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CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

Battlestation, cable management, chaotic, cluttered, Computer, computer desk, Crafty, dirty desk, disorganized, Fight, Gaming, gaming setup, McBattlestation, Messy, messy desk, pixels, Realistic, setup, Technology, Thread, Unclean, unorganized, untidy, workstation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1165	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1002	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

PotluckProblems

appetizer, aunts, best man, Cooking, dessert, donuts, Driving, exhaustion, family gathering, juggling, Mexico wedding, new baby, parents, park party, passport, potluck, PotluckProblems, recipes, Safe Area, shopping, snack, store-bought

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	3352	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-money laundering, banking industry, Canada, CartelCraft, compliance, criminal activity, drug cartels, enforcement actions, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial regulations, illicit funds, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, money laundering, Monitoring, penalties, regulatory compliance, regulatory violations, Server, TD Bank, US officials

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Zombie Dances:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!