CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	3240	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

Battlestation, cable management, chaotic, cluttered, Computer, computer desk, Crafty, dirty desk, disorganized, Fight, Gaming, gaming setup, McBattlestation, Messy, messy desk, pixels, Realistic, setup, Technology, Thread, Unclean, unorganized, untidy, workstation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

FunnyTime server Minecraft

#funnytime, Anarchic, Auto-mine, base, Break, Cases, Cozy, daily chest, donation, Donations, Economy, gift, Grief, Minecraft, Modes, privates, REWARD, Rtp, Server, Shop, Site, Starter Kit, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the cozy FunnyTime server!

Here you can play calmly, grief the base, break the economy.

We have two modes: Anarchic (Server with donations, privates, donation-things) and Vanilla (Without privates, donations, RTP).

You can also get a free daily chest by entering the /reward command in Anarchy mode.

And if you go to our site https://shop.funnytime.fun/ then in the lower right corner there is a gift button, if you click on it then you can enter your nickname on the server and get 1 free donation chest!

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Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.

Adults, badly, Community, Craft, Custom Items, Discord, Mature, Minecraft, Mods, No crates, no drama, No hacking, No keys, no paid ranks, old school, Playing, PRETEND, Quests, resource pack, Responsible, Safe, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, vanilla client

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Potions Brewed:	162	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

MurkLand <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/beatrice/">Minecraft Server</a>

Minecraft Server: MurkLand

We are looking for new longtime community members! No drama, no cheating just mature casual gamers. Looking to make new friends as well as host a fun safe space for others.

Key Features:

No crates, no keys, no paid ranks
Old school MCMMO
RPG style world with quests based on RuneScape and Skyrim
Easy to connect with Vanilla client, no need for mod packs
Super chill community of players in their 20-30s

Server Details:

IP Address	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP Address provided above.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

A: No, we do not have any crates, keys, or paid ranks. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

Q: What sets MurkLand apart from other servers?

A: Our focus on creating a mature, drama-free community and providing a unique RPG experience with quests based on popular games.

EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

Architecture, cityscape, cultural hub, eastern europe, Entertainment, EuroCraft, European capital, historic landmarks, local cuisine, long tail tags, Minecraft, museums, New York of Europe, parks, Poland, Polish city, Server, shopping, SightSeeing, tourist attractions, travel destination, urban-exploration, vibrant nightlife, Warsaw

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server that will transport you to the New York of Europe – Warsaw, Poland! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?

2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.

4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.

So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)

The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Potions Brewed:	132
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

RingRecovery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Caring, Comforting, Communication, engagement ring, heartbroken, Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, not comforting, overreacting, prioritize, Quiet, Reassurance, RingRecovery, sad, sentimental value, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Towns Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.

Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.

So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

MineCraftyHeirSplitter

college tuition, do the right thing, Fairness, family, family dynamics, family inheritance, family ties, financial responsibility, grandmother, half-sibling, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance rights, MineCraftyHeirSplitter, MONEY, Money Matters, moral dilemma, PRESSURE, relationship, selfish

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	7362
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

CompliSMP-Insults!

backhanded compliment, clever insult, clever insult phrase, CompliSMPInsults, cutting remark, disguised compliment, double entendre, favorite insult, insincere praise, insult humor, passive aggressive, sarcasm, shade throwing, sly dig, snarky remark, sneaky insult, snide comment, subtle jab, underhanded compliment, veiled insult, witty put-down

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Villages Defended:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

CreeperCarnage

alarmed, anxiety, apprehensive, CreeperCarnage, DREAD, fear, fright, horrified, Horror, intimidated, jumpy, Nervous, Panic, panicky, petrified, Phobia, Scary, spine-chilling, Terrified, Terror, uneasy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

OlymBANned: Israel’s Epic Win

Achievements, banned, coding, Competition, computer science, consequences, controversy, decision, Dispute, Epic, Excellence, future participation, Global Event, informatics olympiad, International, Israel, Israels, OlymBANned, programming, rules, sanctions, talented students, Technology, WIN

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like winning the informatics olympiad but then getting banned for being too damn good. like, we don’t play by the rules here, we break ’em with our mad skills and crazy builds. join us if you wanna be part of the most epic and chaotic minecraft community ever. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, i promise.

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