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  • Mental Block: Minecraft SMP

    Mental Block: Minecraft SMP

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    🌟 Hey, fellow block-heads and pixelated punchers! 🌟 Are you tired of real life crushing your spirit like a creeper inside your mom’s basement? Well, let me introduce you to THE MOST EPIC Minecraft SMP that’s basically the love child of Steve, a caffeinated chicken, and a glitchy ender portal! 💥

    Reason 1: Communal Lava Baths 🛁🔥 Forget regular therapy! Our SMP offers communal lava baths that are 100% real! Dive into a sizzling hot bath of lava with your friends—it’s like a spa day, but with a 99% higher chance of instant death! Because who needs skin anyway, am I right? Plus, there’s a rumor that if you scream “I LOVE PIGS” while bathing, they’ll spawn and serenade you. I mean, what’s more therapeutic than that? 🐖❤️

    Reason 2: Endless Free Food… Kinda 🍕 Join us for our Wacky Wonderfully Weird Food System! We’ve got a fully operational kitchen run by a pig named Chef Oinkers who is always on the brink of an existential crisis. He’ll serve you gourmet meals made of, like, totally useless ingredients like dirt and cobwebs! But here’s the kicker—you gotta run a 5-second mini marathon to get your plate! And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with… absolutely nothing! 🤷‍♂️🍽️

    Reason 3: Pet Rock Army 🪨🐾 Why settle for a dog or cat when you can have a PET ROCK ARMY? Our SMP is ALL about your creativity. You can train your rocks to roll into battle against the other 7 lame-o players. The winner gets to name their “pet” something super gnarly like “Rocky Balboa” or “Gandalf the Gray Pebble.” This way, no one can ever feel lonely again, because who doesn’t want to talk to a rock that doesn’t judge your life choices? 💪💔

    Reason 4: Time Travel But Not Really ⏳🔮 Hop onto our "Time-Slowing-Down Machine” (aka a water elevator) and experience time in Minecraft like never before! It’s scientifically proven that staring into a potion of slowness can make you feel like you’ve entered a new dimension. You might even bump into the ghost of Notch—he’ll give you life advice like “Just craft diamond armor, bro”—and then he’ll disappear into a puff of pixels. Deep existential crisis starts here. 👻✨

    Reason 5: Farting Creepers 💨😱 Nothing screams FUN like our exclusive “Farting Creeper” event every Thursday! They’ll unleash clouds of nonsense and bad breath that can knock you off your feet! But don’t fret: when defeated, they’ll drop rare “Mysterious Stink Bombs” that smell like your mom’s casserole! You can use them to ward off enemies or just spice up your Minecraft dating life. Who wouldn’t want to woo someone with the scent of nostalgia? 💘💩

    So gather your weapons, bring your sense of humor, and dive headfirst into complete chaos, because this SMP is where the most illogical dreams go to thrive! Or die. Mostly die. But hey, at least it’ll be a good story for the Reddit karma! Join us, or else you might just get lost in a cave with a bunch of angry bats who REALLY need mood lighting. 🎮👏

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  • Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP

    Addictively Crafting Chaos SMP

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    Welcome to the Wackadoodle Minecrazy SMP, where your blocky dreams come true and your sanity goes to vacation! 🌈✨

    Listen up, fellow cube enthusiasts! You ever think, “Man, I’d really love to build a castle out of enchanted spaghetti while fighting off a horde of zombie llamas?” Well, TOO BAD! Because here, all your wildest dreams (that don’t involve spaghetti, sorry) can come to LIFE!!!

    Join our server, where the only rule is there are NO rules but also a million rules you gotta figure out yourself. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but the treasure is an existential crisis! 😵‍💫 When you log in, you’ll be greeted by a talking parrot that speaks fluent gibberish and challenges you to a dance-off. Lose, and you’ll be forced to wear a skin of a giant potato for a whole week. Win? You get the secrets of the universe, but not the answers you’re looking for – think of it as cosmic irony!

    But wait! There’s more! Ever wanted to build an underwater disco with neon squids as your backup dancers? WELL, WE GOT THAT! Just beware of the disco ball, it’s sentient and sometimes plays throwback hits from the 80s at random moments. One time, it summoned a dancing competition between Steve and a chicken, and lemme tell ya, that chicken had some serious moves. 🐔💃

    You think you can handle the CRIME WAVE? Yup! We’ve got an ENTIRE faction of renegade villagers that think they’re superheroes. They’ll try to save you from the evil fish overlords, but trust me, they’re WAY more trouble than they’re worth. Last week, they declared war on my crop of magical melons because they thought they were plotting to overthrow the moon. Spoiler alert: it was just a really intense game of “who can grow the biggest melon.” 🥳

    And oh man, don’t even get me STARTED on the end dimension. It’s like a glittery disco party gone wrong with endermen wearing party hats. They’ll throw an annual “welcome to the end” party that’s basically just an excuse for them to steal your stuff while singing show tunes. I lost my diamond pickaxe and a stack of cake once. IT WAS TRAUMATIC!!! 🎉🎭

    So, if you want to dive headfirst into a dimension where logic goes bye-bye and chaos reigns supreme, this is the place for you! We promise no two days are the same unless they are, and time really bends like a rubber band here. Come join the madness and prepare for the most nonsensical block-building adventure of your life!

