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DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	2903	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	168
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Magic Items Found:	5285
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9084	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Creepers Gone Wild

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.