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PutinCraft: ICC Edition

arrest, criminal prosecution, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic relations, Edition, extradition, global affairs, government officials, human rights violations, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, Justice, legal obligation, legal proceedings, mongolia, political asylum, putin, PutinCraft, Rule of Law, Visit, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft!

PixelPurge: Delete the Cringe

cringe, Cyber Security, cyber threat, data breach, data security, DELETE, digital age, digital vulnerability, embarrassing moments, external hard drive, innovation, invention, Memories, memory manipulation, memory storage, personal information, PixelPurge, privacy, privacy concerns, selective deletion, technological advancements, Technology, Virus

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

haha join this epic minecraft server where you can build a house made out of cheese and ride on flying pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so you know you’ll be in good hands.

come join the fun and see if you can survive the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest. but be careful, rumor has it that the evil chicken overlords are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into chickens.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

KetamineCraft – Opioid Mod Fun!

addiction, allosteric modulators, anesthesia, antidepressant effects, drug discovery, Drug Interactions, drug metabolism, Fun, glutamate receptors, ketamine, KetamineCraft, major ketamine metabolites, mental health, mod, Neuropharmacology, NMDA receptors, Opioid, opioid receptors, pain management, pharmacokinetics, Pharmacology, psychoactive drugs, receptor binding, substance abuse

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	494	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a rave in the Nether!

Join our server and experience the ultimate high with ketamine and major ketamine metabolites acting as allosteric modulators of opioid receptors. That’s right, you’ll be tripping balls while building your epic creations in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server you’ll be surviving and thriving in a whole new way. Who needs diamonds when you have ketamine-induced superpowers?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

🌟The Golden Arches of Valhalla🍔 Minecraft Server – Fresh World, Special Progression, Grown Ups Only!🌟

Abilities, Active, arches, Challenges, Community, Dangers, Events, Fresh, Golden, grown, Items, Mature, Minecraft, new world, Possibilities, Progression, Progression System, Quests, Ranks, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Spawn, Special, storylines, ups, Valhalla, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	165	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

What Sets Us Apart?
Unique Progression System
Brand New World

Dynamic Challenges

Server Just Opened!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Server IP?

The Server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org

How can I join the Discord?

You can join our Discord community by visiting http://www.valhallacraft.org

What makes the progression system unique?

In Valhalla, progress is more than just leveling up. It involves unlocking exclusive abilities, powerful items, and ranks that set you apart from others.

Is the world constantly changing?

Yes, as you venture further from spawn, the world adapts and becomes more challenging and rewarding, ensuring a fresh and exciting journey.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, there are weekly events that test your skills, creativity, and strategy, and allow you to forge alliances within the community.

Why should I join Valhalla?

Valhalla offers a world full of challenges, rewards, and endless possibilities, where you can build, explore, and dominate. It’s a chance to be part of something extraordinary from the start.

CraftyStates Minecraft Server

American dream, American exceptionalism, American leadership, American pride, American strength, American values, CraftyStates, cultural influence, economic powerhouse, global leader, industrial leader, land of innovation, Land of opportunity, land of the free, military might, Minecraft, scientific advancements, Server, societal will, SUPERPOWER, united states of america, Usa, world dominance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or revolutionary? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate powerhouse of awesomeness! Join us if you want to be a part of the world’s SOLE superpower – forget about “/cum/” servers, this is where the real action is at!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It is the chosen one, destined to lead humanity into the 21st century and beyond! With our unparalleled economic, industrial, cultural, scientific, and military might, we are unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most elite players in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that our players have defeated the Ender Dragon with their bare hands, built entire cities in a single day, and tamed the most elusive creatures in the game. If you want to be among the best of the best, then this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly extraordinary. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world domination while you’re at it!

FembotFamVisits Minecraft SMP

4chan, awkward situation, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, confession, Confrontation, Deception, Dilemma, family, fembot, FembotFamVisits, forbidden love, Honesty, in-laws, Infidelity, Love Triangle, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, scandal, Secrets, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Farms Harvested:	124
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to escape real life craziness and dive into a world where anything can happen.

Need a break from awkward family situations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape your real-life problems and create new, even crazier ones. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a fembot and her mom – talk about a plot twist!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual romance, scandalous affairs, and unexpected twists and turns all while building your dream world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions)?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride that’s more ridiculous than a pig riding a minecart. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

BroGoneGF Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, BroGoneGF, bullying, cancer diagnosis, coping with illness, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, Gaslighting, Manipulation, Minecraft, miscarriage, moral dilemma, parental conflict, recording evidence, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for others, teenage struggles, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Looking for a server where sibling rivalry reaches new heights? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to witness sibling drama that puts reality TV to shame. From toxic relationships to shocking betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil as our players navigate through moral dilemmas and questionable decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you succumb to the dark side like some of our more infamous players?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

DaughterDramaCraft

autistic child, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare subsidy, Communication, daughter’s boss, DaughterDramaCraft, Driving, early childhood education, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial aid, intervention, job risk, minimum wage, setting boundaries, single mom, sleeping arrangements, special education, work perks, workplace conflict

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	3512
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of our players, like the time one player’s pet llama ran off with another player’s diamond sword. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

Need a break from building epic structures? Join our server for some juicy gossip and scandalous stories. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama?

And don’t worry about setting boundaries, because on our server, anything goes! Just like the time one player built a roller coaster that went straight through another player’s house. It was a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server for a roller coaster of emotions, crazy adventures, and more drama than you can handle. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

ExpensiveCraft SMP

budget buster, cost-prohibitive, costly, exorbitant, expensive, ExpensiveCraft, Extravagant, financial burden, high cost, inflated prices, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price tag shock, smp, steep prices, too pricey, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, wallet buster

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments, bizarre encounters, bizarre revelations, BlockyBedBanter, funny stories, intimate revelations, kinky talk, odd conversations, offbeat interactions, outlandish statements, peculiar behavior, peculiar encounters, quirky exchanges, strange comments, strange requests, surprising confessions, unconventional disclosures, unexpected confessions, unusual anecdotes, unusual experiences, weird sex

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and wacky action happens! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever had a creeper interrupt your romantic moment with your Minecraft crush? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players have shared stories of getting caught in compromising positions by Endermen, having their base invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen, and even getting hit on by a flirty skeleton.

But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret underground dungeons to mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way!