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CraftyCreeperz – Where every day is like your birthday… turning 25 tomorrow!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	468
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further than our server! We guarantee to pop your Minecraft cherry in the most epic way possible. Our players are so skilled, they’ll have you saying “Diamonds are a player’s best friend” in no time. Join us and say goodbye to your virgin anxieties, and hello to a whole new world of blocky pleasure. Who needs a whore when you have our server to show you the ropes?

Manly Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ores Mined:	873
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now!

Valid or Not Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Potions Brewed:	76
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	861231
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	9372
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8824	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	5893	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2619	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!