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This is a Minecraft server made for folks who care about their mental health and love cats. It’s a chill spot where you can:
Join Us!
Play with pals and be part of a cool community. It’s nice and cozy, just for you. Come hang out!
65.109.36.111:25000
💥 First off, you ever heard of the “Creeper Karaoke Night”!?! 🎤💣 Yeah, the rule is if you don’t bring your best rendition of “Baby Shark,” you gotta play hide-and-seek with a baby zombie. WHO DOESN’T WANT THAT KIND OF ACTION?! Like, one time, I lost my buddy Jim and now he’s living in a cave, sipping on mineral water with a bunch of spiders. No regrets, right?
Also, we got a dude who built an entire roller coaster that goes to the Nether and back while playing the accordion. YEAH! An ACCORDION! 🪗🚂 You haven’t lived until you’ve screamed in terror while riding a rail filled with ghasts belting out jazz standards. I still can’t tell if I’m having a good time or just hallucinating from the pixely graphics, LOL! 😂
GUYS, one time during a server-wide pizza party, someone tried to craft a diamond pizza. 🍕💎 Did it work? NOPE! Just blew up the entire spawn point. But that’s what makes it fun, right? We all got together, totally freaked out, and built a memorial. I still visit it with a bouquet of dried kelp every Tuesday while wearing my favorite Steve costume! 🎃🍂
OH, AND!
If you join, you’ll be immediately inducted into the Royal Jellybean Society🇯🇪🍬. That means free jellybeans and unlimited access to the “Hall of Bad Decisions,” where every bad idea (like exploding TNT around our friend’s house) is celebrated like it deserves a trophy. 🏆 One time, we tried to build a giant statue of a chicken playing chess, and now it’s a national landmark. Art, am I right?! 🙈🖼️
So, if you’re looking to vibe with people who have more creativity than sense and want to dive headfirst into the insanity of blocky adventures, WHATCHA WAITIN’ FOR, buddy?! 🤪 Grab your pickaxe, hop on over, and let’s rewrite the laws of physics together in this wild world! 🏰⚔️ Also, no one mentioned how to heal from depression, but I hear laughter sometimes makes you forget that a creeper snuck up on you while you were mining coal, LOL! 😆💩 JOIN US!
Welcome, brave adventurer! Are you tired of the everyday grind of life? Are you desperate to prove your sanity in a world gone mad? Well, have we got a Minecraft server for you! Forget therapy sessions and prescription medications; join us for the ultimate chaotic journey where you can demonstrate your sanity in the most absurd ways possible!
Build Your Own Therapy Dome: Want to create your own personal space to reflect on your sanity? How about crafting a glittering therapy dome made entirely out of diamond blocks? Just make sure you don’t fall into the lava moat — it could really mess with your emotional stability!
Insanity Olympics: Join our regular competitions where contestants attempt to prove their sanity by performing insane feats! Ever seen someone leap across a ravine on a chicken while wearing a full set of netherite armor? Neither have we! But we’re sure it’ll be hilarious. Bonus points if you can convince everyone the chicken is actually your emotional support animal!
The Talking Block Conundrum: Communicate with sentient Minecraft blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to the legendary Talking Block of Sanity, which can answer your deepest, most existential questions or just tell you really bad dad jokes. “Why did the creeper cross the road? To explode on the other side!” Join now to listen to its mind-boggling wisdom!
The Great Insanity Market: Who needs reality when you can trade your sanity for emeralds? Set up shop in our Great Insanity Market where you can barter with the most eccentric characters, like a pig that thinks it’s Napoleon or a villager convinced he’s a national treasure. Just don’t try to reason with them—you might find yourself trading your sanity away!
End Dimension Therapy Sessions: Feeling overwhelmed? Just hop into the End dimension and join our group therapy sessions with dragons! These magnificent creatures are great listeners and know just how to help you confront your fears. Beware—you might also find yourself having deep discussions with an Enderman who insists on mimicking your every word.
So grab your pickaxe and come prove your lucidity in the most ridiculous ways possible! Laughter is the best medicine, and sanity? Well, it’s overrated. Welcome to an extraordinary escape from reality, where the lines between sanity and insanity blur in the best possible way!
white players will feel like they’re floating on clouds, with their mental health soaring to new heights! 🌟 but wait, there’s more! people of color will also benefit from the mystical mushrooms, although their spiritual wellbeing might not be as sparkly and long-lasting. 🤯
imagine building a castle made entirely of rainbow mushrooms, where you can dance with unicorns and ride on flying pigs! 🏰🦄🐷
join us now and let the psilocybin take you on a wild adventure through the pixelated universe of minecraft! 🎮🌌
Yo, listen up, fellow blockheads! If you’re still wandering around like a lost noob in the pixelated wilderness, lemme tell you this crazy Minecraft SMP is where the TRUE chaos is at! Here are the most OUTRAGEOUS reasons to join us, and trust me, it’s weirder than your great aunt’s meatloaf recipe!
