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MysticCraft Land 1.20.6

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4134	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar rush, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can be a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, a demanding mistress, or even a hypnotic cuttlefish!

And get this, the content on this server is so spicy, it’s like eating a ghost pepper dipped in hot sauce while riding a rollercoaster! You can watch SFW streams on YouTube, listen to lewd audios on Patreon, or check out some exclusive content on Fansly. Plus, there’s a Discord server where you can get notifications, but no interacting with the girls allowed.

Oh, and did I mention that all the talents on this server are in a relationship? With me, of course! So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Minecraft SMP – VAllure General

Adult, asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Discord, FAQ, Friends, gen 1, general, greentext, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, Schedule, Shibi Cottonbum, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is filled with a colorful cast of characters, from the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, and even the Dorky Yandere. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every moment an adventure.

But that’s not all! We have transparent head cutouts, hypnotic cuttlefish, and even a Mistress who demands your attention at all times. You won’t find a dull moment on this server, that’s for sure.

So why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. Talk about commitment, am I right? Plus, where else are you going to find a group of Vtubers focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane world. Join us now and buckle up for a wild ride unlike any other!

Menace II Society Minecraft Server

ASMR VODs, Azura Dulait, Current and upcoming streams, Dorky Yandere, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Gen 1: Indulge, Greentext Archive, Hex Maniac, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Menace, Menace II Society Edition, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, society, Stronny Cuttles, transparent head cutouts, Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive, VAllure, VAllure FAQ, VAllure Friends, VAllure Links, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Welcome to the most scandalous and seductive Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as the Menace II Society Edition, is filled with a cast of characters that will leave you begging for more.

Join us for a wild ride with Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who will make your crops grow like never before. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

Immy Bisou is our resident Hex Maniac, casting spells and potions to make your Minecraft experience even more magical. And don’t forget about Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will do anything to protect you, even if it means going a little crazy.

But watch out for Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, who will have you mining for diamonds until the cows come home. And if you dare to challenge Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish, be prepared to be mesmerized by his underwater powers.

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner, so you better watch out for some drama! See you in the Minecraft world of madness and mayhem!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

Adult, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, Corpo, discord server, FAQ, gen 1, general, Greentext Archive, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Previous thread, relationships, Schedule, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4500	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your teenage emo phase? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	973
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3299

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

”/BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP”

Adult, asmr, Azura Dulait, BlockyBanter, choc, Corpo, Discord, FAQ, Friends, gen 1, greentext, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Previous thread, relationships, Schedule, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	552974	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

In this server, you’ll have to do everything around here because, well, everyone else is too busy causing chaos and mayhem. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll be the one holding everything together while the rest of us are off on some ridiculous quest.

But don’t worry, we have a talented group of Vtuber Corpos to keep you entertained while you grind away. From the Fertility Goddess to the Dorky Yandere, these characters will add a whole new level of insanity to your Minecraft experience.

And if you’re wondering if any of the talents are in a relationship, the answer is yes – they’re all in a relationship with the server owner! So come join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, when things get crazy, you’re the one who has to save the day!

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adult, asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Discord, FAQ, Friends, greentext, head cutouts, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, indulge, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, relationships, schedules, script, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4396	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	1187	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the virtual world when suddenly, a Fertility Goddess appears and grants you the power to spawn unlimited diamonds! But wait, there’s more! A Feral Polar Bear challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of enchanted armor. And don’t even get me started on the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into chickens with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs, even if it means sacrificing herself in a lava pit. And let’s not forget about the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make you forget all your worries with just one gaze.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find love with one of our talented Vtubers. Just remember, all relationships are with the server owner, so hands off!

‘MineVag SMP – VAllure Adventures’

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	5243
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as adorable as a baby panda riding a unicorn? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest thing since baby Yoda! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those creepers sneaking up on you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of feral polar bears who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that all of our players are in a committed relationship with the server owner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

CraftyVAllure – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to the most scandalous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server, where we have the most outrageous and wild stories to tell.

Ever looked away for 5 minutes and come back to find your whole world turned upside down? Well, that’s just a regular day on our server! Our players are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant statues of fertility goddesses to taming feral polar bears and hypnotic cuttlefish.

But that’s not all – we have a whole cast of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From dorky yanderes to hex maniacs, our server is filled with unique personalities that will make you laugh until you cry.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry – all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. So you know you’re in good hands!

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Animals Bred:	188	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Love Letters Sent:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Animals Bred:	88	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	295	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7891	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Emeralds Found:	6949

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	956	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!