“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

smp, comprehension, society, Language, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

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DumbCraftIQ

poor problem solving skills, low iq, lack of reasoning skills, cognitive impairment, lack of cognitive skills

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

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FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs

ignorance, Frogs, reddit, FroggyBiz, smp

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.

But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.

Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?

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Deez Vultures Raiding People in a Funny way: Pranks & Fails

Community, people, RankUpgrades, Fails, TopFaction

Minecraft Server Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	Play.DVRaids.Win
Description	We are a new Factions – PvP – Raiding server that emphasizes core gameplay with no unfair advantages from donation ranks.
Rank Progression	Rookie = 10Hrs => Member = 48Hrs => Hero = 100Hrs => Champion = ??? (More to come)

Features

1.20.1+ Compatible
AuctionHouse
SilkSpawners
ObbyBreaker
VoteCrates (No p2w gambling crates)
More

At the end of the map reset (TBD), we will feature a cash prize for the top faction on the server (/f top money).

Our Discord server is linked to our Minecraft server for ease of access to chat with members whilst away.

Come by and give it a try!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with version 1.20.1+?	Yes, the server is compatible with version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there unfair advantages from donation ranks?	No, all rank upgrades are based on time spent on the server.
Is there a cash prize for the top faction?	Yes, at the end of the map reset, there will be a cash prize for the top faction.
Is there a Discord server linked to the Minecraft server?	Yes, our Discord server is linked for easy communication with members.

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Crafty North America Minecraft Server

mexico, passionate, adult content, arousal, Naughty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like a caffeine-infused energy drink for your gaming experience! Join us for late-night shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what time it is.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offered to be their personal bodyguard. The chicken, who we lovingly named Sir Clucks-a-Lot, followed the player around and protected them from any danger. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a field full of sheep grooving to the beat of the music, with fireworks exploding in the sky above. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky characters and wild events you’ll encounter next? One thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again!

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SMPBryanSlayer – >Ends Bryan’s career with a guitar… in Minecraft SMP

guitar shot, wwe, Bryan Danielson, Storyline, career

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and unexpected twists. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the time we ended Bryan’s career with a guitar shot in-game? Yeah, that’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here. Who knew a virtual guitar could be so deadly? So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few guitar shots), then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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MotherInLawGriefGone

Obligations, compromise, Guilt, mother-in-law, Father

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where you can experience the ultimate family feud showdown!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your virtual husband and father-in-law. Your husband wants to stay with his dad to support him after the tragic loss of his mom, while you’re trying to convince him to come back home to prioritize your family. Who will he choose? Will your virtual kids be torn between their two virtual dads? The drama is real, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Help your father-in-law navigate through financial troubles, emotional dependency, and stubbornness all while building the Minecraft house of his dreams. Will he finally agree to move in with you or will he cling to his sacred space forever? The suspense is killing us!

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, tough decisions, and virtual family bonding like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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CraftyJailTime30

authoritarianism, CraftyJailTime30, jailed, Maduro, Régime

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!

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EndlessWorld – Vanilla Minecraft Server

vk, Vanilla, Calm, SURVIVE, EndlessWorld

Hello, Buddy! Welcome to the cozy and calm Minecraft server – EndlessWorld (Version 1.7.10). This is where you can relax, survive, and mostly ENJOY! All information: VK – https://vk.com/endless_mc, DISCORD – (under development…)

185.9.145.8:25773

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Grasshopper SMP: Where Grass Actually Hops! 🌱🦗

Grasshopper, server ip, Enhancements, Curseforge, smp
Grasshopper SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information Links

Server IP grasshopper.mcserv.fun

Discord discord.gg/eqXNZfMhqV

Modpack Grasshopper SMP Pack

Overview:

Hop into Grasshopper SMP, a community-driven Fabric Minecraft server where your voice shapes the modpack! Join us and help build an amazing community!

What Makes Grasshopper SMP Special:
Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the modpack?

A: Absolutely! We encourage community suggestions for mod additions and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to protect against griefing and stealing outside of roleplay scenarios. Our community values respect and cooperation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP provided above or joining our Discord for more information and updates.
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