Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
And if you’re wondering what it means if a guy calls you a harlot on our server, well, it probably just means he’s jealous of your epic building skills and wants to challenge you to a build-off. So come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills while making new friends and enemies along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!
Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.
But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your work desk after a wild party? Look no further!
Join our server and experience the madness that comes with friends and their family staying for 2 weeks. Who knows what kind of craziness they’ll bring to the game!
And don’t worry if you have to leave for 5 days due to work related travel – we’ll make sure your virtual desk doesn’t get jizzed on while you’re away!
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or under the jizz)!
On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and encounter all sorts of quirky characters. From ninja pandas to talking parrots, you never know what you’ll come across next.
But beware, the Japanese women on our server are not to be underestimated. They may seem sweet and innocent, but once you cross them, they’ll unleash their wrath in ways you never thought possible. So watch your back and tread carefully in their presence.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique mix of excitement, danger, and pure hilarity? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, when it comes to Japanese women, expect the unexpected!
Are you tired of cleaning up after messy players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Vicera Clean-up Detail on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our world filled with explosive surprises and zany challenges.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens that took over the entire world. But instead of panicking, our players banded together and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! Our server also has magic portals that transport you to different dimensions, where you can battle unicorn zombies and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama that grants wishes to those who can tame it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!
Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encountercreepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.
Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
But that’s not all! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano? Easy peasy. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a magic carpet and explore the mystical lands of our server.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve seen the madness that awaits you.
MCSugars is a survival multiplayer server with lots of features including a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw). You can also claim land and create your own player warps for your friends to come visit or create a chest shop at your warp and sell high demand items, try become the richest! This server is also Non-P2W. (includes a /free command so you can buy anything from /buy for free using your diamonds)
There is a resource world which has a world border of 10,000. There is a map-art world if you want to create cool map arts too!
There is also now a new creative server where you can create builds quickly in creative mode (and with world-edit too) and make a schematic for easier building on survival!
We’re a Hermitcraft like SMP, with a world just over two weeks old, and we’re looking for new players! If you’re looking for that ‘fresh’ but well run feel, we’re the server for you! New players will not feel out of place here, as it’s been a while for everyone, and we’re in a brand new discord and world and can’t wait to welcome you to the community!
– End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding ✅
– No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray ✅
– 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff ✅
– Optional Proximity Chat ✅
How to Apply
You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon!
PumpKraft is a modded minecraft community with a fresh new Factions RLCraft server! Fresh world, fresh loot and beautiful spawn area.
Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! https://discord.gg/pumpkraftServer Information:
Some of our added features are:
– Economy system: Jobs to pick from to earn money.
– Shop Signs: Ability to create your own shop and start selling items.
– Claiming Protection: Protect your base and gain claim blocks over time.
– Grief Protection: Customizable settings for your claim.
– Factions: Create a faction and grow your power overtime!
We always make an effort to keep this community positive and productive for everyone, and everyone is welcome!
Duality SMP is a survival multiplayer server similar to Hermitcraft in spirit: mostly vanilla with a few quality of life plug-ins; small and friendly community; group events / teamwork; shopping district, etc. We are community-run — major decisions, plugins/datapacks, updates, events, and server software are decided together, transparently. Admins have the same rank and voice as other Duality members.
We will be on 1.20.4 for Season 5!
In order to cultivate the best community we can, we collect and screen applications for new Dwellers, then decide together who to add to the whitelist for the next season.
We are entering our 5th season soon and will be performing a world-reset on July 1st, 2024 – on a fresh world – we’d love for you to join! Especially if you are trustworthy and work well in a team. Our players have a lot of freedom and we essentially use an honor system.
In the meantime we have a public SMP available for anyone to join! We are using a very similar setup to Hermitcraft Season 10, with a fabric server, the Simple Voice Chat mod, armor stands, vanillatweaks datapacks, etc. You only need a vanilla 1.20.4 minecraft client to join, but we also allow fabric modded clients with stuff like Litematica and MiniHUD.
Please feel free to join the discord and introduce yourself! We will be opening applications soon!
Primary IP: dualitysmp.net
You must join the discord and whitelist yourself in order to play on the temporary public server. (This is to keep out IP scanners, bots, and griefers). There are no other requirements, though.
Discord: https://discord.gg/eCtcpRUj
We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!
🌠 Player Shops!!
Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?
🪧 Spawn Protection!
We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!
🎉 Giveaways!
We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!
🆕Vanilla Plus!
Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!
❓Thus, why should you come along?
Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!
so basically me and my group of friends have gone through a cycle of starting up heavily modded SMP type servers with most of them dying out after only a few weeks. We’ve come up with various attempts to solve our inevitable server burnouts which is a situation I’m sure many of you can relate to.
And we’ve come up with a solution… by stripping back the game and harnessing the classic golden age mindset, by starting a vanilla server and just… playing the game without any massive preconceptions or goals or ideas.
The server started off pretty normally. A few of us sorta scattered in different directions and started building bases or whatever. But one of us decided right off the bat to create a lavacast at spawn… ok, why the fuck would you do that??
Well maybe we were all feeling a little bored of playing the game normally, because we started actually helping the guy expand the cobblestone lavacast since frankly it was kinda funny.
Well, this and that happened and we are now basically termites that live inside of a cobbblemonster that is slowly but surely growing due to our grueling efforts of placing down lava and water buckets respectively. It even got big enough to swallow an entire village which was basically casted by the descending lava. Sorta like one of those anthill videos on youtube.
If you’re looking for a chill, simple but gimmicky vanilla experience that hearkens back to the old MC days, feel free to join us. We don’t intend to grow that big or anything; we’re just a group of friends bein dudes inside of a stupid mass of cobblestone. God we hate it here. Fuck.
🤔Have you been looking for a HermitCraft type server that is still new? Well your in luck, Our server just opened!
About us
Magmacraft SMP is a new HermitCraft like server. We try and offer a great and fun community to engage with while maintaining a vanilla experience to the user (apart from a few datapacks toenhance the gameplay experience.
Although the server is fresh and we haven’t been online for long, we look forward to finding new members to make this community as awesome as it can be!
How to join?
Joining is quite easy! Follow the link on top of this post and join the discord server! From there we ask you to answer a few questions via an application. After we have received your application we will review it and whitelist you to the server if you made it in
(note: we are not too strict with the applications, we just want to find people that suit our server the best!)
What do we offer?
By joining our (awesome) SMP server, we offer you the following:
– Fun, Active and Nice community
– A 24/7 Running Minecraft Server
– HermitCraft like server with shopping district
– The best possible time!
🙌So what are you waiting for! Join our discord and make MagmaCraft SMP Awesome!!!🙌
Throughout is more than 4 year run, AZPBMD (A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door) has been a place for anyone who wants to try out NO HACKS ANARCHY to test their mettle. Mega builders, PVPers, and grifers alike come together to create a world full of surprises. From a Wither infested, lava filled spawn chasm to grand pyramids hundreds of blocks wide, you never know what you might come across here. Curious to see what it’s all about? Join us and you can do anything you want, the only limit is yourself!
Server info:
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.
Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.
