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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1371 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.
Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!