Messinho™ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftMixUp

academic pressure, adjusting to change, affluent school, bullying, dealing with loss, family care, family finances, gifted student, GRIEVING, MineCraftMixUp, Moving, nerdy kid, parent-child conflict, robotics program, rough area, school bullying, school district, school environment, school transition, Social Skills

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4337
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Ores Mined:	559

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!

So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	242	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Items Found:	3250
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crops Grown:	7359	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mines Excavated:	3400	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	1836	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!