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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

UkrainianTerritoryWars

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German politics, international relations, Merz, nato, opposition leader, peace negotiations, political statements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkrainianTerritoryWars, war rhetoric

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6824
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

afd, Allowed, billionaire, Candidate, chancellor, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, dw, election, German, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Musk, opposition, Politics, Slammer, Slams, Stance, Statement, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

UnstableFamilyMC Server

family conflict, family drama, family lawsuit, family relationships, family tension, financial stress, Home ownership, home renovation, legal agreement, legal battle, property appraisal, property dispute, property inheritance, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, Server, stay away order, threatening behavior, trust agreement, unstable family member, UnstableFamilyMC

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Votes:	9762	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous terrain, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even encounter a crazy Aunt character who’s out for revenge (just kidding…or are we?).

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your frustrations in a healthy, virtual way. Plus, with all the backstabbing and betrayal happening in your real life, why not add some more in-game drama for good measure?

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama while trying to survive in a pixelated world. See you in the game!

CraftyGiftCardSplitter

aita, asking, BF, bill, birthday dinner, Breakup, christmas, Contractor, CraftyGiftCardSplitter, credit card, dessert, gift card, in-laws, lobster tail, Meal, orders, Pay, reconciled, Share, SIL, Splurge, steakhouse, surf and turf

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and enjoy some good old-fashioned fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity.

Join now and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and battle evil mobs with your friends. Who needs expensive steakhouse dinners when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

Don’t be like SIL and her BF, splurging on surf and turf when you can have a blast on our server for free! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

BlockyBordello

BlockyBordello, consent, decriminalization, economic necessity, empowerment, Ethics, Exploitation, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Legality, morality, personal choice, prostitution, public health, Regulation, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, social justice, societal views, stigma

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchantments Applied:	73	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where we have a thriving economy based on…prostitution! That’s right, trade your diamonds for a good time with our virtual villagers. But be careful, creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for!

Join our server for a wild time filled with scandalous deals, shady characters, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the red light district of our pixelated world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get freaky in Minecraft!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, ambulance, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, Conflict, grandmother, idf, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Raid, serious offence, Server, Tragedy, VIOLATION, violation of human rights, war crime

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	308	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, the admins are so wild, they once used an ambulance in a raid and accidentally killed a grandma. like, oops! but hey, that just shows how unpredictable and chaotic this server is, right? you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for a wild ride and maybe you’ll be the next victim of their crazy antics! lolz!

BrinkOfBlockCraft

Address, Agreement, biden, BRINK, BrinkOfBlockCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Deal, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Tension, Truce, united states

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	200

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GAZA CEASEFIRE BUT WITHOUT THE DRAMA. BIDEN WOULD TOTALLY JOIN IF HE WAS INTO MINECRAFT. COME BUILD BLOCKS INSTEAD OF BOMBS. WE PROMISE NO EXPLOSIONS, JUST CREEPERS. JOIN NOW BEFORE BIDEN STEALS YOUR DIAMONDS. #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #BIDENLOVESBLOCKS

Dark Room Delight

abandoned spaces, Architecture, city, Curiosity, Dark, Dark Room, DELIGHT, Exploration, foot traffic, forgotten places, heatmap, hidden gems, least-visited room, Mystery, room, Urban, urban decay, urban design, urban development, urban history, Urban planning, urban-exploration

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	80
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, have you ever wondered what’s hiding in the darkest, dankest room of a city? Well, on our server, we got a secret room that’s so dark, even the mobs are scared to go in! Legend has it, the last person who entered never came out… But hey, that just adds to the mystery, right?

Join our server and be the first to uncover the secrets of the forbidden room! Who knows what treasures (or monsters) lie within? Plus, if you survive the challenge, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and test your luck in the darkest room of all time!

Gold Nano Rods Fight Cancer

biomedical engineering, breakthrough treatment, Cancer, cancer cells, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Fight, fight cancer, GOLD, Gold Nanorods, immune system, Immunological response, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Nano, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, oncology, rods, Tumor Cells, tumor targeting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, listen up! This server is like those gold nanorods waking up your immune system to fight cancer, but instead of cancer, we’re fighting boredom! Join us and let your immune system of fun and creativity wake up and kick some butt in the Minecraft world!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your sanity, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot.

Our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where everyone is constantly pranking each other and building ridiculous structures just for the lols.

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s kick some virtual butt together! Who needs cancer when you can have this much fun?!

OnionCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, survival game modes Java Bedrock grief claims keep-inventory plugin-based mods IP upcoming server community friendly events economy shop server rules online players custom builds server features

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3812
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	284
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2065	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to Onioncraft, we are an upcoming server. Here we are very laid back and include many game modes.

The server runs on version 1.20.4, For now the server is Java only however we will support Bedrock in the next month. Survival is one of our biggest modes, including no grief with claims and keep-inventory on.

This is a fully plugin-based server with no mods to install, just import the IP and you’re ready to go!

Come join us!!

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ShadowBorne

bedrock, Crates, Discord, Events, Experience, java, join now, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, online store, PvP, Ranks, ShadowBorne, smp, Survival, Website

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

ShadowBorne is a cross-play Minecraft Lifesteal Survival server for Java 1.21 and Bedrock. Features include PvP, events, crates, and more. Support is available on the server’s Discord and website. On its website, you’ll also find an online store where you can buy ranks and keys. Come get the full ShadowBorne Lifesteal SMP experience! Join now!

Discord: https://discord.gg/t4xWJ3fPDR

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Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Cities, description, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, image, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Pets, Rating, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	4748	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5993
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Void Gems Collected:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

The server owner “” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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