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“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3676
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Animals Bred:	126
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

DumbCraftIQ

below average intelligence, cognitive abilities, cognitive development issues, cognitive impairment, DumbCraftIQ, intellectual deficiency, intellectual disabilities, lack of cognitive skills, lack of critical thinking, lack of reasoning skills, learning disabilities, limited mental capacity, low intelligence, low iq, mental retardation, poor decision making, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow learner, unintelligent behavior

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	761	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs

Adventures, Biz, chainlink, clown dimension, Den, FroggyBiz, Frogs, gay cult, gullible, ignorance, interrogated, market, mental retardation, Minecraft, reddit, Ribbiting, Sensitive, smp, tranny janny, zoomers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.

But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.

Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?

EuroMagic

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

1:1 Recreations of: Alton Towers Resort THORPE PARK Resort

Features: 3D Custom Models for rides! Magical audio around the parks! Regular shows and events! Creative Plots Server!

play.euromagic.eu

Krappymt

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Why our server?

– Bad economy

– Stomme community

– Scrapped server

– Gejatte map

– Everything for the OG mt’s

play.krappymt.nl

LuckMC GRIF SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2110
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Best Grif Server

65.108.207.68:25576

exdi minecraft

Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension Hops:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

EXDI MINECRAFT is part of the next generation of networks. Designed to be for the players. Always constantly adding new ideas. Designed to be transparent. Designed for all.

Features: – Factions – Skyblock – Survival – Towny – Prison – Creative – KitPVP

IP: mc.exdi.us Website. www.exdi.us

mc.exdi.us

Jackandcill

Multiplayer Survival, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Server IP: jackandcill.minehut.gg

jackandcill.minehut.gg

Excalibur-Craft Classic 1.20 Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

The latest version of Minecraft is waiting for you. There is a place here for both an experienced player and a beginner who has stepped onto the path of square virtual reality for the first time in conditions of complete freedom of action – enjoy the game to the fullest!

Pulsetopia

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Pulsetopia is a multi-mode server with a fresh spawn and great community! We host events as often as we can and our staff are always available to help those in need! I hope to see you there very soon!

135.148.58.39

Relapse

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	73	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to Relapse!

A new Economy Server powered by Asagia Realms and based out of Canada, come join us and become the richest of the rich by working jobs, building farms, using smart hoppers, wield some of the mightiest weapons and build to your hearts content. There’s many fun things to do and we hope you’ll join us!

relapse.asagia.net:25879

Gaphex server Minecraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	203	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Minecraft server Gaphex

New peaceful Semi-vanilla survival with all sorts of goodies and constant updates

We have:

– New stove system

– Built-in dynamic lighting

– Friendly atmosphere

– Anti cheat

– Different balls that have physics

– Plugin for all kinds of drinks (Even alcoholic ones) (Brewery)

– Powerful hosting

– Ability to disassemble objects

– Much more, all without mods!

And this is provided that the server, as mentioned earlier, is constantly updated, although there is nothing special to do for now, but in a couple of months everything may change.

Have a good game!

gaphex.fun

CooderCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Hi, I invite you to the original roleplay server CooderCraft!

On our servers you will find survival, skyblock, economics, minigames (paintball and bedwars) and a number of original options, which we created with our own plugins. We are also developing our own mini-games, which you will see with us soon.

We host the server ourselves on our own hosting, which is currently under development. We only use our own, high-quality and paid plugins.

Server is in BETA version!

IP: play.cooder.sk VER: 1.16.X (recommended 1.16.4)

Thank you and have a nice rest of the day! – CooderCraft Team –

play.cooder.sk