Mentioned MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blockbuster Banter

film, banter, line, mentioned, speak

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even the characters in movies can’t help but mention it. That’s right, we’re so legendary that our server name is dropped in every blockbuster film! Imagine hearing Iron Man say, “I wish I was playing on [Server Name] right now instead of fighting Thanos” – now that’s some serious street cred.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs break out into spontaneous dance parties. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

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“Why is this John Carpenter movie never mentioned?” Minecraft SMP

In the Mouth of Madness, smp, cult classic, big trouble in little china, the thing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a John Carpenter movie – full of twists, turns, and unexpected scares!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a horde of creepers while being chased by a giant zombie pigman riding a chicken. Or how about trying to survive a night in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises around every corner?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create your own mutant mobs to unleash on unsuspecting players. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether in the middle of our town square – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot we found!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (and your blocky feet)!

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PotionCraft Minecraft Server

reaction, OFFENDED, coworker, injury, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the antibiotics are considered poison by some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with alternative treatments like oregano and bacon lard. Who needs potions when you have these natural remedies, am I right?

Just like the OP in this story, you might find yourself in a sticky situation with your coworkers. But fear not, on our server, we encourage speaking your mind and standing up for what you believe in, even if it means offending someone who thinks antibiotics are the devil’s work.

So come on over and join us for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just end up with a bandaged leg and a hilarious story to tell your friends!

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BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

Thread, single word thread, mentioned, single word replies, this..

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

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GazaCease Minecraft Server

Server, negotiations, gaza, Conflict, Truce

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more peace than israel and hamas after 15 months of war. we got all the blocks you could ever want and no creepers blowing up your stuff. plus, our pvp arena is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real life conflicts. join now and help us build a world where even skeletons and zombies can live in harmony. it’s gonna be a blast!

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BlockyPeaceCraft

international relations, MIDDLE EAST, ceasefire deal, Négotiation, humanitarian crisis

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server so lit, it’s like a party in your brain. we got more blocks than a lego store on steroids. you wanna build a castle made of diamonds? we got you. you wanna ride a pig off a cliff? go for it, dude.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so crazy, we once had a gaza hostage situation and then BAM, ceasefire deal reached all in one day. like, who even does that? only on our server, baby.

join us now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a creeper. those guys never last long around here.

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Toilet Paper Tube Paradise

everyday, cylindrical, bathroom accessory, bathroom necessity, hygiene

Yo, listen up! if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of magical unicorns who poop out diamonds! That’s right, DIAMONDS! And not just any diamonds, but near-perfectly round ones that sparkle like a disco ball in the sun.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a block of dirt, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like a heavenly choir serenading you as you gather resources for your epic builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. The possibilities are endless, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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BlockyPandemic: FatigueCraft

Chronic fatigue syndrome, healthcare providers, BlockyPandemic, symptom management, Infectious Disease

lol imagine joining a minecraft server and catching covid-19 infection lmao but don’t worry cuz on our server, that just means you get a superpower like chronic fatigue syndrome x8 stronger than before 😂🦠 not only that, but you’ll also experience crazy adventures and quests that will make your head spin like a minecraft block on steroids 🤯🕹️ join now and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling mobs while dealing with a chronic illness 😜💥 #minecraftmadness #covidcraze #joinifudare

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The elders

Politics, active community, Exploration, Legacy, Survival

Welcome to The Realm of Elderna, a unique Minecraft server where nations rise, economies thrive, and players shape their own stories!

Immerse yourself in a custom-built 12000×12000 block world filled with political intrigue, strategic alliances, and thrilling roleplay. Whether you’re leading a powerful nation, trading rare resources, or exploring uncharted territories, Elderna offers endless possibilities. With fair rules, dedicated staff, and an active community, this server is the perfect place to forge your legacy.

Create. Conquer. Collaborate. Join The Realm of Elderna and make your mark today!

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Rebel Rifts 1.21.3

forgiveness, anger, healing, emotional pain, Trauma

Yo, broskis! Join this epic Minecraft server where anything goes, even gender confusion like my parents naming me Allison when I’m a dude.

We’ve got wild dogs roaming around ready to attack anyone who disrespects the game. So if you wanna see some justice served to my parents, come join the chaos!

Plus, who needs logic when you can have a good time trolling and building crazy structures with fellow gamers who are just as messed up as my family tree?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

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