Our server is the only place where you can experience the true craziness of omnireality, where everything else is just fake and schizophrenic in comparison. Join us as we merge Heaven into our world and resurrect the Garden of Eden for some true everlasting paradise.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of our omnitime family, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a jealous transvestite demon mod or two)!
You’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time, impressing all the digital ladies with your mad crafting skills.
Plus, our server has the most lit parties this side of the Nether, so you’ll never be bored while you’re looking for love in all the right blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest for love and loot in the most bonkers Minecraft server around!
Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated debate with your spouse about parenting styles, when suddenly you’re transported to a world where chores don’t exist and kids can drive cars with their learner’s permit.
On our server, your 16-year-old son can work a part-time job on weekends, go to school during the week, and still have time to fold laundry and take out the trash (or not, because who needs chores anyway?).
But beware, there may be some angry spouses lurking around, demanding that your virtual son stick to his chores. But don’t worry, we believe in parenting with grace and understanding, so you can focus on the important things like building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.
So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a hilarious escape from everyday drama, join our server now! Who needs chores when you can have this much fun?
But wait, there’s more. We also have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And our admin is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat. He’s like the coolest chicken you’ll ever meet, trust me. Plus, we have an annual llama race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT. It’s literally the most explosive prize ever.
So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and join in on all the wacky adventures, come join our Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be a total blast, I swear. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, you won’t regret it!
SEASON ONE IS PLANNED TO RELEASE SOON! We’re currently working on Skyblock and will hopefully be releasing soon! We’re excited to have you on for Season 1, and while things are looking up for us internally, we’re hoping you enjoy the server as much as we have making it.
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This is a normal SMP server with teams and PvP, featuring wars, epic battles, and intense action. The server has just started, and the competition is heating up quickly! Players can form alliances, conquer territories, and engage in large-scale battles for dominance. With constant PvP action, strategic warfare, and exciting end fights, there’s never a dull moment. It’s a dynamic environment where only the strongest teams will thrive, and every battle could change the course of the war. Jump in now and be part of the action as the server grows and evolves!
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| IP | 4.236.161.17 |
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| Port | 19132 |
The only rule? No hacking. We value a level playing field, so if you’re caught hacking, you’ll be permanently added to our ban list. Beyond that, it’s an open-world free-for-all where your skills, strategies, and cunning are the only limits.
Forge alliances, build empires, or go solo as the ultimate rogue. Whether you want to dominate the server with massive builds, set ingenious traps for your enemies, or just explore and survive, the choice is yours. Dive into a landscape where danger lurks around every corner and trust is a rare commodity.
Our server offers a fresh map, untamed lands, and countless opportunities for you to make your mark. Will you become a feared raider, a legendary builder, or the king of the wilds? There’s only one way to find out!
So grab your gear, bring your best strategies, and jump in. Your Bedrock adventure begins now. We can’t wait to see what chaos you bring to the table!
See you in the wild!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any rules other than no hacking? | There are no additional rules on our server. Enjoy the freedom to play as you wish! |
| Can I team up with other players? | Yes, you can forge alliances with other players to survive and thrive in the wild. |
| What do I do if I encounter a hacker? | Please report any suspected hackers to our server admins for investigation. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | Yes, players are free to destroy or damage other players’ builds in the spirit of anarchy gameplay. |
| Can I build anywhere on the map? | Yes, you are free to build wherever you like on our untamed lands. |