Messinho™ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GameLove Minecraft Server

changes, Childhood, confusion, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, Game, GameLove, longing, lost passion, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, questions, rediscovery, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Server, transformation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	587
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	8716
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoomieWars Minecraft Server

aita, Communication Issues, fair room assignment, last minute changes, Minecraft, noise concerns, online work, planning ahead, room agreement, room allocation, room dispute, room preferences, room selection, room selection process, room size, RoomieWars, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, Server, shared flat, University housing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	1349
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are decided by epic hat draws! Join us for a chance to win the best room in the house next to the kitchen – perfect for late-night gaming sessions without disturbing your roommates studying for exams.

Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!

DadDeniedMC

absent father, blended family, choosing family, DadDeniedMC, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, parental involvement, stepdad, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream wedding without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong

blockwars, CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, civilians, death toll, diplomatic talks, global crisis, heartbreaking news, human rights violations, innocent victims, international conflict, Peace, peace negotiations, peace summit, political turmoil, Russian actions, summit, Tragedy, tragic loss, violence, War Crimes, wrong

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	94

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness

PhysioRideCraft

bipedal form, block evaporation, Brains, capitalize, domesticated animals, Evolution, evolutionarily selected, evolutionary pressure, hair, happenstance, happy accident, MOUNT, physiology, PhysioRideCraft, ride animals, saddle animals, shaped bodies, sweat, THUMBS, traverse long distances

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	151
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?

CraftyKidsExposed

Abuse, childhood exposure, children, concerns, CraftyKidsExposed, data, domestic violence, global estimates, Impact, inappropriate, intervention, Measurement, mental health, negative outcomes, research, researchers, statistics, Tools, Trauma, Violence prevention, worldwide

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6065
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!

buttoncraft server Minecraft

Auto-mine, buttoncraft, Landish craft, Minecraft, private auto mine, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Landish craft is a survival server with a private auto mine, albeit empty

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