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Trailblazer SMP

anti cheat, Community, Discord, Donations, family friendly, Free Ranks, game imbalances, Grief Prevention, Griefprevention, Landclaim, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, server updates, speed runners, Survival, Trailblazer SMP, Vanilla, Votifier, Voting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Alien Abductions:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to Trailblazer SMP!

We are a NEW family-friendly advanced Vanilla server that offers quality of life changes that traditional Vanilla Minecraft doesn’t provide.

– We offer grief prevention, RTP, voting, free ranks, and anti-cheat! – We are also open to taking suggestions and new plugins that would better the server and community as a whole!– All profits earned in the donation store will be re-invested into the server! Meaning, that as long as money flows into the server, it will stay updated for as long as that’s the case.– Be sure to join the discord linked in the description! – discord.com/invite/tpQ39zXkGj– The End will be closed until 06/28/2024 to prevent game imbalances and speed runners.

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RainyCraft Minecraft Server

damp, deluge, downpour, drizzle, gloomy, Minecraft, moisture, monsoon, Overcast, precipitation, Puddles, Rain, Rainy Day, RainyCraft, Server, Showers, SOAKING, Storm, thunderstorm, Umbrella, Waterlogged, weather, wet

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crops Grown:	8678
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	803	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring old sunny Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where it’s always raining! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of mischievous water-loving creepers who love nothing more than causing chaos in the rain! But don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

Join us for epic water slide races down mountains, underwater treasure hunts in flooded villages, and intense battles against the dreaded Rain God boss who can summon lightning bolts at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary umbrella of invincibility that will protect you from all water-related dangers.

So come on down to our rainy paradise and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your galoshes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

RobroCraft Minecraft Server

Active, Chat, Communication, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, hello robros, Interactive, invite, Join, Minecraft, more people, nCJbnrWZ, Network, new friends, ONLINE, RobroCraft, Server, shilling, Social, welcome

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	130556
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to challenge him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re known for stealing your loot and leaving behind nothing but llama spit. See you in the wacky world of nCJbnrWZ!

NoFamilyDrama Minecraft Server

alcoholism, anger management, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, domestic abuse, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, in-law relationships, Infidelity, intervention, Minecraft, NoFamilyDrama, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, standing up for what’s right, support system, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5492
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a wild ride that includes secret affairs, drunken antics, and even a gun-wielding brother-in-law! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Forget about building blocks, on this server you’ll be building alliances and dodging family drama left and right. Will you choose to support the betrayed fiancée or the cheating brother-in-law? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious consequences!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion. Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game!

DaughterDramaCraft

arguments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, discipline, Distance, family dynamics, favoritism, homework, NANNY, parenting, parents, Professionalism, RESPONSIBILITY, School, special treatment, Teacher, work ethics

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for special treatment! Just like this first grade teacher, we make sure everyone plays by the rules – no exceptions!

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where even the littlest players must fend for themselves. Forget about getting homework delivered to you in-game, you’ll have to work for those diamonds like everyone else!

But don’t worry, we promise plenty of drama and arguments to keep things interesting. Who needs special treatment when you can have a chaotic and hilarious time on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

TimeWarpCraft

Alternate Realities, Decision making, Futuristic Adventures, historical exploration, hypothetical scenarios, past vs future, temporal conundrum, temporal displacement, temporal escapades, temporal exploration, temporal paradoxes, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time travel choice, time travel debate, time travel dilemma, time travel ethics, time travel fantasy, time travel hypotheticals, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server lets you travel through time! That’s right, you can choose to go back to the age of the dinosaurs and ride a T-Rex or fast forward to a futuristic world where flying cars are the norm.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you traveling through time and space like never before. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So, what are you waiting for? Choose your time-travel destination and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PharmaCraft: Keepin’ it Chunky

big pharma, body image, body positivity movement, body shaming, chunky, Conspiracy Theory, Health (Industry), healthcare system, keepin, marketing tactics, medical industry, mental health, pharmaceutical companies, PharmaCraft, products, reliant, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, societal pressures, Unhealthy, weight stigma, wellness industry

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

yo, u ever wonder if big pharma created the body positivity movement to keep us chomping on their pills and potions? well, on this server, we dive deep into conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling creepers. join us if u wanna uncover the truth while building ur dream world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. come join the madness, fam!

CraftyCancerCure

cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, China, Chinese medicine, clinical studies, clinical trials, CraftyCancerCure, CSPC Pharma, drug development, drug trials, Healthcare, healthcare advancements, innovation, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA technology, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, Treatment

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	618
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!

Eat The Dirt

Adventure, building, Casual, Chill, Community, Cooperative, Exploration, Friendly, laid back, Lowkey, non-competitive, open world, Peaceful, Relaxing, Sandbox, simple-gameplay, small server, Social, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Emeralds Found:	5531
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	985796	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

A very simple Minecraft server that tries to break away from the hustle and bustle of mainstream servers. Our community will welcome you with open arms; Are you ready to commit? (You can join from nearly any version)

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Redstone Realms

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Entertaining, epic builds, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Inspired, Minecraft, Passionate players, player-built creations, Prizes, PvP, Redstone Realms, skilled players, Survival, unique gameplay, vibrant, Welcoming Community

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1392

Welcome to RedstoneRealms!

Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with RedstoneRealms! Our server offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay that will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on RedstoneRealms.

Features:

Custom Plugins: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about Minecraft and eager to make new friends. Epic Builds: Explore stunning player-built creations and get inspired to create your own masterpiece. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Join us today and start your adventure on RedstoneRealms!

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