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PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!

#pikachu, Anime, bakers, baking, baking community, baking inspiration, baking skills, baking supplies, Charmander, creative baking, jigglypuff, Master, PokeBakeCraft, pokemon, Pokemon bakers, Pokemon fandom., Pokemon fans, Pokemon merchandise, Pokemon trainers, Pokemon-themed desserts, squirtle, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pokemon are our bakers! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine Charmander baking you a delicious cake with his fiery tail, or Pikachu using his electric powers to whip up some tasty pastries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Squirtle. He’s got the moves like Jagger and will teach you how to dance like a pro.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our treasure hunt led by the legendary Mewtwo. He’ll guide you through dangerous dungeons filled with rare loot and epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

Alt-Right, Bigotry, coalburners, Conservatives, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, internet trolls, lol, POL, Political Correctness, racers, racism, redditors, riceburners, seethe, Sensitive, social media, triggering, white nationalists, Whites, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ores Mined:	1923
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

#youtube, Bocchi, Cool, cool interests, CraftyGF, cute, cute gf, Days, feeling good, Loneliness, MANIFESTING, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting future, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting love, manifesting partner, manifesting relationships, manifesting success, meets, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, Server, Single life

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface

Anime, Arakawa, Authors, Crafty, Creators, debatable quality, female mangakas, grander scheme, History, Industry, kui, Manga, McCraftface, measurable capacity, Naoko, Pedestal, Relevant, unimportant

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Pixel Pervs & Creepers

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CREEPERS, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, FlashGames, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Milk Plant, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchantments Applied:	100	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

– Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

– Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

– And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

Bigotry, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, dress, Everyones, Eyeballs, FAGGOT, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, intolerance, LGBTQ, man, man in a dress, ManlyCraft, nonstop, offensive, prejudice, Wigs

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6196	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

ambitious, bold, branding, challenge, Company, cowards, Crafty, Creative, dream job, funny, Gaming, humor, IMMEDIATELY, Marketing, mascot, Proposal, Request, spokesperson, Square Enix, video games, Wife, wife goals

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	229
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

action RPG, Being, Bosses, Challenging, Combat, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FANTASY, fiber, Finish, FromSoftware, Frustration, Game, Gaming, GOD, hate, Immersive, Miyazaki, open world, RAGE, things, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

Democracy, elections, Governance, Government, legislation, MAYHEM, Minecraft, PIXEL, policy making, political analysis, political behavior, political consequences, political culture, political discourse, political implications, political influence, political parties, Political power, political science, political theory, Politics, public opinion, society

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	156	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	93	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary code, anniversary show, arrival soon, be with commander, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, gacha, Game Download, General Info, Ios, kingdom celebration, Land Eater, Livestream, lolz, Mission Pass, new players, Optimization, PC, Server, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!