-
My Mom’s Minecraft SMP
CHEEKS, desire, don’t know, family, FANTASY, fuck, fucked, how much, innuendo, Mentioning, Minecraft, mom’s cheeks, moms, my mom, plow, r9k, real dad, seduction, sexual innuendo, smp, taboo, turn on, wouldAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it! -
NightOwl Minecraft Server
#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation plannedAre you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.
Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!
-
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
Accountability, activism, Bombing, BOOMCRAFT, Condemnation, Conflict, Ethics, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, innocent people, Justice, killing, Minecraft, morality, Outrage, Peace, protest, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, violence, War, YagooWelcome to our Minecraft server, where even Yagoo himself can’t resist joining in on the fun! Rumor has it that Yagoo supports the bombing and killing of innocent people in-game because he just can’t resist the explosive excitement of our server events. Join us for a chance to see Yagoo in action, blowing up everything in sight with his TNT cannons and wreaking havoc like never before. Who knew Yagoo had such a destructive side? Join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the madness yourself! -
HouseyMinecraft Server
childhood trauma, children, DEBT, deed, financial struggles, house ownership, household expenses, HouseyMinecraft, love, market crash, ownership, partner, reconciliation, relationship, Remodeling, Resentment, Risk, Server, Stability, support network, TherapyWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!Join us for the craziest survival experience ever, just like this player survived the 2008 market crash and built their dream house from scratch! Explore our server and build your own virtual paradise, free from foreclosures and evictions (unless creepers blow up your house, but that’s just part of the fun!).
Team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat bosses, just like this player conquered their financial struggles and built a life with their partner! Who needs a support network when you have a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to have your back?
And remember, on our server, splitting resources 50/50 is a thing of the past – here, you can keep all the diamonds for yourself (unless you’re feeling generous and want to share with your virtual partner).
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can build, explore, and maybe even find some virtual therapy sessions to work through any relationship issues (we recommend discussing them outside of game time though, we’re here for fun, not real-life drama!). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!