Creepers Have Feelings Too: Ever had a pet creeper? No? That’s ‘cause you haven’t joined us yet! In our server, we have “Creeper Therapy Thursdays” where we sit in a circle (it’s a square really, but shhh) and teach them how to express their feelings instead of exploding all the time! Why? Because they just wanna be loved, man!
Potato Worshipping Cult: There’s this underground cult that worships potatoes, like, actual spuds. You gotta dig ’em, but then you GLOW LIKE A GOD! I’m talking, you’ll be the next Potato Jesus with your own following of French fry disciples. Who needs diamonds when you can rule the world with CARBS?!
Enderman Fashion Week: Fashionistas beware! We’re hosting the annual Enderman Fashion Week where you can design the most fabulous outfits using blocks nobody ever thought would look good together. You wanna wear a diamond chestplate with a suspiciously bright pink wool skirt? GO FOR IT! Enderman strutting down the block runway? YES PLEASE!
Skyblock, but with Cheese: Forget boring old Skyblock. We got SkyCHEESE! You start floating on a big ol’ chunk of cheddar and have to navigate cheese enemies and fondue traps. It’s gooey, sticky, and absolutely delightful! Cheese-loving homies, this is your time to SHINE!
Villager Karaoke Nights: We got villagers who can sing and dance and will serenade you every Wednesday! They are actually surprisingly good. Gotta love that auto-tune! Last time, they dropped a sick cover of “Despacito,” but it came out sounding like “Despacito with a side of pancakes” and it’s a vibe!
The Great Llama Race: Every Sunday, we hold the Llama Derby, where you race decorated llamas across our server (or a lava pit if you wanna spice things up!). Whoever loses has to wear a sign that says "I’m a dill pickle” for a whole week! Classic humiliation and a test of speed!
If you’re ready to jump into a pixelated world of madness, join us and unleash your inner wall-climbing potato-singing llama jockey! It’s the adventure of a lifetime or at least a really good excuse to ignore your responsibilities! PUT ON YOUR BIG KID PANTS and let’s get weird! 🚀💥🍕
Imagine this: you log in, and BOOM, a giant potato monster named Spudzilla is terrorizing your pixelated village. What do you do? Join the epic potato fight, where the winner gets unlimited fries for life! 🍟🥳 Sounds like a dream, right? DON’T WAKE UP YET!
But wait, there’s MORE! Ever thought your cat could talk? We’ve got a secret plugin that makes all the cats in our SMP speak fluent English and give life advice! Right after you feed them fish, they’ll drop some real knowledge bombs like, “Why don’t you turn that dirt hut into a luxury condo?” 🏡😼 And trust me, who wouldn’t want to hear from Mr. Whiskers about the secrets of the universe?
And OH—did I mention? We have an annual Weird Block Olympics! 🥇🏆 Compete in the most ridiculous games like “Crafting Relay” where you have to craft a full set of diamond armor using only 10 blocks of dirt and a potato. It’s insane! You could win the coveted “Golden Pickaxe of Uselessness” which literally does nothing except make you look like a total boss. 🥵✨
If you’re worried about survival, don’t be! We’ve got a super-secret, absolutely not fake shield in place that activates whenever you start to cry over falling into lava. 🧙♂️💫 Totally legit! You’ll just float back to safety like a fluffy cloud trying to avoid the ground.
Oh, and the administrators? They’re actually alien overlords who want to study human emotions. So, talking to yourself while crafting a TNT cannon is totally encouraged! They might even join in your conversations (they’re really not great at English tho). It’s a vibe! 🚀👽
So, what are you waiting for? Quit your job at McDonald’s, abandon your real-life friends, and join us for an unforgettable journey in this Minecraft SMP where every day is a new episode of “Who Can Build the Stupidest Thing.” I guarantee you’ve never experienced existential dread over a pixelated potato before! 🌌💩
Join now or forever be a lost noob wandering in the infinite plains of Minecraft loneliness! (And yes, llamas are our official mascot because they spit, and spitting is funny). 🦙💥
Remember: Only cool kids join, so put on your crafting hat and let the madness BEGIN! 🎉🎮🌈