Mess MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

snatched, geomaxxing, religious families, CREEPERS, betrothed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

Shenanigans, #myguy, blocky, #haircutdisappointment, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

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OopsCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Mess Up… Or Can You?!

second guessing, Reflection 2. Relationship, Server, Emotional turmoil 3. Anxiety, OopsCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano? Easy peasy. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a magic carpet and explore the mystical lands of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve seen the madness that awaits you.

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Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL

zombie, blew it, fucked, Shot, apocalyptic scenario

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the world is so messed up that even the creepers are like, “Damn, that’s messed up.” Humanity had their chance and totally screwed it up, but hey, at least we have this server to escape to, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where the pigs have taken over and demand to be treated like royalty. The chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and the sheep are secretly plotting to overthrow the entire server. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the zombies break out into dance parties and the skeletons have a book club? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. And who doesn’t want to be filthy rich in a world that’s falling apart?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s see if we can survive the madness together. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly. Good luck!

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AztecDeathWhistleCraft – Where we blow whistles and mess with your mind!

mesoAmerican, Aztec death whistle, Mess, Unconventional, prank

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Aztec warrior and scare the living daylights out of normies with your death whistle at night. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they run for their lives while you laugh maniacally in the darkness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who control the economy with their vast potato farms. Join them in their quest for world domination and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft!

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TrashCraft: Where even the creepers clean up their mess! Join ‘Litterbug’ and see if you can survive the garbage heap!

Heap, online presence, Twitter profile, TrashCraft, naked man

Are you tired of playing on boring, bland Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the perfect server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the naked man has to delete his Twitter profile to avoid being exposed!

Our server is like no other, with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans happening around every corner. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll get into when you join us! So come on over and join in on the fun. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Re-emergence of Chaos: Now with extra mess but without the drama and tears! Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs.

Minecraft, PvP, Applied Energistics, Mess, Forestry

Features
24/7 Raiding
PvP Allowed (and encouraged!)
Custom curated modpack for mass destruction
Updated recipes for balance
3k x 3k World border in all dimensions
Fresh Wipe 04/04/2024
End Dimension wipes monthly
Active development team

Steps to joining
1. Search and download the modpack “Resurgence – Combat evolved”
2. Launch the modpack
3. Add the IP ‘play.mcresurgence.com’ to multiplayer menu

Minecraft version 1.12.2 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/resurgence-combat-evolved

Official discord: https://discord.gg/JmK3rSek

Mod list: Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal expansion, Tech Guns, Redstone Flux, ProjectRed, Extra Utilities 2, Buildcraft RF, AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, and more mods catering to a war-like experience (100+ mods and custom changes).

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacking, duping, and cheating are not allowed on the Resurgence server.

Can I play solo or do I have to interact with other players?

You can choose to play solo and focus on building and destruction, or you can join other players for PvP and teamwork.

How often does the End Dimension get wiped?

The End Dimension is wiped monthly on the Resurgence server.

What mods are included in the Resurgence modpack?

Some of the mods included are Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s Construct, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal Expansion, Tech Guns, and more.

GoldHeart Minecraft Server

Minecraft, GoldHeart, gracious, Selflessness, angelic

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for! Join us and become a part of a community where everyone has a heart of gold…literally!

On our server, you’ll find players who are so kind and generous that they literally have hearts made of gold. And no, we’re not talking about the in-game currency, we mean actual gold hearts beating in their chests. It’s a medical miracle!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what fantastical beast will cross your path next. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out sage advice on how to build the best structures.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow bridge!

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BlockyVirginityGone

first time, Personal, Maturity, Curiosity, sexual activity

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible! We’ve got creeper speed dating events, Enderman dance parties, and even a secret dungeon where you can battle the legendary Ender Dragon for a chance to win a date with a sexy villager! So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have a night to remember with our server?

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Pharaoh’s Payoff Minecraft Server

influence, Menendez, Foreign, Server, bribes

haha u wont believe wat happened on this server! so like, this dude Menendez was caught accepting bribes from Egypt and Qatar. but dont worry, u wont get in trouble for accepting bribes here! join our server and u can accept all the bribes u want, no judgement here! plus, we have a secret pyramid built by aliens that u can explore and find hidden treasures. so come join us and be a part of the bribery fun!

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