Mess Minecraft Servers

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  • Melon Mess Makers

    Melon Mess Makers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

    Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafttomuck S3: Where the modded muck never ends! Start stirring today in this 18+ mess!

    Crafttomuck S3: Where the modded muck never ends! Start stirring today in this 18+ mess!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crafttomuck Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Type: Create mod focused SMP
    Rules: No griefing, no stealing, good vibes only
    Features: Creative server available for building/testing, upcoming Skyblock server Season 3
    Website: www.crafttomuck.com

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, you can apply through the discord linked on the website.
    What are the server rules? No griefing, no stealing, maintain good vibes.
    Are there different game modes available? Currently, there is a Create mod focused SMP and a Creative server. Skyblock Season 3 is coming soon.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Civ SMP: Where PvE and PvP collide in a chaotic mess of blocky battles and questionable diplomacy.

    Civ SMP: Where PvE and PvP collide in a chaotic mess of blocky battles and questionable diplomacy.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Civ SMP
    Version 1.15.2
    Features Jobs, Player ran shops, Dynmap
    Website http://37.59.95.141:8043/
    Discord https://discord.gg/ECzJVrEXc3
    Server IP 37.59.95.141:25572

    FAQ

    What is Civ SMP?

    Civ SMP is a new and upcoming minecraft 1:1500 earth server that features multiple methods to make money, such as jobs and player ran shops.

    How can I experience the Dynmap?

    You can view the dynmap we have configured to show all towns and nations on the map through http://37.59.95.141:8043/

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server directly through the IP: 37.59.95.141:25572

    Is Civ SMP a small community server?

    Yes, we are a small community and would appreciate if everyone who sees this checks out the server by joining the discord: https://discord.gg/ECzJVrEXc3

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HarlotCraft: Where even creepers know not to mess with you!

    HarlotCraft: Where even creepers know not to mess with you!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    And if you’re wondering what it means if a guy calls you a harlot on our server, well, it probably just means he’s jealous of your epic building skills and wants to challenge you to a build-off. So come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills while making new friends and enemies along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RadiateCraft: Where even creepers know better than to mess with our land claims

    RadiateCraft: Where even creepers know better than to mess with our land claims

    New Minecraft Servers

    GlowCraft Minecraft Server

    Discord https://discord.glowcraft.org
    Website https://www.glowcraft.org
    Java Server Port 25565
    Bedrock Server Port 19132

    Description

    GlowCraft is a laid-back Survival Multiplayer network with a focus on Economy and PvE.

    Main Features

      • Jobs
      • GlowQuest (Chapter 1 Beta)
      • Season 3 Elemental
      • Fully Player Run Economy
      • Chest Shops
      • Player Warps
      • In-Game Reward Shops
      • Vote Shop
      • Pinata Parties

    FAQs

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the Java server at Play.Glowcraft.org or the Bedrock server at the specified port.

    Are all in-game items obtainable through gameplay?

    Yes, everything in the game is obtainable through play, but there are options to advance with donations on the store.

    Can I trade and interact with other players in the game?

    Yes, GlowCraft offers a fully player-run economy with options to trade, sell, and buy items in-game.

    Are there regular updates and new features added to the server?

    Yes, the server is constantly being updated with new features and improvements to enhance gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hotdog Water: Where burnt weenies and salty tears mix into a chaotic mess!

    Hotdog Water: Where burnt weenies and salty tears mix into a chaotic mess!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hotdog Water Minecraft Server Overview

    Attribute Description
    Server Type Hardcore
    World Reset Vote for world reset on Discord
    Game Style Vanilla
    Features No random teleport, no TP to bed, no land claim
    Rules PVP, Griefing, and Fun allowed
    Prohibited Actions No cheating/hacking, no being a wiener

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I vote for a world reset?

    Join the Discord server and participate in the voting process.

    Are there any teleportation features on the server?

    No, there are no random teleport or TP to bed mechanisms in place.

    Can I claim land on the server?

    No, land claim is not allowed on the server.

    What are the rules regarding PVP and griefing?

    PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed on the server.

    What actions are prohibited on the server?

    Cheating/hacking and being a wiener are not allowed on the server.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can visit the server’s website at hotdogwater.dog or join the Discord server at discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB.

    Is there a video showcasing the server?

    Yes, you can watch a video about the server at youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Chaos: Don’t Mess with Steve

    Crafty Chaos: Don’t Mess with Steve

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

    Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.

    But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

    DerpyDeskCraft: Where even your furniture is confused!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!

    And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!

    So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

    MessyCraft: Where Chaos is King!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and Japanese women are SCARY! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and mischievous fun.

    On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.

    But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vicera’s Minecraft Mess – Clean-up Detail Edition

    Vicera’s Minecraft Mess – Clean-up Detail Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cleaning up after messy players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Vicera Clean-up Detail on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our world filled with explosive surprises and zany challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens that took over the entire world. But instead of panicking, our players banded together and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has magic portals that transport you to different dimensions, where you can battle unicorn zombies and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama that grants wishes to those who can tame it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP