Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.

Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.

We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.

If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.

So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4341	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Votes:	6942

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	5363
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!

Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3636
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

GoldenAge SMP

Server Info
Server Type	SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Whitelist	Exclusive whitelist-only

Overview

The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24

This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!

Public Community Event

We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!

No whitelisting required!

Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI

Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/

Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.
What is the theme of the server?	The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history.
Is there a public community event happening?	Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

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