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BlockyLoveNot

BlockyLoveNot, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, healing, HEARTBREAK, learning experiences, letting go, life lessons, love, moving on, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self worth, toxic behavior, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5747	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the love you need, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a magical place where you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up. and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with mutant cows and talking sheep.

trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even herobrine jealous.

MercuryCraft: Seabirds Unleashed!

avian species, bird migration, bird populations, ecosystem health, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, environmental research, Environmental Science, heavy metal toxicity, marine ecology, marine pollution, mercury distribution, MercuryCraft, North Atlantic, ocean contamination, oceanic food chain, pollution monitoring, seabirds, toxic metal exposure, Unleashed, wildlife conservation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our server and explore the wacky world of seabirds who are actually secret agents for the mercury distribution mafia! watch as they fly across the North Atlantic, dropping mercury like it’s hot. will you be able to collect all the mercury before the seabirds get caught by the feds? only on our server, where the birds are shady and the mercury is plentiful. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of fish tainted with mercury!

GhostBox PVP

1.17, 1.20.4, 1.20.6, box pvp server, GhostBox PVP, Great Moderation, Minecraft, Not P2W, Prison, Progression, Regular Updates

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	9404	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

GhostBox PVPThe BEST Box PVP Server, that you will play!

Minecraft has a problem. It’s progression level!

GhostBox PVP solves that!

– ⚒️ Great Moderation

– 💥 Regular Updates!

– 🔓 Not P2W!Join Now!1.17-1.20.6 works. Recommended: 1.20.4

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GamePassCraft Minecraft Server

affordable, bo6, Cheap, COD, Cosmetics, digital content, exclusive, First Person Shooter, game pass, GamePassCraft, Gaming Community, microtransactions, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Player Base, Popular, rented game, Server, subscription service, video games, Xbox

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking chicken who offered them enchanted diamond swords in exchange for dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right, dance-offs! And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can show off their best moves while battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and is now the most powerful being in the entire server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted armor. See you there!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

car accident, car buying, car features, car preferences, Chevy Bolt, Decision making, ev, Family Planning, financing, heated seats, HubbysCarDeny, husband, insurance settlement, long distances, luxury cars, Minecraft, monthly car payment, power tailgate, Server, sports equipment, storage space, Test drive

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

BootyBlockerz

adult child, adult child living at home, AITAH, arguments, BootyBlockerz, car dependency, college graduate, Discord, dog care, Family issues, master’s degree, moving out, negative attitude, parental frustration, peaceful sanctuary, pit mix, rides to work, storage unit, unhappy living situation, unpacked boxes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	182
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Emeralds Found:	9383	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

GradeSkipper’s Minecraft Server

academic acceleration, academic achievement, academic challenges, academic success, accelerated curriculum, accelerated learning, advanced education, early graduation, educational advancement, educational challenges, educational experiences, educational opportunities, educational system, gifted students, GradeSkippers, intellectual development, intelligence testing, Minecraft, school experience, school memories, Server, skipping a grade, social interactions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of being held back by your peers in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have “skipped a grade” in school! That’s right, only the smartest and most advanced Minecraft players are allowed to join our exclusive community.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of players start bragging about their multiplication tables. That’s the kind of intellectual stimulation you can expect on our server. Plus, we have exclusive classes on redstone engineering taught by a 10-year-old prodigy who built a working computer in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Grade Skipper” boss, a giant pencil-wielding monster who only appears to those who have proven their intelligence in epic trivia battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and join a community of brainiacs, come join our server and show the world that skipping a grade was the best decision you ever made!

DreamCarCraft

Dream car, dream car ambition, dream car aspirations, dream car desire, dream car dream, dream car dreams, dream car fantasy, dream car goal, dream car goals, dream car inspiration, dream car obsession, dream car passion, dream car vision, dream car wish, dream car wishlist, DreamCarCraft, exotic car, luxury vehicle, sports car, ultimate dream car

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Ores Mined:	501

Are you tired of driving around in a boring old car in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying, rainbow-colored unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the coolest and craziest vehicles for you to cruise around in. So why settle for a regular dream car when you can have a unicorn car that shoots glitter out of its tailpipe? Join our server now and start living the dream!

TeslaCraft Server

Automotive Industry, electric car company, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, elon musk, innovation, model y, Server, Technology, tesla, Tesla announcements, Tesla CEO, Tesla development plans, Tesla future plans, tesla model y, Tesla Model Y launch, Tesla Model Y refresh, tesla news, Tesla production, Tesla updates, TeslaCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	91
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.

oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.