merchandise items – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

The Merch Minecraft SMP
accessories, Apparel, clothing, fashion, merch, merchandise, merchandise brand, merchandise collection, merchandise design, merchandise items, merchandise online, merchandise products, merchandise sale, merchandise shop, merchandise store, merchandise store location, merchandise store near me, merchandise store online, merchandise store website, Minecraft, smp, trendy merchandise, unique merchandise
Welcome to The Merch, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined The Merch and immediately found themselves in a battle with a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for they were saved by a group of flying pigs who swooped in and carried them to safety.
But that’s not all! In The Merch, you’ll find secret underground disco parties hosted by creepers, a roller coaster made entirely of lava, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join The Merch today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this SMP, anything can happen.

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NostalgicNookMC
childhood classics, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood shows, childhood television, Forgotten Gems, Forgotten shows, forgotten television, hidden gems, nostalgic tv, NostalgicNookMC, obscure shows, obscure television, obscure TV, old tv shows, TV nostalgia, tv shows, underrated shows, vintage tv
Remember that obscure show you watched as a kid that no one else seems to remember? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like stumbling upon a hidden gem from your childhood that no one else knows about!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold bars as they go. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a friendly Ender Dragon swoops in to give you a piggyback ride around the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Burping Cows” mini-game, where you have to race against a herd of belching bovines to see who can reach the finish line first. And if you win, you get a prize even more valuable than diamonds: bragging rights for being the burping cow champion!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the nostalgia flows as freely as the lava in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

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TinyTots Tumor Takedown
age, cancer research, cancer treatment, cell study, childhood cancer, children, immune response, immune responses, immune system, immunotherapy, inflammation, mutation rates, pediatric cancer, pediatric oncology, precision immunotherapy, Precision medicine, T cell activity, takedown, TinyTots, Treatment, tumor, tumor mutation, tumor type
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy things happening, like, we have a secret lab where we study, like, pediatric cancer and stuff. but get this, the lab is run by, like, mutant turtles who are also doctors. they wear little lab coats and everything, it’s wild.
and, like, the best part is that the kids with cancer get to play Minecraft with the turtles while they’re getting treatment. it’s, like, therapy and gaming all in one. and, like, the turtles are super smart, they know all about T cells and inflammation and mutation rates. they’re, like, the best doctors ever.
so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and help advance precision immunotherapy for kids with cancer, you gotta join this server. plus, you get to hang out with mutant turtles in lab coats, how cool is that?

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ShipwreckMC
Cross-Play, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla Creative Mini games PvP Economy Roleplay Quests Towny Pixelmon Modded Events Skywars Survival games Hardcore Hardcore KitPvP RPG Magic Exploration Adventure
ShipwreckMC is a dynamic Minecraft server network offering an array of exciting gamemodes, including Survival, Skyblock, Prison, and Factions. Dive into endless possibilities, from building massive creations and farming riches to competing in epic battles and mastering the economy. Our vibrant, welcoming community is the heart of our network, and we’re always evolving to bring you the best experience. Join us today, leave your mark on the seas, and help shape the future of ShipwreckMC!
play.shipwreckmc.com

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RulerCraft

Aztec Temple, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Economy, End Temple, Factions, java, mobs, Nations, Ores, PvP, quarries, Roleplay, RulerCraft, Senate, smp, Staff, Towns, Treasure Ships, War, world

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

Feature	Description
Earth	Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
Towny	Can start your own towns and nations or join another town or nation.
Cultures & Religions	Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
Economy	Dynamic and fair economy with automatic price changes and trading ships.
Perks	Custom system with 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
Senate	Players vote on new features, promotions, ban appeals, and more.
Good Community	Toxic behavior and drama not tolerated.
Righteous Staff	Staff chosen by players and follow guidelines.
Optional PvP	Choose to turn on PvP or not.
SiegeWar & Custom War System	Combining SiegeWar with custom war system for warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships	Nations can fight for production sites that grant money.
Dungeons	Custom dungeons and challenging bosses for EXP and loot.
Java & Bedrock Support	Play on any device.

FAQ:

1. How do I join RulerCraft?

You can join by using the IP address: play.rulercraft.com or the port 25565 for Bedrock.

2. Can I start my own town or nation?

Yes, you can start your own town or nation in RulerCraft.

3. Are there custom perks available?

Yes, there are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from based on your choices.

4. Is PvP optional in RulerCraft?

Yes, you can choose to turn on PvP or not.

5. How do I vote on new features or promotions?

Players can participate in the Senate system to vote on new features, promotions, and more.

Vivid Visions 1.20.1
1.20.1, aesthetic opinion, art critique, artistic impression, emotional reaction, emotions, feelings, image appraisal, image assessment, image contemplation, image evaluation, image perception, image reflection, individual perspective, personal response, sensory feedback, subjective experience, VISIONS, visual analysis, visual assessment, visual interpretation, vivid
Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.
Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

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VibeCheckMC Server
disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA
Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.
Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

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GovtGoneWildCraft
Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting
Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO
so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

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TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades
agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states
so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?
but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!
if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

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BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010
age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices
come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!
but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

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