Merchan – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

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Clown Court Minecraft Madness

Clown, contempt of court, Court, courtroom, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, Disobedience, Disrespect, Hold, judge, Justice, law, legal proceedings, Legal System, madness, Merchan, Minecraft, next time, punishment, Ruling, Tiresome, trial

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild courtroom drama mixed with a circus!

Join us for a chance to witness Judge Merchan holding clowns in contempt of court for thinking they can escape justice with their silly antics. You’ll never know what crazy case will be brought before the court next – from sheep stealing to creeper explosions, it’s always a wild ride!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest criminal justice system in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself on trial for building a house without a permit! Join now for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience!

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BlockyWisdom: Don’t mine at night!

10. MysteriousWisdom, 11. EnigmaticGuidance, 12. LookingBack, 13. HiddenMeaning, 14. SecretMessage, 15. FutureSelf, 16. Riddles, 17. InnerVoice, 18. MindfulLiving, 19. InspirationalQuotes, 2. CrypticAdvice, 20. ThoughtProvoking., 3. Reflection, 4. SelfImprovement, 5. Youth, 6. Wisdom, 7. LifeLessons, 8. Regrets, 9. PersonalGrowth, BlockyWisdom, dont, night, timetravel

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe faster than a creeper exploding in your face! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our block-building skills. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, just to challenge our players to epic build battles. So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun on our server is as real as diamonds in the mines.

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Garlic Onion Leek Kitchen

cardiovascular health, Cooking, cooking techniques, Culinary, diet, food preparation, garlic, health, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, high temperatures, kitchen, leek, meal preparation, nutrition, onion, risk factors, trans fats, unhealthy fats, vegetable oils, VEGETABLES

join our epic minecraft server where the vegetables are alive and cooking them can turn them into evil trans fats that will attack you! fight off the garlic monsters and onion ogres while trying to survive in a world filled with heart disease risks! only the bravest players can conquer this dangerous land and emerge victorious! come join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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ForgeLand

1.20, Builder, Community, Discord, Explorer, fighter, ForgeLand, fresh experience, home, Inclusive Community, innovative gameplay, MCMMO, Minecraft, new features, respectful, server ip, skill levels, socializing, supportive, Survival, Updates

Why Choose ForgeLand? Innovative Gameplay Our team constantly develops new features and updates to keep the experience fresh. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or fighter, there’s something for everyone. Inclusive Community ForgeLand welcomes players of all skill levels. Our supportive and respectful community ensures everyone feels at home.

How to Join Minecraft Version: Ensure you’re running Minecraft [1.20+]. Server IP: [81.180.203.55:25565]

Discord: Join our Discord community for updates, support, and socializing. ForgeLand: [https://discord.gg/h6NRHDTKyg]

81.180.203.55

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Near Vanilla

apply, Biome, Builds, Cooperative, creations, Discord, discord application, Dynamap, Events, Minecraft, Pickaxes, Play styles, Player competitions, Server, shopping districts, smp, Staff, sword, Vanilla, Venture

Near Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events.

Near Vanilla is an international, community-driven server with constant communication on Discord. A dedicated admin team ensures a smooth gaming experience and handles any bad behavior. Our DynaMap allows you to see where other players are located.

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for the server. View full list in FAQ on Discord

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Analyzing, Behavior, Curiosity, delving deeper, Human nature, inquisitive, intrigued, Investigating, mystic, observing, perplexed, Psychology, puzzlement, Quest, Questioning, Realm, Reflecting on behavior, searching for answers, seeking understanding, speculating, Trying to comprehend, unraveling mysteries, wondering

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and pigs fly through the sky. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against evil cows and build the craziest structures you can imagine. And get this – every time you mine a block, a disco party starts! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way. Let’s get weird, gamers!

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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #7080

4koma, Archive, BAG, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant pillow fight with the other players. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the mobs are the DJs. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the “Secret Midnight Party ~The Oni Holds a Bell~” where you can dance the night away with mystical creatures. And don’t even get us started on the “Say-Bing!” event where you can win prizes by shouting “BINGO!” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

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DepressoNoMore Minecraft SMP

coping with depression, DepressoNoMore, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, managing depression, medication, mental health, Mental health resources, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming depression, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, self-help strategies, smp, support system, Therapy, ways to stop being depressed

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the holy grail of happiness, man. Like, once you join, all your depression just disappears into thin air, like poof!

I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.

So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

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PixelPuppyLove

Acts of love, Affection, Bond, compassion, Connection, devotion, emotional, Experience, Gesture, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impactful, Kindness, love, meaningful expression, PixelPuppyLove, relationship, Romantic, selfless, Significant, touching

Are you ready to experience a love like no other? Join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic love story unfold before your very eyes! Picture this: two creepers who couldn’t be more different falling head over heels for each other, creating explosive chemistry like you’ve never seen before. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with heartwarming moments, heart-stopping adventures, and heart-shaped blocks everywhere you look. So if you’re ready to feel the love in a whole new way, join us today and prepare to be swept off your feet (literally, by a flying pig)!

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TalibanCraft: PakiSmackDown

Conflict, extremism, Fighting, Insurgency, international relations, Islamic militants, March, militants, military operation, PakiSmackDown, Pakistan, Pakistani forces, Political unrest, Radicalism, SECURITY, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban fighters, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can fight alongside 15,000 Taliban fighters as they march to take on Pakistan? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server for you!

Join us for epic battles, insane strategies, and a whole lot of chaos as you navigate through this wild world. Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown against Pakistan.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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IndustryFun

Economy, Elitemobs, Industrial Revolution, IndustryFun, Magic, PvE, Skills, Slimefun, Survival, survival mode

A survival mode server set in the Industrial Revolution with a slight inclination towards magic. We have EliteMobs, Slimefun, Skills and many more things.

or1.holy.gg:25738

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