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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2585 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
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