Merz – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyClash Minecraft Server

clash, Conflict, CraftyClash, deliberate escalation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, germany, Government, international relations, Meeting, Merz, Minecraft, Politics, Server, summit, Tension, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world leaders, zelenskyy

LOL YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE DRAMA AND POLITICS OF THE REAL WORLD? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY ARE BFFS AND THEY BUILD A GIANT WHITE HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

GERMANY’S MERZ IS LIKE, “YEAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, THEY’RE JUST TROLLING THE REAL WORLD WITH THEIR DELIBERATE ESCALATION OF CRAZYNESS!”

COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY WHITE HOUSE, OR MAYBE A GIANT TACO MADE OF REDSTONE! WHO KNOWS WHAT MADNESS WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON THIS INSANE SERVER!

JOIN NOW AND ESCAPE TO A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY HOLDING HANDS AND SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD OF CREEPERS! LET’S GET WEIRD, MINECRAFTERS!

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MerzCraft2021: No US, Just Blocks!

Angela Merkel, blocks, cdu, Christian Democratic Union, coalition talks, Diplomacy, election victor, european union, German election, germany, Government, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft2021, Pivot, policy making, political strategy, Politics, transatlantic relations., US, Victor

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, the german election victor merz plays on it and he’s gonna pivot from the US cuz he’s too busy building epic castles and stuff on our server.

join us for a chance to battle merz in a epic pvp showdown, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (not real ones, duh).

our server is so lit, even the coalition talks in germany are being put on hold cuz everyone is too busy crafting and mining with us.

come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. yeah, you heard that right. come see for yourself, if you dare.

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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, cdu, conservative party, CSU, election, Europe, far right, far-right party, German conservatives, germany, Government, historical, KrautCraft, leadership, Merz, Minecraft, nationalist, Politics, PostWar, result.., right wing, Server, Victory

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build the biggest, baddest castles in alllll the landddd. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the nether realm where u can battle evil creepers and zombies.

our community is lit af, with players from all over the world coming together to conquer dungeons and slay the ender dragon. we even have a secret society of llama farmers who trade rare items for emeralds.

if u join now, u will be crowned king/queen of the server and have the power to banish any player who dares to challenge ur rule. plus, we have a disco party every friday night in the virtual world where we dance until the sun comes up.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s show those far right conservatives who’s boss in this virtual world of madness and mayhem.

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MerzCraft: Defend Europe!

Angela Merkel, conservative party, Defence, DEFEND, election, Europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Military, nato, Politics, SECURITY, transatlantic relations., US, winner

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this dude Merz, who’s all about Europe being, like, independent and stuff. and, like, on this server, we’re all about independence too, but, like, in Minecraft, ya feel me? we’re building a whole new world, man, where we don’t need no US to defend us. come join us and be part of this epic journey to Minecraft independence, bro! it’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

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MerzCraft Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, cdu, conservative party, Conservatives, CSU, current events, Democracy, election results, european politics, exit poll, German election, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Minecraft, News, opposition, Politics, polling station, Server, Victory, Voting

lol u know what else is winning? our minecraft server! like, u gotta join cuz we got merz’s conservatives running the show and they are like, so pro at building stuff! they built a whole castle out of diamonds and emeralds, can u believe it? also, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a bird. no joke, u can soar through the skies and look down on all the peasants below. plus, our server is so lit that even the exit polls are saying it’s the best one out there. so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, get in on the fun and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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NukeCraft: Merz’s Euro Umbrella

arms control, British nuclear umbrella, defense policy, defense strategy, EURO, european union, foreign relations, French nuclear umbrella, Geopolitics, germany, global security, International security, Merz, Merzs, military alliances, military defense, national security, nato, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, political decisions, Umbrella

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well guess what, we got nuclear umbrellas from france and britain to protect us from creepers and zombies! join now and be safe from all da dangers in da game! plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, u gotta find it tho cuz it’s hidden real good. trust me, u won’t regret joining dis server, it’s da bomb! literally, cuz of da nuclear umbrellas lol.

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NATO-End Minecraft Server

Defense, defense spending, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, global affairs, international relations, Merz, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATOEnd, Politics, Protection, SECURITY, Server, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, Warning

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where you can build walls around your base to protect it from trump trying to end nato protection. merz from germany is like, “yo, you gotta join this server to be prepared for the chaos that’s coming.”

we got crazy events where trump tries to invade your base with his army of chickens, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword.

join now and show trump that you ain’t scared of no wall-destroying maniac. let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

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MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

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UkrainianTerritoryWars

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German politics, international relations, Merz, nato, opposition leader, peace negotiations, political statements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkrainianTerritoryWars, war rhetoric

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

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Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft SMP

BF, Boyfriend, Disappointment, emotions, film choices, Halloween, Horror, horror genre, horror movies, love, Men, movie preferences, October, Preferences, relationships, rings of power, sad, Sad_BF_NoHorror_Minecraft, scary movies, smp, Spooky season, thriller films

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s weird movie choices! We promise no rings of power here, just endless fun and adventure in a world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll encounter. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure chests. So leave your boyfriend and his boring movie preferences behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, 4th Anniversary Celebration, amiami, anniversary, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, Bluetooth, collaboration, earbuds, Figure, gawr gura, GGG, hololive, Hololivepro, Holomyth Earbuds, merch, Minecraft, pop up parade, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, Vtuber, Youtooz figure

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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Magic Girl’s Minecraft SMP Storytime

Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Cute girls, Emotional journey, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, friendship, Girls, Heartwarming, It’s tea time, light novel, Magic, Magic School, magical creatures, Magical Girl, Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta Onnanoko no Hanashi, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, school life, slice of life, smp, storytime, Supernatural powers, tea ceremony, witchcraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must drink tea while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the tea leaves hold mystical powers that will enhance your building skills and give you the luck of a thousand rabbits.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.

So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!

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Narvania Minecraft server

Account.., banner, banner-lazy, dreams, Lazy, LICENSED, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Narvania, pirated, player, Possibilities, Server, server description, server image, Servers, Storage, unique story, world

Narvaniya is a server where dreams come true, and each player becomes part of a unique story in a world of limitless possibilities. The server is pirated, that is, you can log in from a licensed and pirated account.

narvania.fun

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Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.

So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

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No Hate Minecraft SMP

acceptance, anti-racism, BIAS, compassion, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, hate, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, love for all, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, smp, social justice, stop hating minorities, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

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Safe Poland Minecraft Server

anti-American, Anti-establishment, anti-EU, anti-German, anti-NATO, anti-Western, CONSERVATIVE, eastern europe, elections, foreign relations, Minecraft, nationalist, nationalistic, next elections, Party, patriotism, Poland, political party, pro-Russian, Safe, Safe Poland, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Voting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

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Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

Compliment, Country, Courtesy, culture, customer service, Etiquette, Friendly, good morning, HAT, Kindness, MAAM, Manners, Minecraft, nod, Polite, Region, Respect, Shirt, Sir, smp, southern hospitality, thank you, tradition, WAVE

Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

Our upcoming extractions include a showdown with the elusive ID & E.G.O, so get ready to flex your Minecraft skills like never before. And don’t forget to download the tutorial, because trust us, you’re gonna need it.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

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Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

admitting., amazing phenomenon, corpo drones, Corpos, Cultural differences, EN curse, Entertainment, EOP, holoEN, HoloEns, hololive, indies, lack, lack of professionalism, language barrier, learn Japanese, Minecraft, normal, Online Community, Professionalism, smp, sophism, virtual idols, Vtubers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

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