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The Merch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to The Merch, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined The Merch and immediately found themselves in a battle with a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for they were saved by a group of flying pigs who swooped in and carried them to safety.

But that’s not all! In The Merch, you’ll find secret underground disco parties hosted by creepers, a roller coaster made entirely of lava, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join The Merch today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this SMP, anything can happen.

Nation-States: Where You Can Be King, Fight Like a Viking, Build Like an Architect, All on 1.20+ with Discord!

Architect, BUILD, building, Casual, Claiming, Community, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, Fight, Interaction, Join, King, Map, multiplayer, nationstates, ONLINE, Player vs Player, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Systems, Trade, Viking, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Nation-States Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Come join us in Nation-States: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Nation-States?	Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction on a limited map.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States suitable for casual players?	Yes, Nation-States is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but there are systems in place for players who prefer PvP.

GodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

🤣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	827571	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

DeafCrafters Unite!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Animals Bred:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5182	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	338
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	850	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!