    Grab your pickaxe, forget your other responsibilities, and come face some LOL-worthy mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll find true friends, or at least people who are just as confused as you are! 🥳✨🔨😁

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  • EmeraldFantasy

    EmeraldFantasy

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    Emerald Fantasy is a fun survival/factions server. Come by if you like it! 😀 ———- ———- ———- ———- ——– — ———-

    178.20.170.113:25576

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  • su.msh-craft.com.au

    su.msh-craft.com.au

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    *** Load Testing *** Fairly relaxed and plenty of room to build. Plenty of staff positions still available for long term active members. This is a family oriented server!

    su.msh-craft.com.au

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  • Assassins Survival Craft

    Assassins Survival Craft

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    Welcome to a SURVIVAL server, love PARKOUR? Come visit. Think you’re the best at PVP Come visit! Want to claim or make your own land however big you want it to be WELL COME VISIT! Come hang out with your Assassin brothers and sisters and fight in our amazing PVP arena, or live on your own personally protected piece of land or with a friend! There are minigames to play which earn you more money (Florins) and prizes, we need more PVPers and friends to hang with! You can contact us on skype, youtube, twitter, facebook, instagram, your neighbor’s cat, WHATEVER! Worried about hacking HAH, no problem, dont knock us until you try us, and our staff is friendly and helpful! Remember this is a survival server, so we encourage you to at least try, and you can sell at our stores or your own store on your land! We’re even looking for some more staff members! NEW: you can now get married and start your own clans; WE are your choice in servers. 😀 [Roleplay] [PVP] [Anti-Hack] [Survival] [MobArena] [Parkour] [Fun] [SwiggitySwooty] [Ranks] [AssassinsCreed] [Marriage] [Clans] [Anti-Grief] [Bukkit] [Essentials] [Economy] [MiniGames]

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna be staff? We are currently looking for moderators, but the only way to be a moderator is to earn the trust of everyone in the server! This is how we keep the server fair and prevent bad staff. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember the IP: (vtownhood.mymc.io)

    vtownhood.mymc.io

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  • LostForce

    LostForce

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    Welcome to LOSTFORCE.com! We are a minecraft server network based on a pvp survival server with a great community and fun gametypes like fireteam, goldrush and paintball. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! Maybe you should check out our wonderful teamspeak 3 server ts.lostforce.com. Also we will have tournaments where you can compete yourself with other players! See ya in the realms of LOSTFORCE.com!

    Server Hardware: – Intel Xeon E5-1650 Cores/12HT – 32 GB Ram – 256 GB SSD – 1 TB HDD for backups – 100% backups including map, databases, player files, website – DDoS-Protection

    We are looking forward to welcoming you!

    With best regards, LOSTFORCE.com Team

    lostforce.com

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  • DK-Kraft

    DK-Kraft

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    An all round server with the following features: -Spleef -Kit-Pvp -Survival -Freebuild -Parkour -And more

    88.150.171.170

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  • HauntedMC

    HauntedMC

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    HauntedMC is an awesome Dutch Minecraft server that includes various gamemodes. We also welcome English players!

    Over 750.000 unique players joined. Fun for everybody, why not join and try one of the best servers for any age!

    Our gamemodes includes: – KitPvP – Creative – Survival – SkyBlock – Factions – Vanilla And many more soon to come!

    -> This server is Dutch, but we love English people too!

    play.hauntedmc.nl

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  • LavaNetwork

    LavaNetwork

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    LavaNetwork is new! Love you to join please!

    S25.hosthorde.com:25701

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  • CakeFace Factions

    CakeFace Factions

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    CakeFace Factions is a factions server focused on just having fun. We have easy to understand plugins such as MCMMO, Essentials, and MobCatcher. We hope to see you on the server!

    Visit our website! : cakeface.co

    Admin List Cake_Lancelot (Owner) LilDZombieKill3r Ashertruman creeper65432

    play.cakeface.co

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  • Vulcanmc

    Vulcanmc

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    Welcome to VulcanMC! We are a custom coded Minecraft server network that has many gametypes. These include; – Prison – ON Prison – Factions – OP Factions – KitPVP – Survival Games – Skywars (coming soon) – Ultra Hardcore (coming soon) – New custom gamemodes and other servers to be released soon!

    Want to join the server? Play.vulcanmc.net

    play.vulcanmc.net

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  • StadioCraft

    StadioCraft

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    Welcome to StadioCraft! We would like to give you a warm welcome to our network and thank you for checking out our server. We want to give you a great, and strong feeling about the Server! We hope you enjoy your time! Our Network has Different Gameplays like: – Hub – Factions/PVP – Prison – Kit-PVP – SkyBlock – Creative – Survival – Minigames IP : play.stadiocraft.com

    Play.stadiocraft.com

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