Merca Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	1301
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!

SisCraft: No Maid of Honor Drama

Childhood, Communication, Drama, emotional baggage, ENGAGEMENT, family, favoritism, forgiveness, Honor, love, Maid, maid of honor, parents, regret, rejection, relationships, Resentment, self reflection, sibling, SisCraft, sister, strained relationship, Wedding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	724000	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a sibling rivalry like no other.

Are you tired of boring servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that would make even the Kardashians jealous. Witness the epic saga of two sisters torn apart by favoritism and betrayal, all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wedding feud that puts reality TV to shame. Will you be the maid of honor who saves the day, or will you be accused of being just like the parents who caused all the drama in the first place?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love. Just remember, in this world, you never know who might turn against you next.

WeirdTube Minecraft Server

atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, Favorite, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Server, strange, TOPICS, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, Videos, watch, weird, WeirdTube

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4450
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9073	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1853
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the sheer awesomeness of it all that they never wanted to leave. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds, and even battle a dragon that shoots out kittens instead of fireballs. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CouplesCraft Bed Wars

back sleeping, Bed.., bedroom tips, bedtime routine, comfort, Communication, couples, CouplesCraft, Cuddling, Intimacy, love, mattress, physical connection, relationship advice, romantic ideas, side sleeping, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping positions, spooning, stomach sleeping, underrated bed position, Wars

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the most underrated bed position for couples – the “Tango Twist”! Watch as your Minecraft avatar gets tangled up in knots with your partner in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Who knew virtual beds could be so much fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? One thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, Bolivia, catholic church, child abuse, Corruption, cover up, crimes, Exploitation, Holycraft, investigation, Jesuit Order, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, Priest, religious institution, scandal, Server, sexual abuse

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so wild, it makes a pedophile priest in Bolivia look tame? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Jesuit Order as you navigate through hidden temples and treacherous caves. But be careful, because you never know what kind of scandalous cover-ups you might stumble upon!

With custom plugins and wacky events, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the banned players go to plot their revenge. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and face the wrath of the banned?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little scandalous, but hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

CraftyNvidiaLand

Artificial Intelligence, Competition, corporate success, CraftyNvidiaLand, data centers, financial news, Gaming, Graphics cards, growth, industry leader, innovation, long-term investment., market capitalization, market dominance, most valuable company, nvidia, record high, semiconductor, stock market, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where nvidia is the ruler and you can mine for graphics cards instead of diamonds!

we have a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with other players in a pixelated version of fortnite!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the entire server with just a click of a button!

plus, every full moon, the pigs in the game turn into flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon that gives you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyComediansMC

Accountability, Censorship, comedians, control, CraftyComediansMC, Democracy, Expression, fear, freedom of speech, governments, humor, influence, Journalists, Media, Politics, power, Professions, satire, Scared, Truth, WatchDogs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that has both, then this is the place for you, my friend. our journalists are always uncovering the latest gossip and scandals in the minecraft world, while our comedians are always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh until they pee their pixelated pants.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of trained llamas wearing sunglasses. if you can find the base and pass the llama test, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

our pvp arena is a literal circus, with clowns throwing pies and acrobats flipping around trying to dodge arrows. it’s chaos, but it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a minecraft battle.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. it’s like having your own personal genie, but with more explosions.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and watch out for the flying pigs. they’re not as cute as they look.

SurvivalCraft: No Trial, Just Fun!

BIAS, Cancer, cancer research, clinical trial, confounding, data interpretation, evidence-based medicine, Fun, Healthcare, medical literature, Medical Studies, meta analysis, oncology, Participation, patient outcomes, research findings, research methodology, statistical analysis, Survival, survivalcraft, systematic review, treatment effectiveness, trial

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	6832	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

So, like, you know how some people think joining a cancer clinical trial will make them live longer? Well, turns out that’s a load of bull! On our server, you can join all the crazy trials you want and still live just as long as everyone else! Plus, we have special potions that make you invincible and can turn you into a unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, join us and live forever in Minecraft land!