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  • Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

    Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

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    United Lands Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
    Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs.
    Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
    Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
    Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
    Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
    Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
    Can I see the server map? Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

    Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

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    CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

    Server Description
    Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server without being whitelisted? No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
    Are there any fees to play on this server? No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
    What kind of plugins does the server have? The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
    What are the rules of the server? The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

    Application Form

    Preferred name:
    Minecraft name:
    Discord name:
    Age:
    Country & Timezone:
    Reason for joining CampCraft:
    How active will you be?
    Other hobbies/games:

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoCleanCousinWatch

    NoCleanCousinWatch

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

    So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

    The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

    Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pay4UrKidsMess

    Pay4UrKidsMess

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

    Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

    Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

    So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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