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BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

ARMS, Arms Trading, Black Market, BoutCraft, Business, crime, criminal enterprise, Emporium, global security, illegal, international relations, Merchant of Death, money laundering, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, trafficking, united nations, Victor Bout, weapons, wsj

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mines Excavated:	4590
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Burnout, career, Company, cousin, CousinCraft, founded company, funding, hedge fund, interview, junior designer, lead designer, little cousin, Minecraft, New Grad, OFFENDED, refusing, Role, Sensitive, Server, software engineer, Trust, unprofessional, Workplace

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4603
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Emeralds Found:	8193	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make your own seem tame in comparison.

Picture this: a software engineer turned entrepreneur, with a cousin who constantly roasts his career choices. When the entrepreneur’s company is hiring for a lead designer, guess who applies? That’s right, the cousin! And the drama unfolds as the entrepreneur’s uncle tries to convince him to hire her, citing the company’s funding as a reason. But our entrepreneur isn’t having any of it, standing his ground and refusing to hire someone who can’t even say a nice thing about his company.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama and workplace shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have this server to keep you entertained? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

emotional, family, family drama, favorite child, InfertileStevesWeddingDrama, infertility, infertility awareness, infertility joke, infertility journey, infertility pain, infertility sensitivity, infertility stigma, infertility struggle, infertility support, ivf, JOKE, LEAVING, Sensitive, sister’s wedding, Struggle, wedding speech

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Mines Excavated:	2860
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, death, epitaph, eternal rest, Farewell, final words, Funeral, Goodbye, gravestone, headstone, last wishes, Legacy, life reflections, memorial, memorialization, mortality, Remembrance, RespawnedInMinecraftSMP, resting place

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	4391	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

RedFlagCraft

biggest red flag, hindsight is 20/20, ignored warning signs, overlooked red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in love, RedFlagCraft, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, trust your instincts, warning signs in relationships

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate red-flag paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mysterious glitches, and questionable decisions.

Forget about boring old rules and regulations – on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend our explosive specter? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our red-flag server today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, criticism, debate, Dictatorship, economics, feud, Government, human graveyard, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroVsMilei, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, rhetoric, Server, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Star Shards Collected:	270	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the epic battle between Milei and Maduro but in blocky form. we got crazy pvp battles that will make u feel like u in the middle of a political showdown. build ur own human graveyard (jk that’s dark) and show off ur building skills. join now and be part of the drama, just without the real life consequences. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s on u.

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain stems, Brainy, cognitive disorders, cognitive impairment, developmental disabilities, down syndrome, genetic disorders, Implications, medical science, neurobiology, neurodegenerative diseases, neurodevelopment, neuroimaging, neurology, pathology, research, Syndrome, Unique

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	137	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dimension Hops:	0

Windpress is a fictional publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality, environmentally-friendly books. With a focus on sustainability and social responsibility, Windpress is committed to reducing their carbon footprint and promoting eco-friendly practices in the publishing industry. Their mission is to create beautiful and engaging books that inspire readers to make a positive impact on the world.

Get your daily dose of vanilla with a side of confusion on Modern Vanilla Server! 1.21, for Java & Bedrock!

Auto Chest Sorting, bedrock, Community, confusion, Currency, Daily, Daily login rewards, Dose, Dynmap, Economy, Fast Tree Cutting, java, Land claiming, Marketplaces, Minecraft, MODERN, no pay to win, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Spawner Collection, Trade shop, Unique Item Sets, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	314876	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Modern Vanilla Server Overview

Features	Land claiming	Warps	Voting rewards	RTP (Random Teleport)	Dynmap	Marketplaces	Daily login rewards	Unique item sets
Gameplay Enhancements	Fast tree cutting	Trade shop	Spawner collection	Auto chest sorting

No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!

We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!

Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!

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Server IP:

Java: modern-vanilla.com

Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132

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Discord:

https://discord.gg/mYSV2YAfzm

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing.
What are voting rewards?	Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes.
How do I use RTP?	Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world.
Can I buy items in the marketplace?	Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market.
Is there a way to keep my inventory organized?	Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat.

Black Is Beautiful Minecraft Server

Beautiful, Black, Country, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where black is not just beautiful, it’s the only way to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil rainbow sheep invaded our land, spreading their colorful chaos everywhere. But fear not, for our brave players armed with obsidian swords and diamond armor fought back and banished those pesky sheep to the Nether forever! And now, our server is a peaceful haven where only the darkest blocks reign supreme. Join us and embrace the darkness, for black is truly beautiful in our country!