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“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	345322

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

DumbCraftIQ

below average intelligence, cognitive abilities, cognitive development issues, cognitive impairment, DumbCraftIQ, intellectual deficiency, intellectual disabilities, lack of cognitive skills, lack of critical thinking, lack of reasoning skills, learning disabilities, limited mental capacity, low intelligence, low iq, mental retardation, poor decision making, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow learner, unintelligent behavior

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to prove you’re not as dumb as a box of rocks! Our server is so smart, it once beat a chess grandmaster in a game of checkers. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command. Don’t be a blockhead, join us now and show off your big brain energy!

FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs

Adventures, Biz, chainlink, clown dimension, Den, FroggyBiz, Frogs, gay cult, gullible, ignorance, interrogated, market, mental retardation, Minecraft, reddit, Ribbiting, Sensitive, smp, tranny janny, zoomers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6682	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Votes:	8445
Crops Grown:	1193	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Potions Brewed:	76
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.

But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.

Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?

BinoxMC Minecraft server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	6588
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

BinoxMC – Vanilla+ minecraft server for version 1.20.4

There are no donations, privates, griefers or toxic players on the server. There are plugins and datapacks that replace and complement individual parts of the vanilla gameplay.

To get onto the server you need to send a request in our discord server. There you will also find a channel with the information you need.

Server Features:

*You can access the server ONLY WITH Java

* REALLY responsive administration

* No donations and privates

* Smart players

* Good hosting, working 24/7

*Wipe only by players’ decision

*Game version 1.20.4

* The economy will be created by the players, without administration intervention

* PlasmoVoice voice chat plugin

* Quick ban of griefers and rollback of their actions

* Minecraft chat connection with Discord server

* RP component will be created by the players themselves

* Fair punishments and analysis of all disputes (without banning all parties to the conflict, the administration for fair punishments)

* The future of the server depends on the players

BinoxMC.fun

GamiFun Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

GamiFun’s Pixelmon Reforged

Explore the world, Catch your favourite pokémon, Discover new variants of pokémon, Gyms ,Skills, Daily Quests, Battlepass, Safari

Modpack: http://pixelmodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://gamifun.eu IP: pixelmon.gamifun.eu

pixelmon.gamifun.eu

Cybermc.net

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	509014
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Cybermc.net is a game server with dropped Mini Gams! And all kinds of unique and custom features. The community is very friendly and the staff is always online to help you. So what are you waiting for? Join now!!!!

Cybermc.net

Jericho network

Crates, Custom Enchants, Multiplayer Survival, Plot, Plotworld

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	2201
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to Jericho Network! We offer a fun and engaging Minecraft experience with 24/7 uptime, so you can play whenever you want. Our server is perfect for players who enjoy survival mode and want to build and explore with others. We have a friendly and active community, and our staff is always available to help you with any questions or issues you may have. Our server features a variety of plugins to enhance your gameplay, including economy, land claiming, and more. We also have regular events and challenges to keep things interesting and give you a chance to win prizes. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find plenty to enjoy on our server. To join our community, simply connect to our server using the IP address provided. We look forward to seeing you in-game!

play.jericho.fun

altaserv Minecraft server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	599	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

The owner of the server “altaserv” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

altaserv.minefort.com

Jurrasic Craft

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

The perfect minecraft server to betray your friends. JurrasicCraft fight to the death to steal others hearts or trap your foes to be killed, whatever you want to do join JurrasicCraft the semi-anarchy survival server!

jurrasic-craft.my.pebble.host

AirBournePVP

KitPvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Decent KitPVP Server with custom kits, suppludrops, crates, and much more join now! (currently in Development server may be up for beta within a few days)

158.69.8.170:25591

Vizvaz

Custom MiniGames, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3050	Endless Night Skies:	1

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Normal Survival 1.20.1, with simple protections and a couple of mini-games.

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┊◉Translated commands

┊◉ /Store

┊◉ /PixelPainter Create maps ┊to decorate easily

┊◉ /minicards The best minigame

┊◉ from history, try it.

┊◉ /Protections

┊◉ /duo Share adventures

┊with your best friend or wait ┊for the server to assign you one.

┊◉ You lose the number of items

┊equivalent to the amount of

┊deaths you had in the day.

┊◉ /resourcepacks ┊cs sounds in chat try them, they’re fun

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┊◉ IP: ┊『 mc.vizvaz.com 』

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┊◉ Version: ┊ 『 Java 1.20.1 』

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┊◉ Discord: ┊https://discord.gg/RuayZRK2BG

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mc.vizvaz.com

ScientificaMC Minecraft server

Draconic Evolution, Forestry, HiTech, RailCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Our project may interest you with its vanilla theme, we do not use a wide range of homemade mods, plugins, addons, etc., we try to recreate a game project where any player can feel comfortable, remember the old days when coming from work, school, college we sat down at the PC and played Minecraft.

Zulkcraft

Clans, Multiplayer Survival, PvP Survival, RPG, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4414	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dimension Hops:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

────────────────────⭐ ZULKCRAFT ⭐ ────────────────────IP: play.zulkcraft.netVersion: 1.18.2 (Java)No Premium/PremiumServer 24/7 🌐

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sVrb5ej8EhContains:🔰CUSTOM WORLD🔰CUSTOM 3D MOBS🔰CUSTOMS CHARMS🔰CLANS⚔️🔰ECONOMY 💸💵🔰AUCTIONS🔎🔰JOBS🔰SKILLS🔰AND MUCH MORE.

play.zulkcraft.net