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CraftyWarriors – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, MESA, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9538

Welcome to our Mesa edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave warrior ventured into the depths of the Nether and emerged with a diamond sword so powerful, it could slay dragons with a single swing. Legend has it that this sword is still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting for a worthy player to claim it as their own.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can find their way to this hidden paradise and claim the riches that lie within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Animals Bred:	177
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6018

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crops Grown:	6977	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	3211

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	600	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.