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CraftyBookFails

CraftyBookFails, creepy books, dark novels, disturbing books, disturbing literature, horrifying reads, messed up books, messed up fantasy, messed up fiction, messed up horror, messed up literature, messed up mysteries, messed up novels, messed up plots, messed up stories, messed up thrillers, redditors, shocking reads, twisted stories, unsettling plots

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	New Chunks Explored:	228206
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to dive into a Minecraft server that’s as twisted and wild as the most f’d up book you’ve ever read? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of deranged authors, with crazy builds and insane adventures around every corner.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you. From haunted mansions filled with creepy creatures to secret underground lairs where who knows what lurks, this server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only limit is your imagination, and where every turn brings a new surprise that will leave you questioning your sanity? Trust us, this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re brave enough to explore its depths, you’ll be rewarded with unforgettable experiences that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come on, fellow gamers, join us on this wild ride and see just how f’d up a Minecraft server can truly be. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new level of insanity that you never knew existed.

JXL on Windows Minecraft SMP

AVIF, Digital Media, file conversion, file format, Graphic design, image compression, image optimization, image quality, JXL, lossless compression, Minecraft, multimedia, new technology, smp, software, Software Development, software updates, Technology, Updates, web development, windows, Windows compatibility.

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house-trained).

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

SpoiledBrat’sKitchen Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Chores, cleaning up, cooking for herself, entitled, entitled to food, entitled to soda, Frustration, home alone, locked in room, Minecraft, no responsibilities, refuse to cook, Server, spoiled brat, SpoiledBratsKitchen, upset parents., upset sister, Whining

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft without any spoiled brats demanding sandwiches or soda.

Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!

So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!

GetOffMyLawnCraft

adult children, Boundaries, Communication, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family time, generational differences, GetOffMyLawnCraft, grandchildren, home etiquette, Hosting, parenting, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, setting limits, visits, work-life balance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the personal space you crave? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of having family constantly invading your space, so we promise to keep them out of your virtual world.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.

So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Villages Defended:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7655	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Star Shards Collected:	169	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.