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CraftyBookFails

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to dive into a Minecraft server that’s as twisted and wild as the most f’d up book you’ve ever read? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of deranged authors, with crazy builds and insane adventures around every corner.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you. From haunted mansions filled with creepy creatures to secret underground lairs where who knows what lurks, this server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only limit is your imagination, and where every turn brings a new surprise that will leave you questioning your sanity? Trust us, this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re brave enough to explore its depths, you’ll be rewarded with unforgettable experiences that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on, fellow gamers, join us on this wild ride and see just how f’d up a Minecraft server can truly be. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new level of insanity that you never knew existed.

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	9715
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	7232
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	250	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9802
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3062	Potions Brewed:	155
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!