Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas come stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “i love messi.” Rumor has it that they can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile, and their diamond armor is so blindingly shiny that it can blind any mob that dares to approach.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and engage in epic PvP battles with a chicken riding a spider? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!
So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.
But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.
Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?
In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.
But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!
And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.
And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!
But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy stories and adventures. Like the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the server. Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it.
So if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen and where Ronaldo reigns supreme, join us now and let the madness begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through epic quests, intense battles, and heart-stopping moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a chance to be the hero of the server, just like Messi was in the World Cup final!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure you’ll ever experience! Messi himself would be proud to be a part of this server, so why shouldn’t you be?
Choose your side and battle it out in epic soccer matches on the virtual field. Will you score more goals like Ronaldo or show off your fancy footwork like Messi? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted the power to bend it like Beckham!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who will reign supreme – Team Ronaldo or Team Messi? Only time will tell…
Join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community where players from all over the world are dropping jaws faster than Ronaldo drops goals. We’ve got more twists and turns than a telenovela, with scandals that will make your head spin faster than Messi’s footwork on the field.
Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see why players from Mexico, Chile, and Romania are literally dying to be a part of our server! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Prost! 🍻🎃🤪
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground chicken nugget society. If you can find their hidden base, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited nuggets for life. Who knew that Minecraft could hold such delicious secrets?
So come on down to our server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering creations you’ve ever seen. Just be careful not to drool on your keyboard – we can’t be held responsible for any water damage caused by our delectable virtual treats.
oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. they said it was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons wearing top hats.
and guess what? our server has a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. who wouldn’t wanna join a server like that?
PLUS, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. he even gave someone a pet dragon once as a thank you for helping him find his lost diamond sword.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Map size | Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) |
| Render Distance | 10 Chunks |
| Gamemode | Hard |
| Griefing/PvP | Enabled |
| TnT/Carpet duping | Enabled |
| Netheroof | Enabled |
| Bedrock break | Enabled |
We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
The Tree SMP server officially opens tomorrow (September 25) at 3PM EST, 2PM CT or 12PM PST.
IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS
Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Yes, TnT and carpet duping are enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Yes, building on the netheroof and breaking bedrock are both enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Join us and witness the epic battles of Navy SEALs fighting off creepers on mountainsides in Afghanistan. See the president laying to rest fallen players at Arlington Cemetery, who bravely gave their lives to save others in the game. And if you’re lucky, you may even get a visit from God himself, testing your devotion by asking you to sacrifice your diamond sword!
So come on and join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing crazier than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!