Merz MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

Minecraft, germany, world leaders, Ukraine, united states

LOL YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE DRAMA AND POLITICS OF THE REAL WORLD? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY ARE BFFS AND THEY BUILD A GIANT WHITE HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

GERMANY’S MERZ IS LIKE, “YEAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, THEY’RE JUST TROLLING THE REAL WORLD WITH THEIR DELIBERATE ESCALATION OF CRAZYNESS!”

COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY WHITE HOUSE, OR MAYBE A GIANT TACO MADE OF REDSTONE! WHO KNOWS WHAT MADNESS WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON THIS INSANE SERVER!

JOIN NOW AND ESCAPE TO A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY HOLDING HANDS AND SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD OF CREEPERS! LET’S GET WEIRD, MINECRAFTERS!

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MerzCraft2021: No US, Just Blocks!

US, Angela Merkel, international relations, Pivot, blocks

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, the german election victor merz plays on it and he’s gonna pivot from the US cuz he’s too busy building epic castles and stuff on our server.

join us for a chance to battle merz in a epic pvp showdown, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (not real ones, duh).

our server is so lit, even the coalition talks in germany are being put on hold cuz everyone is too busy crafting and mining with us.

come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. yeah, you heard that right. come see for yourself, if you dare.

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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

PostWar, CSU, Server, Merz, result..

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build the biggest, baddest castles in alllll the landddd. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the nether realm where u can battle evil creepers and zombies.

our community is lit af, with players from all over the world coming together to conquer dungeons and slay the ender dragon. we even have a secret society of llama farmers who trade rare items for emeralds.

if u join now, u will be crowned king/queen of the server and have the power to banish any player who dares to challenge ur rule. plus, we have a disco party every friday night in the virtual world where we dance until the sun comes up.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s show those far right conservatives who’s boss in this virtual world of madness and mayhem.

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MerzCraft: Defend Europe!

european union, Defence, US, Europe, leadership

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this dude Merz, who’s all about Europe being, like, independent and stuff. and, like, on this server, we’re all about independence too, but, like, in Minecraft, ya feel me? we’re building a whole new world, man, where we don’t need no US to defend us. come join us and be part of this epic journey to Minecraft independence, bro! it’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

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MerzCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Democracy, european politics, election results, Government

lol u know what else is winning? our minecraft server! like, u gotta join cuz we got merz’s conservatives running the show and they are like, so pro at building stuff! they built a whole castle out of diamonds and emeralds, can u believe it? also, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a bird. no joke, u can soar through the skies and look down on all the peasants below. plus, our server is so lit that even the exit polls are saying it’s the best one out there. so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, get in on the fun and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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NukeCraft: Merz’s Euro Umbrella

International security, germany, military defense, French nuclear umbrella, nuclear proliferation

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well guess what, we got nuclear umbrellas from france and britain to protect us from creepers and zombies! join now and be safe from all da dangers in da game! plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, u gotta find it tho cuz it’s hidden real good. trust me, u won’t regret joining dis server, it’s da bomb! literally, cuz of da nuclear umbrellas lol.

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NATO-End Minecraft Server

geopolitical tensions, united states, Protection, SECURITY, nato

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where you can build walls around your base to protect it from trump trying to end nato protection. merz from germany is like, “yo, you gotta join this server to be prepared for the chaos that’s coming.”

we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.

join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

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MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

transformation, Warning, opinion, society, Identity

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Merkels, MAYHEM, Government, immigration, elections

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

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UkrainianTerritoryWars

international relations, Merz, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, territorial disputes

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

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