BlockyBunk: Where Creepers Are Actually Friendly

BlockyBunk, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, debunked myths, discovery, education, educational development, educational system, enlightenment, false teachings, Friendly, growth, knowledge, learning experiences, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, old wives tales, traditional teachings, unlearning, Urban Legends

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Chimeras Created:	1

Remember when your mom told you that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach? Well, she was wrong about that, just like she was wrong about this Minecraft server being just like any other server out there.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by a herd of zombie llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that can fly you to the edge of the Minecraft world and back.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!

Fun, SelfDestructing, TrashCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	111	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of FUN and MADNESS. like, we got this new ‘living plastic’ that self-destructs once it’s thrown away, how INSANE is that? imagine building a house out of this stuff and then BOOM it explodes when u try to get rid of it. it’s like a real-life action movie in minecraft, except u get to respawn and do it all over again. join now for the wildest ride of ur life, u won’t regret it (maybe).

PiCraft: String Theory Goof

accidentally, Astrophysics, discovery, Find, Goof, mathematical constants, mathematical equations, Mathematical Formulas, Mathematics, New Formula, PHYSICS., pi, Pi Approximation, Picraft, quantum physics, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, String, String Theorists, theoretical physics, theory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! SO BASICALLY, A BUNCH OF STRING THEORISTS WERE MESSING AROUND AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW FORMULA FOR PI. LIKE WHAT EVEN?! SO NOW, THEY DECIDED TO CREATE A MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!

Seraph’s Not-So-Serene Safari! No Square Brackets Allowed, OK? 1.21 Vanilla+ Java Fabric 16+

Active Staff, Allowed, apply to join, Brackets, commitment to Vanilla, Community Based, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Events, Fabric, java, Land claiming, mature audience, Minimal Lag, NotSoSerene, proximity chat, quality-of-life enhancements, rollback griefing, rules, Safari, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Small Community, Square, Vanilla, voice chat, World Map

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4821	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/toms-hardware/">Minecraft Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Join Seraph’s Wild, a semi-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience. Events are held regularly, rules are strictly enforced, and quality of life enhancements are included in the game!

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple! Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Features

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with other players in-game
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Integration between Discord and Minecraft chat
Small community	Close-knit group of players
Active staff	Helpful moderators and administrators
Commitment to vanilla	Staying true to the vanilla Minecraft experience
Enforced Rules	Strict enforcement of server rules
No land claiming	Rollback griefing prevention
Minimal Lag	Optimized server performance
Custom Advancements	Additional challenges for players

FAQ

How can I join Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server?

To join, simply join our Discord server and follow the application process.

What are the server rules?

The rules are strictly enforced and can be found in the Discord server or in-game.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server has measures in place to prevent and rollback griefing incidents.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server is semi-vanilla and requires players to adhere to the vanilla gameplay experience.

Pass2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4294	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Zombie Dances:	7	Crops Grown:	3459
Players Killed by Monsters:	3580	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most legendary, most mind-blowing server in the entire universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ancient martial arts skills. So what are you waiting for? Buy a pass and join the fun, goyim!

JobHunterMinecraftSMP

Economy, employment, Frustration, interviews, job application, job competition, job hunting, job insecurity, Job Interview, job market, job offer, job qualifications, job requirements, Job salary, job satisfaction, Job Search, job stress, JobHunterMinecraftSMP, minimum wage, society, wage gap

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.

But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.

So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

CraftyConundrum

bittersweet, car troubles, college move-in, communication breakdown, CraftyConundrum, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, ex-wife drama, family milestones, family only, handling conflict, immature behavior, motorcycle vs truck, navigating relationships, new boyfriend, parental responsibilities, personal choices, saying goodbye, setting boundaries, son leaving for college, special moment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a college dorm room for your blocky adventures, but with less drama (hopefully). Join us and escape the real world where ex-wives bring their new boyfriends to college move-ins and cause chaos. Build your own virtual family with us and never worry about immature behavior ruining your special moments. Plus, we have motorcycles! Just kidding, it’s Minecraft. But seriously, join us and leave the real-life drama behind.

LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP

career advancement, career development, Challenges, coffee addiction, Decision making, Financial Stability, ISOLATION, job satisfaction, LoneJavaTriplePay, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, personal growth, productivity, remote work, Risk-taking, salary increase, self reliance, smp, work conditions, work environment, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

dejected, depression, Despair, despondent, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, Loneliness, Melancholy, mental health, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, SadVibesCraft, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, Troubled, unhappiness, Upset

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6521	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

PutinInPixelLand

arrest, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, foreign ministry, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, mongolia, Politics, putin, PutinInPixelLand, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Visit, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!

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