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My Mom’s Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it! -
NightOwl Minecraft Server
Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.
Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!
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Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!
About Us
We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features
- Proximity voicechat (optional)
- Vanilla Tweaks datapacks for quality of life
- Coreprotect for server protection
- Hard difficulty
- Democracy for major server decisions
- Updates to new versions soon after release
- Friendly community
- Minigames and events
- Group projects
- No pay-to-win or voting to access features
Apply
To apply, visit: Application Form
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server mostly vanilla? Yes, we have some quality of life datapacks and plugins for server protection, but the core gameplay is vanilla. Can I use proximity voicechat? Yes, it is optional for players to use proximity voicechat on the server. Are major server decisions voted on? Yes, democracy is used for all major server decisions. Is TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed? Yes, we have vanilla-like configs where TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed. How do you protect against theft and griefing? We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible. -
Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.
With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
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NijiENNoobGamer Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your sanity!Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started a protest against the iron golems for their aggressive behavior, and where the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe (watch out for their explosive finale)!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of sheep who have formed a cult worshiping a golden carrot, and a mysterious player who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard from the future.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server – or at least get a good story to tell your friends!
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CraftyGuyMC SMP
11. Rock climbing, 20. Going on a blind date., 13. Stand-up comedy, 18. Attending a music festival, CraftyGuyMCJoin our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off attacks from a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve faced off against a chicken army armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place where russia is declaring emergencies left and right? well boy do we have the server for u! come join us in our epic world where ukraine keeps tryna mess with russia and we gotta build walls and stuff to keep them out. it’s like a real life history lesson but with creepers and zombies. plus, putin himself makes appearances in the game and gives u quests to complete. join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky adventures! -
FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.
and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.
so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!
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MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right? -
ArcMan’s Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player gets their own personalized storyline! Ever wonder why Steve was the only one who got his own arc? Well, on this server, you can create your own epic tale filled with dragons, unicorns, and maybe even a talking llama sidekick. Join now and become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own movie deal out of it. So what are you waiting for? Join today and start writing your own legend!