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SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	4381
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	582
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3174
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	80
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.