LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make u happier! Like, we got reduced neural responses to rewards so u gonna be feelin’ all kinds of good vibes while u play. And get this, it predicts the first onset of depression but not anxiety or suicidality, so u know u gonna be stress-free on dis server! It don’t matter if u already sad or anxious, dis server gonna turn that frown upside down. Plus, age and sex don’t matter, so everyone can come join the fun! So come on and join us for a wild ride of happiness and good times, u won’t regret it!
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Depresso Teen Zone
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HomelessHustleCraft
Are you tired of boring old pizza runs with your great grandma? Looking for some excitement in your life? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!Picture this: you and your great grandma are on a quest to retrieve the ultimate pizza from a virtual Little Caesars. But uh-oh, they mess up your order! Don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll encounter mysterious strangers who offer to give your incorrect pizza to a homeless man. Who knows what kind of crazy antics will ensue!
Experience the thrill of running from a giggling, cigarette-smelling man as you try to escape with your correct pizza order. Will you make it to safety in time? Will your great grandma forgive you for running to the car? Only on our server will you find out!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t be the AITA, be the hero of your own ridiculous story!
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LithiumCraft – The Cure for Boring Servers
LOL YO, DIS SERVER BE LIKE LITHIUM FOR YO MINECRAFT SOUL! JOIN US AND GET YO BRAIN FUNCTION RESTORED, JUST LIKE LITHIUM DOES FOR BIPOLAR DISORDER! WE BE FIXIN’ YO BEHAVIORAL SYMPTOMS AND MUTATIONS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON AND GET LIT WITH US, WE BE MAKIN’ MINECRAFT HISTORY, ONE CRAZY BLOCK AT A TIME! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Depressed Diners Minecraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!
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BlockyBluesCraft
Are you tired of people telling you to just “cheer up” or “think positive” when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world filled with rainbow unicorns, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of depression and are here to support you with virtual hugs and endless supplies of virtual cake. So why wait? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on your soul!
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BlockyBluesBeGone
Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!
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ParanoidSteveMC SMP
Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…
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Ketamine Safe Zone
do u like minecraft? do u also like not feeling like u wanna jump off a cliff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we give out free ketamine to all our players! that’s right, ketamine! studies show it can lower ur risk of wanting to do the big sad! so come on down and build ur dream house while feeling like ur floating on a cloud of happiness! join now and say goodbye to those dark thoughts, and hello to a brighter, ketamine-filled future!
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AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs
omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!
join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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CatWatch Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.
Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.
So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!