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The Merch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3382
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to The Merch, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined The Merch and immediately found themselves in a battle with a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for they were saved by a group of flying pigs who swooped in and carried them to safety.

But that’s not all! In The Merch, you’ll find secret underground disco parties hosted by creepers, a roller coaster made entirely of lava, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join The Merch today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this SMP, anything can happen.

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Farms Harvested:	415
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	117
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

art, booru collection, catbox, Crafty, creations, drawing, drawing books, drawing programs, drawthread, Fun, Hide, ic drawing sticky, imgchest, Litterbox, MAYHEM, memes, names, NSFW deliveries, offsite options, Previous thread, references, Report, rules, Server, vidya

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Emeralds Found:	6714
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Animals Bred:	171
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	157	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6357
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Pixelated Tubers: The Ultimate Retro Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1338	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things Vtubers and Retro Games! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we dive into the world of virtual idols and old-school gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures that will keep you coming back for more. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

HappyMine: Where you own nothing and love it!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that all the other servers trembled in fear. Why, you ask? Because on this server, you can ride UNICORNS into battle, build castles out of RAINBOWS, and even have dance parties with CREEPERS!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll never have to worry about owning anything ever again. That’s right, you heard me. You’ll be as happy as a LAMA rolling in diamonds, all while sipping on ENDLESS potions of AWESOMENESS.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BananaCave Adventures: Spelunking Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we ask the hard-hitting questions like, “Should we ban spelunking?” Well, on our server, we say NO WAY! In fact, we encourage all players to embrace their inner cave explorer and dig deep into the earth for hidden treasures and dangerous adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant rainbow sheep. Join forces with these majestic creatures and fight off hordes of evil mobs in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a flying pig into the sunset. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!