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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9905 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
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