your favorite YouTubers in seconds, and our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life YouTube drama!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the nostalgia flow through you as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret base where your favorite YouTuber is hiding out! Trust us, this server is the place to be for all the die-hard fans of legendary YouTube channels.