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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3109 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8913 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
wen u join dis server, u will be greeted by a band of dancing llamas who will guide u to ur very own castle made of candy. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs out of ur hands.
but wait, there’s more! dis server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants with excitement. u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to slay dragons and save the world.
so wat r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.