Merchan – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Clown Court Minecraft Madness

Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

CraftedToupeeRealm 1.20.5

1.20.5, CraftedToupeeRealm, hair care, hair maintenance, hair replacement, hair system, Hairpiece, hairpiece advice, hairpiece appearance, hairpiece care, hairpiece longevity, hairpiece maintenance, hairpiece quality, hairpiece realism, hairpiece styling, hairpiece techniques, hairpiece tips, hairpiece tricks, Realistic, Styling, toupee, Wig

Bro, forget about your hair struggles and join this Minecraft server where you can create the most realistic hair for your character!

We got pixels that will make your hair look so lifelike, people will be asking for your hair care routine in real life.

No need for monthly hair systems when you can just log on to our server and style your blocky locks to perfection.

Join now and say goodbye to bad hair days forever!

GazaCraft: Serious Flaws, LOL!

Accountability, Apology, BBC, Conflict, controversy, criticism, documentary, errors, Ethics, flaws, gaza, GazaCraft, investigation, Journalism, lol, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, public outcry, Reporting, serious flaws, transparency

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with creepers instead of nazis.

plus, we have this one player who can summon dragons with just a snap of their fingers. it’s insane, man. you gotta join this server just to see that in action.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Redwood Network

Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Towny

Come Join Redwood Network a laid-back Minecraft experience currently featuring our Earth Towny server. Build your own town, team up, and explore a massive world. You can claim land, trade resources, and even go head-to-head with other towns. Whether you’re into grinding, building, or just hanging out, there’s something here for everyone.

It’s not just about playing. We’ve also got a friendly community, and plenty of room for you to make your mark. Come join us on Discord.

Redwood Network – Grow your adventure among the giants

Join.RedwoodNetwork.net

Ecovenour

2025, activities, Balanced, Balanced Economy, Community, Cross-Play, Diverse, Economy, Ecovenour, freedom, Interactive, Jobs, Launch, March 25, mazes, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mining, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Survival, Unique

Welcome to Ecovenour!

Ecovenour is a unique survival server with a balanced economy for every activity or job you enjoy.

Freedom is in your hands. Do whatever you like, from mining, solving mazes, running a shop, and much more.

Launching on March 25, 2025, or even sooner!

R10.tokodukun.com:25585

Mind Melting Minecraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurdity, brainrotting, digital age, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, lobotomy, melting, Meme culture, millennial, Mind, Minecraft, online trends, pop culture, sarcasm, satire, social media, Technology, trends, viral content, youth culture, zoomers

Yo, listen up you absolute potatoes! This Minecraft server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled tornado of chaos and confusion.

Join us if you want your brain cells to spontaneously combust and your IQ to drop faster than a lead balloon.

We’ve got more craziness than a squirrel on a caffeine bender, so buckle up and prepare to question your very existence.

It’s like a virtual lobotomy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of scalpels and anesthesia.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of absolute madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sanity, because you’re gonna need it. Or not, who really cares anyway?

SisSnubbed27 – Homebound25

adhd, anger, Apology, Boundaries, car ride, Communication, Conflict, Emotional support, Expectations, family, Homebound25, leaving behind, mental health, misunderstanding, relationships, Resentment, self-care, sensitivity, SisSnubbed27, sister, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world block by block.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – no more crying in the back seat of a car while your family questions your ADHD diagnosis. Instead, team up with other players and take on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon and show your family who’s really boss.

And if you ever need a break from the drama, just log on and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. Who needs family therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot easier when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers. See you in the game!

CraftyFascismAlert

ALARM, authoritarianism, control, CraftyFascismAlert, Democracy, Dictatorship, discrimination, extremism, fear, historical fascism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, nationalism, Oppression, Politics, power, Propaganda, resistance, social justice, totalitarianism, trends

Are you tired of dealing with real-life politics and historical fascism? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies! Our server is a safe haven from the alarming trends of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends.

Join us and experience the joy of punching trees, building giant statues of Steve, and riding pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Leave the real world behind and come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who needs historical fascism when you can have blocky fun instead?

PIS Minecraft

Adventure, Architecture, building, Community, Crafting, creativity, Exploration, FANTASY, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, pixel art, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Games

PIS Minecraft was born way back in 2010. I first read about Minecraft in a news article and then a series of “journals” from a game journalist chronicling their adventures in this new game. It sounded neat, and was only 10 bucks at the time, so I grabbed a copy. When I found out it could be played online I almost immediately spun up a server, calling it PIS Minecraft (the PIS stands for Programmers in Space, an already old in-joke between a friend and I from when we worked together in the mid-late 90s). I don’t remember the name of the first player, but I do remember how cool it was – we built a little wooded crap shack by the beach, just near 0,0,0. It’s long gone, but there’s a dirt house around the same area now.

Why are you releasing this again? In 2020 – around the 10th anniversary – I dug up the old world files and released a public, spectator only, server for former players to connect to. It took a bit of digging to find any of the original crew, but we gathered on one of my Discord servers and I think everyone enjoyed the trip back in time. It’s now been 15ish years since I first spun up a server, and I was motivated to release it again, only in a playable form this time.

pisminecraft.au

CloudHaven

1.21, CloudHaven, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, discord community, Events, fastest growing, Friendly, Giveaways, Growing, MCMMO, Minecraft, OneBlock, OneBlock Network, Players, PvE, PvP, server ip, service, Skyblock, support team, Survival, Webstore

[1.21+] Welcome to CloudHaven — The fastest-growing Minecraft OneBlock Network in 2025! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community? Friendly Support Team – Our Support team is one of the best and loves to be of service. If you have a question, we actively encourage you to reach out!

Growing Discord Community – Connect with many different players from across the world who share a similar passion for Minecraft like yourself! We also run many different events and giveaways!

Server IP: play.cloudhaven.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/cloudhaven Webstore: https://store.cloudhaven.gg/

play.cloudhaven.gg

Egorikgrief server without privat and with the griffin server minecraft

Egorikcraft, Egorikgrief, Griffin server, Minecraft, Privat, Server, Vulture

⇨egorikgrief server without privat and with an Egorikcraft vulture! ⇦

EgorikGrief.aternos.me